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Wechat blind date self-introduction
Dating is a convenient and quick way for older young men and women to solve their marriage problems. How to introduce yourself in the process of dating and leave the best impression on each other? As follows, I will collect the self-introduction of WeChat blind date for you. Welcome to read!
Wechat blind date self-introduction 1 First of all, let me introduce myself. My brother's name is Meng Duzi, and my age is just 18 years old. I once received higher education in Peking University. Today, I saw so many students picking up garbage that I had to quit my job and go home to farm (in short, I am a farmer). I also saw many children aged 15 and 16 get married, so I had to initiate marriage in space and stop taking drugs, gambling and singing. Reading makes me dizzy, and playing games makes me feel good. The so-called Pingnan gifted scholar is a tree. Age is not a problem, height is not a distance. I hope to grow old with you and never part.
Wechat blind date self-introduction 2 Hello everyone! Nice to meet you here! First of all, let me introduce myself. My brother's name is Mao, and his name is ugly. I was born in a bird's land in Guangxi. My height is 175, and I have just been weighed. I am a real devil. I look ordinary (almost like Show Lo). Although I am not handsome, I am very stylish. I will be 30 years old this year. Because of hard work, I have been waiting for my wife. As a result, I have no wife today. Although I now have a lot of chicken stalls in Da 'an, with a net worth of over 100 million yuan, the days without a wife make me empty and lonely. I have been playing with three pigs for thirty or forty years! First of all, I want to thank the Internet for making me know many friends! The most regrettable thing is that it is all men! There are no women! Really sad! All right! Cut the crap! Until today, I finally got up the courage to ask for marriage from major media.
Wechat blind date self-introduction 3 I am not beautiful, but I look comfortable, so you don't have to be handsome, just look pleasing to the eye; I'm not tall, but I can squeeze into the 170 team in high heels. What about you? Just wear high heels and be taller than me. My figure is not good, but the proportion is absolutely standard, so you don't have to be in good shape, just the proportion standard; My income is not high, but it is no problem to support myself. What about you? If I lose my job one day, I can support both of us.
My education is not high, but my language ability is ok. What about you? I don't need a high degree. I'm afraid I'm under pressure. We have no topic. My family members are simple, but also very human. What about you? There is a brother and sister. I am cheerful, but a little headstrong and grumpy, so you'd better tolerate me; I like to laugh, the punchline is very low, so you'd better be humorous.
If you like to wear tight pants, have long nails, have long hair, behave or talk like a sissy, please go around, I am looking for a pure man; If you are controlling, angry and have a negative attitude towards life, I don't want to be too tired with you. I hope we can keep flowing, or we can hold your hand and grow old together.
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