Smile happily and have positive energy

Positive sentences with a happy smile (Part 1) 1. Even if life is sometimes hurtful, we must face it with a strong smile.

2. You can have nothing, but you can never be useless.

3. When we are happy, we hold our heads upward, and happiness swims happily in our chests like floating clouds. The happier we are, the more joyful it swims, and the stronger the feeling.

4. If righteousness is not extended, evil qi cannot be eliminated, and if evil qi is not eliminated, righteousness cannot be extended. To eliminate evil, righteousness must be extended. To achieve righteousness, one must straighten one's mind and avoid false representations of the truth. There will be no place for evil to hide.

5. Cherish the happiness at hand, and don’t wait until you lose it to regret it. There may be only one person in your life who will really care about you.

6. Wherever you can reach in your dreams, one day you can also reach it with your steps.

7. At the lowest point in life, people will find out who is by their side and never leave them, and suddenly they will find those touches that they never noticed before, which warm their hearts.

8. Fifty percent of the worries in this world can be solved by having a good sleep. As for the remaining half, you can think about it after you wake up.

9. Life is like a scale, one end is giving and the other end is reward.

10. What determines a person’s success is not ability, but choice.

11. As a person, you must learn to make yourself happy and pretend that the whole world belongs to you.

12. The best thing in the world is that every morning you wake up and it’s a brand new day, it’s completely free and it will never be out of stock.

13. Be bearish when you are proud and look away when you are frustrated.

14. The stars are very bright wherever they are. It depends on whether you look up to see them.

15. Friends, no matter what environment you live in, maintain a healthy mentality to face various encounters in life. When everything is going smoothly, don’t forget to give others a helping hand; when the clouds are gathering, don’t forget to plant a garden full of fragrant flowers in your heart. In fact, people live a kind of spirit. In order to welcome a more exciting life, work hard!

16. A dream may seem impossible at first, then it becomes unlikely, and then it will definitely come true.

17. Failure in youth is more satisfying than victory in adulthood, and success in old age.

18. Attitude determines success, not changing attitude after success.

19. Face the wind and rain bravely. I believe that after passing through the wind and rain, the beauty of the rainbow will be waiting for you in the scenery ahead.

20. It is experience, not years, that makes people mature.

Positive energy sentences with a happy smile (Part 2)

21. Use addition to love others, subtraction to resent, and multiplication to be grateful.

22. Success is doing simple things over and over again.

23. Sweat watered the dry land and stood up to the scorching sun. They are hard-working farmers. No matter how noble our status is or how prominent our status, we cannot forget them!

24. Don’t beg, learn to fight for it. If so, you will finally get something.

25. Happiness is like a floating cloud. It likes to wander freely without any ideological sect. It does not care about money and rewards. It likes simple people and things, smiles and simplicity.

26. It should be a tree, standing in silence, able to accept sunshine and tolerate wind and rain.

27. Others will not care about anything about you. Only by achieving yourself can you hold your head high in front of others.

28. Live for happiness, why bother about things that disturb your emotions.

29. The greatest sorrow in life is when a son wants to be filial but his parents are not there! The greatest tragedy in life is that one dies before the family is rich. The greatest pity in life is that one only understands what one should do when he is dying!

30. Seize the opportunity, give it your all, and leave without any regrets.

You are always the best!

31. Painful and mature, happy and full, life is originally composed of sour and sweet. Use a grateful heart to thank life for everything it has given us. Use strength to create your unique life. Face adversity and walk calmly. Everything doesn't matter. Isn't this an understanding?

32. Mr. Yuan likes cats very much. Mr. Yuan feels empty because the cat is gone. They have taken care of each other for a long time, and Mr. Yuan is very unhappy.

33. When others praise us, point out our shortcomings, or gossip and slander us, we should be self-aware in our hearts. As long as we review our words and deeds that day before going to bed every day, and feel confident that we have done nothing wrong, we can sleep peacefully; if we have made any mistakes, we should repent. Repentance means purity, and purity means peace of mind.

34. A beautiful wife is a man’s pleasure, and a beautiful wife who can serve exquisite dishes from the kitchen is a man’s blessing.

35. I am happy, I have him who loves me deeply. I am happy, I have her who loves me deeply.

36. Life is an impromptu performance, and there is no dream that cannot be achieved. Only people who don’t wake up early.

37. True happiness comes from tolerance and help.

38. I am making trouble and you are laughing, this is happiness.

39. Happiness originates from the heart. If you can treat the world with an optimistic attitude, you should be more inclusive and happy.

40. Life has its ups and downs, and you can’t lose anything.

Funny phrases to smile every day

The teacher said that if you don’t want to study, just lie down on the table and pretend to be dead.

The most painful thing in life is that after going through a super storm, not only did you not see the rainbow, but you also ended up catching a cold.

How many points does the teacher give me, how many years do I wish the teacher to live

Living a life like Bajie, but wanting a body like Wukong

God please Let me grow five centimeters taller, and I am willing to lose ten pounds in exchange.

Last night there was a loud crack and a bolt of lightning flew past. I thought I had traveled through time. It turned out to be a power outage

If fate grabs your throat, scratch its armpit

People are looking for success all their lives, but more often than not, all they find is success

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It is impossible for us to escape, after all, the earth is round, and the end is the starting point

A good way to hide a secret is to tell it to the world as a joke.

There is no such thing as an inseparable couple, only a mistress who doesn’t work hard

I will chase you with Cupid’s arrows and wear a bulletproof vest and fly

Because I have Because, that's why, since it's already done, why bother saying it again

I'm sorry, the sentence I love you that betrayed me

The only difference between me and Superman is: I Wearing underwear inside.

Use someone else’s paper when you go to the toilet and let others find it

Wearing a low-cut dress and covering it with your hands is so unethical

Men are full, warm and lustful because they always ask women: Are they hungry? Is it cold?

Time is really a ruthless knife, blackening the fungus and softening the banana...

Don't put your photos in front of me, I'm really afraid that I will drop the camera if I can't help it.

It takes a hundred years to build the same boat ferry, and a thousand years to build bunk beds.

You said that ice is like sleeping water, but I only remember sighing that farts are like shit...

Love makes people pretend to be crazy with wine, and love makes people moan without any illness!

If the heart is there, the love is there, but it just comes back on the bedside.

Ability is like melon seeds, which can only be chewed out by gritting your teeth.

Why are most programmers single? Because they often: can’t find a partner.

In the next life, I will be your heart. At least if I don’t beat it, you will die.

I will become a sea of ??fat and drown all the thin people showing off.

In class, the teacher gave an example: a man named Zhang San’s father Li Si...

What it means to burn oneself and warm others is to burn a boiler in a crematorium.

The difference between working and starting a business: if you can’t make it as a part-time worker, you can change jobs, but if you can’t make it as a boss, you can only jump off the building.

I watched you step onto the stage with my own eyes, and I didn’t know whether you were going to make a fool of yourself or make a fool of yourself.

From a distance, you can see the green smoke coming out of the toilet. When you go in, you can see how spectacular the toilet is. Three drops of feces are pouring down from the toilet. When you look at it, there is no paper in your pocket.

If mosquitoes stopped sucking blood and instead sucked fat, what cute little creatures would they be?

The most ambiguous thing between men and women is borrowing something. Once you borrow something and return it, there will be two consequences. opportunity to meet.

Foodies are generally kind-hearted, because they only think about eating every day and have no time to scheme against others.

Those who repost their zodiac signs all day long are roaring in their hearts, "Anyone who looks down on me is a bastard!"

There are ways to do things, but there are too many people who take them. Yes, it's blocked.

Men always say one thing and do another, and even wear a condom when critical.

If you love the wrong person, every day is April Fool’s Day; if you love the right person, every day is Valentine’s Day.

Don’t underestimate slippers, they are a role model for bearing humiliation and bearing heavy burdens.

If I could meet so many sexy and beautiful female fairies along the way, I would also go and learn from them.

A Taobao shop owner introduces the fabric of his clothes: This fabric is very elastic, comparable to Jinmailang elastic noodles

There is a piece of clothing that everyone has but never wears. What clothes? The Emperor's New Clothes

Spider said: QQ is online every day, why don't you see pLMM? The flashing avatar is either a fly or a mosquito

I have always liked you, I just don’t like humans sometimes.

In fact, I am a very traditional person and have always supported three wives and four concubines.

Women have affairs because of their heartbeat; men have affairs because of new holes!

The mountain is empty when you sit down, and the ground is sinking when you stand up. It seems that the only way to eat is to climb down.

In fact, there are two reasons for wearing cotton pants: first, it is cold; second, your mother thinks you are cold.

I specially flew to Shanghai to find a tailor to get this patch done.

There are two ways to be inspirational, one is to see others succeed, and the other is to see others unlucky.

A "homeboy and homegirl" with no source of income will turn into a "man in debt and a woman in debt" over time.

Beating a dog depends on the owner. In many cases, the dog is beaten for the owner.

No one looks down on you, because no one looks at you at all, everyone is very busy

It's a pity that it wasn't you who stayed with me until I was drunk.

A man lamented: This world is too small! The woman glanced at the man: Because you are too fat.

The world laughs at me for being so crazy, and I laugh at the world for seeing it so quickly.

Being a stranger in a foreign land, I gain three pounds during the holidays.

If you don’t want to answer my call, just say so. Don’t always let China Mobile help you say sorry to me.

People who are too fussy are suitable for selling vegetables, but not suitable for falling in love.

Live fish will swim upstream, while dead fish will drift with the current.

Standards for otakus and otakus: use the computer as the center of the circle on the bed, and use the arm length as the radius to pick up items...

Smile and talk about it even if you are upset

Cherish the passing years and wish each other well. No matter how sweet it is, it becomes poetry, and whether it is bitter, it becomes poetry. Joy also becomes a song, sadness also becomes a song. Laughter also becomes a word, tears also become a word. Just remember to smile when you are happy, stop when you are tired, and take a break when you are upset.

Even if you are upset, you should smile and talk about it

1. Many things will end if you don’t persist to the end. There is no right or wrong, people and things are all In this way, after appreciating these normal conditions, we know that there is nothing that you have to do, and there is nothing that cannot be done without doing it. It is not a compromise, but we all understand that only we can control our lives. Living for yourself is the only way to show your hard work and love. People and events have their own accounts, right? How can there be so many things going well in life? Just deal with all the unsatisfactory things, be responsible for yourself, love yourself, and make yourself happy. How can there be so many upsets? You must know that all emotions are manifestations of insufficient wisdom. So, just smile and everything will be fine

2. When I am upset, I want to find someone to walk and talk with me. When walking around the playground and listening to music alone can be very calm, many times No matter how serious the situation is, you can just smile and jump around a little, and you can get through it.

3. After the Chinese New Year, during the days of eating and sleeping, acne actually started to break out! ! ! As we get older, it’s hard to get rid of acne marks, do you understand? ! ! After complaining, smile no matter how upset you are.

4. Get up in the morning and smile at yourself in the mirror. Take a break when you are tired at the end of the day. If you are upset, take a deep breath and be broad-minded. Smiling is a day, and crying is also a day. No matter how many troubles there are, life can still go on, so why not greet it with a smile?

5. It’s raining and I’m thinking of you. I don’t know if you feel it or not. That’s it. It’s good. I hope you are well. Don’t catch a cold. Don’t be upset or irritable. Have a smile. I'm fine too. Let time and fate decide the rest. I wish you well

6. I have an idea today. It would be great if I were in Guangzhou now. Sometimes I wouldn’t make myself upset. But when I think about it again, I should smile even if I’m upset. For the sake of others Worry and not be affected.

7. Smile no matter how upset you are. Just laugh it off, why bother caring about those with bigger farts!

8. I like watching the TV series "I Love My Family" very much! But I haven’t been able to see it in the past two years, VIP. Fortunately, I found it available for torrent download online today. 64G. It’s worth reading again and again to laugh and have fun when you’re upset or when you’re having fun. Good.

9. Inexplicably, I feel that the world will be better if you smile when you are upset

10. Look at your troubles in a light way, so that you don’t feel so tired every day, and smile every day. Give your busy mood a break and make your ordinary life happier. Every time you are in a bad mood, I will find a way to make you happy. I am also stupid and don’t know how to coax you. You still make me angry ( I'm not blaming you, you are right to be angry with me) Daughter-in-law, but you know, after you hung up the phone, I felt very uncomfortable. I really want to appear in front of you and hold you when you are upset, so I just I can stare at the phone blankly. What I'm most afraid of is your words. Don't call me. I don't want to talk to you anymore. I'm upset. Wife, I owe you too much. If I wasn't in the army, I would Come to you immediately. When you are in a bad mood, I can take you out to play. When you are angry with me, I can let you hit me and vent your anger. But when you are like this sometimes, I am really afraid that you will think too much and I feel insecure. At this moment, I feel nothing but pain and yearning. God always likes to make jokes like this, keeping us always at a distance. The future I want is to have a house to live in, it doesn’t have to be big, and it’s best to have sunshine outside the window; to have your favorite yogurt in the morning and evening, to eat apples a day, to have a pot to cook soup for you, to occasionally walk hand in hand in the park, and to be with you for a year Parents several times; I have a job, a book, a SLR, books to read, and music to listen to; friends occasionally come over to get together, and occasionally we can walk around. This is the life I want to give you, and if I fall in love with you, it will be A kind of mistake, I firmly believe that this will be the most beautiful mistake in life, I am willing to make this mistake for the rest of my life.

It was so good eleven or eight years ago that my face was full of collagen. I could cry or laugh at everything. You didn’t have the irritability between your eyebrows that you have now. No matter how sad I am, I still feel that there is hope outside the window. I know the house is full of air conditioners and the smell of watermelon. I wonder if you are just upset right now but have nothing to say. Even if you open your mouth, you just smile silently.

12. Jordan Chan and Cai'er Ying are probably what happy love really looks like. Emotions are really magical. Some people can't get closer to each other even if they say a thousand words, but some people can knock on the door of happiness with just a smile. This probably means that only people with the same three views will naturally get together. Because the three views are consistent, you can understand each other with one look, and soothe your heart with a smile. There is endless things to say and do together, and you will not be upset even if you stay together all day long.

13. Cherish the passing years and wish each other well. No matter how sweet it is, it becomes poetry, and if it is bitter, it becomes poetry. Joy also becomes a song, sadness also becomes a song. Laughter also becomes a word, tears also become a word. Just remember to smile when you are happy, stop when you are tired, and take a break when you are upset. I wish everyone a happy 18th and happy every day

14. Smile when you are upset; take a deep breath when you want to cry; you have to believe that everything will get better

15. Time Like water, silent and beautiful, with a slight smile, it is a unique scenery. When you are upset, smile to yourself and everything will go away with the wind; when you are sad, smile to yourself and remind yourself to love yourself; when you are tired, smile to yourself and don’t pay too much attention to everything. Smile is the driving force to move forward, the transmission of warmth, and the silent beauty. Looking at each other and smiling is a kind of release for oneself; it is a kind of warmth for others; it is a kind of brilliance for the world.

16. I’m upset. It’s your choice whether you want it or not. You have no right to complain. Just smile, even though it’s tiring.

17. Every time you feel upset, think about there are so many beautiful things, why not smile. However, some people are really annoying

18. Smile when something happens, it’s no big deal: No matter what happens or for whatever reason, we should smile happily every day. When you are upset, remember three sentences: Forget it, it doesn’t matter, it will pass. I wish you all a happy life.

19. No matter how upset you are, you can occasionally smile. No matter how dark the night is, there are still a few lights and stars. So for that little bit of brightness, the tired traveler is determined not to stop

20. I care about you, why do you not understand, why do you still feel sad and helpless involuntarily? When things are over, I don’t want to Oh, it just makes me upset when I think about it! Just smile and it will be fine

21. When you are upset, just think of smiling. Smile in Blockbuster. Nothing can be solved and you will be in a good mood. People should be content. There is no need to make yourself too troubled by worrying. Tired

Happy Smile Text

1. A certain man stayed out all night on New Year’s Day and only came home in a hurry at dawn. His wife angrily asked why? The man said: Last night, I encountered a yellow light at the intersection. It kept flashing and I didn't dare to pass. The wife asked again, why didn’t you call the police? Male answer: I put my cell phone in the trunk. I was deducted 2 points for making phone calls while driving, so I didn’t dare to carry it with me. His wife angrily scolded him: You couldn’t get out of the car to pick it up! The man said timidly: 2 points will be deducted for not wearing a seat belt.

2. My brother is very mean-mouthed. He made his wife angry before going to bed at night, so he had no choice but to coax her with sweet words. He asked his wife angrily: "My child is in his teens this year." My wife smiled happily and replied: I am already twenty-seven. My buddy habitually blurts out: "The breasts don't look like that." Bang! The nosebleed exploded instantly.

3. A girl lost her card and was picked up by a buddy. When she saw that the girl was called Wang Fang, she shouted Wang Fang... This guy went over and told people, "Why don't you recognize me?" The girl blushed. nod. He said I don’t know you either, so this is your card. The girl blushed and took it and said thank you! This guy asked again why didn't you ask me my name, and the girl continued to blush. You should ask quickly, the girl blushed and asked in a low voice, what is your name? This guy is so awesome that he can just call me Lei Feng.

4. From a physiological point of view, the so-called childishness means that one can neither hold back the urine nor the words; the so-called immaturity means that one can only hold back the urine but cannot hold back the words; the so-called maturity means that one can only hold back the urine but cannot hold back the words. It means being able to hold back both peeing and talking; the so-called aging means being able to hold back talking but not being able to hold back peeing.

5. A pair of high school students were dating in the park. Woman: Do you want to know what it feels like to kiss? Man: According to my analysis, kissing is two mouths overcoming air resistance to work through friction. When the friction speed is high enough, they will turn into four pieces of sausage.

Woman: Go rub your physics book!

6. My crush’s grandmother died yesterday. She posted a message on Weibo. She looked so sad. I wanted to send her a comment to comfort her and express my concern, but Nima's hands were shaking and she accidentally clicked "Like". She suddenly felt that all the languages ????in the world had no meaning.

7. The significant effect of deducting points for running a yellow light has appeared! There was a rear-end collision between two cars at the intersection. The drivers got out and offered cigarettes to each other, and then cursed the bad rules. There was no more routine quarrel.

8. I said: "You are a pig." You said: "I am a pig!" From now on, I will call you a pig. Finally one day, you couldn't help but yelled at me in front of everyone: "I'm not a pig!"

9. I found a girlfriend, and she told me that she was CN, But because cycling is gone (everyone knows). Later, a long time later, my friend organized a bicycle outing, and I invited my girlfriend to go with me, but she yelled: "It's been so long, and you don't even know that I can't ride a bicycle?

10. Many areas received reports that cars were parked in front of a certain intersection late at night, and car owners asked for help: "Brothers, I can't go home now. The traffic lights at the intersection ahead are only yellow lights that keep flashing. Yes, how to fix it? Can anyone help me think of a solution? ”

11. Just after driving through an intersection, I was stopped by the traffic police. “You just ran the yellow light. According to the latest traffic regulations, you will be fined six points.” "The traffic policeman stretched out his hand and motioned for me to show my driver's license. I took out two one-yuan coins from my pocket and handed them to him. "I thought it was no big deal. I pay six cents a time and I'll pay for it for a month. "After saying that, I stepped on the accelerator and drove away.

12. Today I drove past the intersection of Yinchuan Road and Haier Road, and it was getting yellow in front of me. A Vios on my right stopped in front of the white line. . The tragedy came. A Changan Star rear-ended the Vios and knocked it out. The person in the Vios got out of the car and looked at the white line first, and then said to the Changan Star person: I finally stopped. Car, if you knock me out, I won’t get any points!

13. A shy boy finally got up the courage to ask his beloved girl: “What kind of boy do you like? The girl said: "It's a coincidence." "The boy asked again and it was still the same. He had to say sadly: "Can't it be done with a flatter head? ”

14. If you are worried, let your worries jump off the building. If you have no money, let the prices jump. If you have done enough, you can find a new job. If you are sad, you can go dancing. When you are tired, you can practice long jump. If you feel bored, you can go high jumping. If you feel bored, you can go jump. If you feel depressed, you can go skydiving.

15. After seeing the new traffic regulations from Central News today, a reporter interviewed an illegal driver on Nanjing Road in Tianjin. Reporter: Did you know that the new traffic regulations prohibit you from talking on the phone while driving? Driver: I know. Reporter: Then why are you still calling? What? Driver: I can’t help but answer the phone! At that time, my lunch was spitting out. Tianjin people have a spirit of entertainment!

16. I was in a bad mood and went to the park. When I was drinking water, I realized that I didn’t bring my wallet with me. When I was at a loss, a very pretty girl next to me bought me a bottle of water. I opened it and took a sip and asked her for her phone number. She said, “The water is given to you, don’t leave me alone.” Think too much! ”

17. Not long after a certain girl entered college, she sent a text message to her mother asking her to send money. The reason was: she had a new boyfriend, dated 6 times, had worn all the clothes, and wanted to buy another one. Mom Reply to the text message: Change your boyfriend and start from scratch!

18. While my classmate was taking a shower, I changed his girlfriend’s number to mine while I was lying in bed and sent him a text message: “Husband, I’m pregnant. "I saw that guy suddenly turned over and got out of bed, smoked a pack of cigarettes, and asked someone in the dormitory to borrow money...

19. I suddenly discovered that as long as he was a passerby, he would 100% meet him. They are desperate; as long as they are netizens, they are 100% indignant. After my simple analysis, I can infer that all netizens do not go to the streets, and all passers-by do not go online.

20. When his girlfriend took Xiao Ming home to meet his parents for the first time, Xiao Ming was very nervous. His girlfriend said, “Don’t be nervous, just treat yourself as if you were at your own home.

When he arrived at his girlfriend's house, as soon as the door opened, his girlfriend's parents came forward warmly. Xiao Ming quickly said: "Dad, Mom, I'm back!" This is my girlfriend! ”

21. In the first love letter he wrote to me, my husband said: “Every time I see Liz, I feel like there is a little rabbit running around in my heart. "Now that we have been married for three years, we act like a baby on a whim. "Husband, where is the little rabbit in your heart?" I replied: "It has been killed long ago!" ”

22. A female colleague in the company went out to eat at noon. She left her mobile phone at the company, and then her husband kept calling. A guy next to him was very disgusted after finishing his nap. After the Nth time the phone rang. , the buddy picked up the phone angrily and yelled: "We are sleeping and you keep calling us, don't you bother me? ", and soon a man appeared at the door of the office...

23. My boyfriend was on a business trip, and he called me a few hours ago to tell me that he was safe. I was bored at the moment, so I just wanted to tease him. Boyfriend. Called the hotel room where he was staying: "Hello, sir, do you need any special services?" He said: "No need, I already have it." "

24. Valentine's Day is coming soon. I just went downstairs to finish shopping. Boss: "Sir, do you want to buy flowers?" Me: "What are you buying flowers for?" Boss: "Buy flowers for your girlfriend?" Me: "Oh, how many flowers can I buy to give to my girlfriend?" "Then the boss quietly took the flowers back...

25. It was dark, and a lovelorn wolf was looking for food. He heard the woman in the house lecturing the child: If you cry again, I will throw you out to feed the wolf. ! The child cried all night, and the wolf waited outside until dawn. Finally, the wolf sighed with tears: Liars, women are all liars!

26. When farming, the son is responsible for steering the donkey, and the father pulls the donkey every time. The son hitched the cart and said to the father in front of him: "Dad, let's go." The father pulled the donkey forward. Day after day, the father did not come. After the son hitched the cart alone, he drove the donkey no matter how hard he drove it. , the donkey wouldn’t leave, the son was furious, suddenly calmed down and shouted “Dad, let’s go!” "The donkey moved forward slowly.

27. Man: "Do you know why the ring you bought for your wedding is called a ring? Woman: "Why?" Man: "So evil, so evil." "Female: "Hate..."

28. At ten o'clock in the evening, my wife who was on a business trip called me. The following is the conversation! Wife: Where are you? Me: At home." Wife: Really at home? Not out fooling around? Me: Are you sick again? Where am I when I'm not at home? Wife: Okay, then go to the middle door of the refrigerator and see what’s in the third compartment... I went to take a look and there was a photo of us. Told her. Wife: Yes. Then you are at home, go to bed early.

29. A colleague, a loser, is dating a goddess because he is afraid that her family will disapprove. The goddess lied to her family and said she was dating a tall, rich and handsome man, was a bit of a playboy, had no interest in getting married and did not meet her parents. Diaosi often comes to see the goddess, who bullies him by acting. When his parents ask who he is, the goddess replies: Spare tire, honest person. Half a year later, the goddess acted again and was abandoned by a rich and handsome man. She was heartbroken and the man had no good things. Her parents comforted her: Don’t be sad. [email?protected]

30. A buddy was broken up and finally asked his girlfriend to come with him. He called us all to sing the second song. In the KTV, he said to his girlfriend: Let me sing the last song for you. We thought we were going to sing some soulful song to impress my girlfriend and make her look back, but in the end he ordered "Hee Swish Swish"... Please take mine and send it back to me, eat mine and spit it out for me...

31. Husband: "The relationship between husband and wife is like X. There is only one point of intersection - when they fall in love. In the future, they will become farther and farther apart." Wife: "What about us? Are we as sad as X? ?” Husband: “No, we are Y. After we intersect, we will become one forever.

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32. Two dumplings got married. After seeing off the guests, the groom returned to the bedroom and found a meatball lying on the bed! The groom was shocked and asked hurriedly: "Where is the bride? Meatballzi said shyly, "I hate it. You don't recognize people when they take off their clothes!" ”

33. What’s the use of a woman getting married? The answer is: “It’s only useful!” "Then why does the man want a divorce? "Because he doesn't want to do it anymore! "What's the point of gay marriage? The answer is: "It's useless! ”

34. I took a girl’s car in the morning and I took the passenger seat. Every time the light turned green, the agent always had a solemn look on his face, as if he was facing a formidable enemy... On the contrary, he was very relaxed when he encountered a red light. I honestly stopped and waited for the light... I said: The new traffic regulations are really crazy... The agent didn't answer, he looked straight ahead and said leisurely: "When you see red, you are at ease!" "

35. Someone complained that Plants vs. Zombies is really a lie. It always reminds people that "there is a large wave of zombies approaching". Just because of this, he has been playing it day and night for a whole year, NND There has never been a "big wave of zombies"!

36. The man hurried home the next morning after staying out all night. His wife asked why, and the man replied: There was a yellow light at the intersection last night, and it kept blinking. It was back to normal at 6 o'clock this morning. The wife asked again why she didn't make a phone call. The man replied: 3 points for driving at a yellow light! If you reverse the car and drive in the wrong direction, you will have to wait until the man is shivering. : Why is it so frozen in the car? Answer: It snowed all night, and I kept wiping the number plate outside. 12 points will be deducted for covering the number plate!

37. Man: “My wife, you are the cutest person I have ever seen. people! ——"Female: "muma! ——Husband, I just like people like you who have never seen the world..."

38. A rich and second-generation man proposed to a beautiful woman. The man said, "Marry me, baby." The beautiful woman shook her head, "You want it?" Give me 999 roses. The man agreed and fulfilled it. Is this okay? The beauty shook her head. I wanted a cart of cut cakes. The man fulfilled it with tears. The man said that it was okay. I am already bankrupt in order to buy the cut cakes. , the last one, I want you to run through 12 yellow lights in Beijing. The man collapsed and committed suicide by jumping into the river.