April Fool's Day prank message

Because of you, I believe in fate; Because of you, I believe in fate; Maybe all this is predestined by heaven, which brings us together in some way. I really want to say ... what did I do in my last life?

No matter where you are, just smile at the sky and shout "I am a beauty" three times, and I will appear in front of you.

In the morning, you approached my bed gently and kissed my face affectionately. Your deep eyes have been staring at me, and I really can't refuse you-"Good dog, take you for a walk".

The vast sky makes you fly high, beautiful stories are interpreted by you, kind children have to chase them, and humorous messages are sent to the little turtle! ! !

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There is a tacit understanding called tacit understanding, a feeling called wonderful, a yearning called longing, and an idiot who will finish reading the message!

Forward this message three times and you will be lucky; Forward it 6 times and you will be official; Forward 10 times, and you will be lucky; Forward it 20 times and spend 2 yuan!

It's too late, your mobile phone has been infected with April Fool's Day virus, alas …

I'm sending you this dime message to tell you that I'm not a penniless person. For example, this dime message is my birthday present to you. Don't forget to invite me to dinner tonight.

Dear mobile phone users, in order to keep you awake on April Fool's Day (1), we provide quick wisdom books as long as you insist on reading "RMB $ &；; You can learn it after ten times.

I insured you 20 thousand yuan today to have a safe April fool's day. How interesting! The insurance company will send someone to send you the insurance policy and invoice ... Oh, I forgot, this 20,000 premium was paid by you.

Poor mobile phone user, it's a pity that you are infected with April Fool's Day bacteria because you confirmed this short message. Now bacteria are wearing uniforms, full of energy, neatly arranged, and walking through your body with vigorous steps. ...

I seem to see you jump on me happily and stick your head in my arms ... really! I'm so happy. I was just about to give you a birthday cake! Are you so happy? Still barking and wagging your tail at me?

People are getting more and more stiff, their faces are getting yellow, they are as white as soybean milk, and their lips are like brown sugar. So far, I haven't met anyone, but I must pretend to be strong. When I meet a girl like a wolf, I meet a buddy-I'm still like that.