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Guo Jian's Prose: Feeling Drunk.

I'm drunk.

But I know that I am not Song Wu, and I can't shoot tigers. You can't fight at this time, let alone be rough. The policeman said: Fighting is not good! Win, lose, lose, be in hospital. I want to go home quietly and avoid falling into the tree pit. I can't speak my mind against the trunk.

However, I lost my way, and I took the East as the West. The Bridge Hotel, which usually stands on the north bank of the Yellow River, is indomitable. How can it hide in the south bank of the Yellow River like hide and seek?

When I got off the Yellow River Bridge and drove west, I felt that I was driving east.

This feeling is really good. A brand-new city, everything is so fresh and strange. Who doesn't like the new and hate the old? Unless he's senile.

The car is heading east along Beibinhe Road. But I clearly know that the destination is peace in the west. Because there are obvious signs on the bus.

Wandering in this city for more than forty years. How did the Yellow River, which was always in my right hand when I came home, get to my left hand?

I feel dizzy. Are you dizzy? You must be confused by me. I'm dizzy, I can't tell the difference between East and West, and I don't know what I'm talking about. Some people say that in today's world, people's moral bottom line collapses, pointing to the west and saying the east, pointing to the black and saying the white. Call a deer a horse and force a good girl to engage in prostitution. So, I think it's better to faint. Don't think about it. I like this feeling.

My car is like a fluttering leaf, swaying and rushing around. The young man driving must be lovelorn, otherwise he wouldn't drive like an airplane or a Scud missile or the ultimate weapon.

At this critical moment when my life hangs by a thread, I think of education, medical care and whether to have children. There is also the housing problem. I wonder whether literary works should abandon their shortcomings, expose the original function of human enlightenment, turn to praise and praise, compete with news propaganda for food, and finally make life and death a mess. Believing that the resulting money is above personality, people rub their desires into their beliefs about home and country. Desire is above all values, and people's moral concepts have failed.

Thinking of a marathon in Jingtai, Gansu, more than 20 top cross-country athletes died at once. The perpetrators did not turn themselves in, but led the media to investigate whether and why an old man who herded sheep to save lives said that there was more or less extreme weather in the local area. Is this old man a weather forecast? Can the old man's words completely overturn or rewrite the weather conditions recorded by Jingtai County Meteorological Bureau for a hundred years?

I want to know whether COVID-19 vaccine is a preventive measure or whether people should play the role of mice. I thought of the tangled topic of whether to get a vaccine or not. The Municipal Bureau of Disease Control and Prevention of the National Health Planning Commission has repeatedly stressed that vaccination in COVID-19 follows the basic principle of "informed, agreed and voluntary". Local governments should follow the principle of "subordinates obey superiors" and should not introduce local "regulations" at will. I thought of the article "A vaccine abroad sells for 500,000 yuan" posted by the writer on the Internet. From this perspective, we don't need to export a large number of labor services to foreigners to build railway bridges and power stations in the future. We just need to sit in a clean laboratory to make vaccines, sell vaccines and earn enough foreign exchange.

I think of a driver pulling dozens of passengers to drive a bus into the river. I think of how much hatred, how much injustice and how much perseverance it will be. I thought that a governor drove to Yantan on Saturday and was caught in a traffic jam. When I came back, I got a restriction order from the provincial capital, including weekends. I was scolded to death by the whole society, so I had to change my mind.

I don't know how this governor was selected and trained.

"After the emperor jia tree, orange to take. I was ordered not to move and was born in the south. "

Qu Yuan is far away. Humans will die painfully in the era when the ultimate weapon made by the ultimate weapon maker is against humanity.

The universe is eternal. After a long silence, the creator will give birth to all kinds of new life. ...

In fact, I think the problem is far more than that. I think of countless social chaos. I think I have a headache.

I got off the train and passed a night market in this city. There are many people here, huddled side by side. Both buyers and sellers are in high spirits, and each has its own position. There are so many girls with bare shoulders and navel exposed, squatting on the side of the road and whispering, talking about life ideals and future mate selection standards.

It is estimated that they have no family background and are unlikely to be corrupt classes and their relatives. They should be the bottom of society and a solid social cornerstone.

Finally, a bus came. The crowd crowded into the crowd. Doesn't every family have a private car? Why can't the traffic pressure be alleviated?

There are many old, weak, sick and pregnant people in the crowd. They used to be rural elites. After urbanization, they rushed to the city to take care of their grandchildren. Several elderly people stumbled, carrying weapons on their shoulders and holding the fat big boy who was swearing. Those fat boys who lie in grandpa's arms and don't have to worry about survival immediately become like eagles when they get on the bus, looking for seats everywhere.

Is my sense of hardship self-indulgent? I want to ask: raising children or raising ancestors? Didn't our ancestors work in the fields and stand all their lives? How about standing on the bus? Will it be painful to die?

How will such descendants compete with foreign enemies in the future? Developing countries from the first world to the third world attach great importance to children's physique and moral education. From Confucius to all the predecessors, there is no such thing as "happy education" for Chinese descendants. The so-called "the baby is unhappy and the problem is very serious" is completely the nonsense that Maotai drank too much during the "two sessions".

One grandson and two people send them to school. One plus two equals three. If I were the mayor, I wouldn't be able to solve the problem of peak operation. The operational capacity of a city can never meet the tidal peak of passenger flow.

Everyone consciously or unconsciously wears a big mask. People forget the sterilization ability of sunlight and the great energy of air itself to purify air. If the air around us is really floating or full of COVID-19, how much can you use this mask with air leakage on all sides? The wet nose and mouth inside your mask is actually the best hotbed for the virus to survive and reproduce. In the long run, it will last forever. I wonder what will become of human nose and mouth. ...

Alas, I stumbled home at last. Wash and sleep, I want to give my brain a rest.

When you go out tomorrow, you must have no eyes and no thoughts. Because it is too tiring to take these things out!

About the author: Guo Jian, a national first-class writer, a famous cultural figure in Jincheng, a government procurement expert, a famous social activist and a good man in Lanzhou. Bachelor of Arts from China Renmin University, Master of Economics from capital university of economics and business, Honorary Doctor of Dunhuang Studies from Lanzhou University. Vice Chairman of Gansu Journalists Association, Visiting Professor of Northwest University for Nationalities and Gansu University of Political Science and Law, Consultant of China Renmin University Alumni Association, Dean of Painting and Calligraphy Institute of Yanhuang Literature Society. Director of the International Liaison Department of Gansu Silk Road Association, and "the first contemporary writer in Gansu" of China Calligraphy Association. Chief expert on the development of Weihe source scenic spot in Gansu Province. I have worked as a farmer, worker, journalist, editor, professor, civil servant, editor-in-chief of a newspaper and deputy Commissioner of the administrative office. It is famous for its novel Jiancang and the large reportage series Contemporary China (8 volumes with 3.2 million words) which records the achievements of Gansu's construction. Winner of Dunhuang Literature and Art Award and Jincheng Literature and Art Award. Known as "the first person in Gansu's cultural industry" and "the evergreen tree on the news front".

Famous. Winner of Dunhuang Literature and Art Award and Jincheng Literature and Art Award. Known as "the first person in Gansu's cultural industry" and "the evergreen tree on the news front".