Any funny messages?

The mobile phone can be hung around the neck as a necklace and put in front of your eyes as a camera. Who else is so old-fashioned that I don't know that mobile phones can flirt? Valentine's Day is coming, don't forget that your mobile phone may be an extraordinary weapon in your hand. Send cupid's arrow to the person you secretly love, send a love letter to the lover you meet every day that is usually difficult to say, or send an anonymous love letter to a good friend that can make him remember for a month ... We have made so many sweet words or love shells, you choose, send him (her) a short message and get him (her) on Valentine's Day.

Love a lover-deep feelings are on the verge.

When you read this message, you have been poisoned by love. The only antidote is to marry me. Forget it. Forev

I have no time to participate in your past, and I won't miss your future again! In sincerity, get to know you; Linxi is with you day and night.

Do you know what I'm doing? Give you five choices: A: I miss you B: I miss you C: I miss you D: I can't live without you E: All of the above.

I can't promise you anything, but I will do it: if one day you feel hungry, then you will smile and see that I have starved to death in your arms.

Love plus love equals extraordinary love, love minus love equals the starting point of love, love multiplied by love equals infinite love, and love minus love equals the only love. Maybe for you, my appearance in your life is just100+1=101. But for me, your appearance in my life is the formula of 0+ 1 = 1.

If the frog didn't become a prince, if the princess didn't wake up, if the mermaid didn't become a bubble, would I still believe in love? Believe because you are still with me. The vast sea of people, navigate by your name; On a cold night, hold your name to keep warm; Live a long life and travel with your name.

Love is the yearning of the heart, the ringing of feelings, the collision of inspiration, the shining of electric light, the sweet dew and the intoxicating pure wine. Happy Valentine's Day!

Seeing you, I am afraid of getting an electric shock; I can't see you, I need to recharge; Without you, I think I will cut off the power. Love you is my career, miss you is my career, hug you is my specialty, kiss you is my specialty!

I really want to be your mobile phone, hold it in my arms, hold it in my hands, see it in my eyes and keep it in my heart!

Baby: I have a toothache recently, because I often miss you at night. Too sweet will lead to tooth decay.

Old lover-helpless and ridiculous

● There is no desert in the world. Every time I miss you, God drops a grain of sand, and there is Sahara from now on! There was no sea in this world, but every time I miss you, God will drop a tear, so there is the Pacific Ocean.

If loving you is a mistake, I would rather make it worse, even if it is a lifelong mistake!

● Sauvignon Blanc, cold abortion, cold night, lovers' holiday independence and self-pity. It's hard to see and think, and it's hard to stay up all night with regrets and ask whether Iraq is merciful.

Life is always getting old, but I will always remember the good times and warm years with you. I wish you a cheerful mood and a bright future on the road of life.

● The stars and the moon are not mistaken, because you have left; The breeze is silent because I am crying; I didn't say anything because I still miss you.

It's hard to love you without asking for anything! I love you, but I'm so tired of sneaking around! Love you, but it breaks your heart, so miserable! But willingly, so silly!

Fish said to water: You can't see my tears because I am in the water. Water said: I can feel your tears because you are in my heart.

● Meeting the right person at the wrong time is a kind of sadness; Meeting the wrong person at the right time is a sigh; Meeting the right person at the right time is a lifelong happiness.

What we pursue-send a piece of infatuation.

● The ancient road is sparse, the sun is setting, and heartbroken people are waiting for your call!

● On Valentine's Day, I want to make a fish. You can stew it, cook it, steam it, and then lie in your gentle stomach.

● You are from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I am from Zhoukou, Beijing. Let me hold your hairy hand! Love! Let's walk upright!

Loving you is not the goal, the goal is to love you to death! Loving you is not the purpose, but the purpose is to love you for a lifetime!

I miss you so much, I broke the telephone line, burned my mobile phone card, emptied my wallet, and took all the sleeping pills, alas! But I still miss you.

● You are a train and I am a railway; You are brick, I am mud; You are the cloud and I am the wind; You are chocolate, I am wrapping paper; Do you love me? It's great to have you here.

My love for you is like a raging river, like the Yellow River flooding out of control, like the setting sun and the brilliant western hills. I think you love you. I can't live without you. I have to get you.

I want to send you roses, but they are too expensive. I want to comfort you, but I haven't learned it yet. I want to kneel to you, but the ring is still in the safe. I can only send messages to chase you. I hope we will never screw up.

Forgive me for telling a stranger your mobile phone number. His name is Cupid, and he will tell you for me. My heart likes you, my heart cares about you, and my heart waits for you.

You are a poison that permeates my blood, my nerves and my brain. On February 4th, 2004, a poisoning incident occurred. Please don't forget to give me the antidote!

Friends of the opposite sex-lying to you just likes you.

Give you some sunshine and you will be brilliant, give you some flood and you will flood. A broken jar has its own broken lid, and an ugly ghost has its own ugly love. As long as love is as deep as the sea, Asako can shine!

● The person I love has been taken away, and the person who loves me is terrible, either deteriorating in debauchery or perverting in silence. -For Valentine's Day!

● If you shed tears, I will be the toilet paper in your hand; If you wake up, I will be the shit in your eyes; If you are hot to death, I am willing to be the only piece of cloth left on you.

There is a tacit understanding called tacit understanding, a feeling called wonderful, and a happiness called having you around, even an idiot will accomplish it.

You owe me a hug to read it; Delete it and owe me a kiss; Save it, owe me an appointment; If you answer that you owe me everything; If you don't come back, you are mine. Choose!

You are like lice on my body. I would be uncomfortable without you.

Do you know what I want to eat on Valentine's Day? Boil you, fry you, steam you; Roast you, stew you and braise you in soy sauce; Fried you, fried you, cold salad you!

● Mud is a nest! Mud is the smell of the nest! I look at the mud affectionately! I want to say to mud, I lack mud! (Please read aloud)

An old couple-the romance of daily necessities.

Love you for ten thousand years. Exaggerated love for five thousand years is hopeless. It's ridiculous to love you for a thousand years. Love you 100 years is too long. Love you continuously for 70 years. As long as I am healthy, this is my strength.

I have no lover on Valentine's Day, only a wife. She is my favorite. Today is, tomorrow is, until I die, my heart is only her! Really love you!

● Everyone's fate is different, and the time of love will be different. Only by doing it wholeheartedly, what I can do is: I will let my love grow old with you.

● Everyone, every day is a festival. A cold and warm sentence, a noisy line; A reminder, a handed note; A lovesickness, looking forward to it with one heart; A love, a lifelong love.

I speak for me, and I speak for me; I walked away for my return, and I came back for my walk away. True water should be tasteless, so true feelings should be silent.

I know! But I can't. This marriage was arranged by God. Let's obey God's will!

Your photo is on my desk, watching you in the morning, watching you in the morning, watching you at noon, watching you in the afternoon, watching you at night, watching you at night. "Gollum, wife, when is dinner?"

● Dear husband, remember: If the husband doesn't send flowers to his wife on Valentine's Day after marriage, the wife will put a handful of dishes in the vase at home.

Every girl was an angel without tears. When she met her beloved boy, she shed tears, and the angel shed tears and fell to earth. So every boy can't live up to his girl, because she once gave up the whole heaven for you!

You are handsome, you are handsome, you are the most handsome in the world, with a nest of cabbage on your head and a sack of kelp on your waist. You think you are Dong Fangbubai, but in fact you are the second generation failed god.

The rooster and hen are husband and wife, and they are busy incubating chickens all day. Chickens are mentally ill. They don't eat, drink or rest. The rooster and hen are in a hurry, so they hide to see the chicken. Silly chickens are secretly looking at their mobile phones.

Sister, I love you as a mouse loves rice. I miss you, fell in love with you at first sight, chased you without saying anything, and came to see you three times. I must catch up with you. ...

Being single is understanding, falling in love is wrong, breaking up is awakening, getting married is wrong, getting divorced is awakening, remarriage is stubborn, no lover is a waste, and many lovers are animals.

Baby, baby, I love you as mice love rice. You are a phoenix flying in the sky. I am a jackal chasing on the ground. I won't hit you or scold you. I torture you with my feelings.

Buddha said: Looking back 500 times in the past life, I only got a pass in this life. If it is true, I am willing to exchange 10 thousand encounters with you and tell you: "I really want to love you."

Valentine's Day wish: Be a koala and sleep on a big eucalyptus tree. I am a koala and you are a eucalyptus. Amen! ! Stick to you all my life, love you and need you! ! !

You are the wind, I am the sand, you are the leather shoes, I am the brush, you ignore me and I commit suicide.

Loving someone is when you are on the phone and suddenly don't know what to say. So you just want to hear that familiar voice. What I really want to get through is just a string in my heart.

If you are a fish, then I am a hook, and I want to catch you; If you are a hill, then I am a river on the side of the mountain, and I want to walk around you; If you are a steamed stuffed bun, then I am a bowl of mutton soup, and I want to soak you.

Honey, what are you doing? Miss you!

Miss you, miss you, find a painter to draw you, stick you in a cup, drink water every day and kiss you.

Fish said to water: You can't see my tears because I am in the water. Water said: I can feel your tears because you are in my heart.

A farmer keeps a group of pigs. One day, he found that one was missing. He asked the other pigs where they had gone. Other pigs said: that pig is reading mobile phone messages in the corner!

Five hundred years ago, you were a long-term worker in our family. I fell in love with you the other day when I peeked at your posture of cutting vegetables in the window. Don't blame me for not telling you! Because there were no text messages at that time!

Baby, my love, my heart is with you; Your heartbeat is connected with my blood, and your pace is the rhythm of my life; Even if all the lovesickness turns to dust, I will never give up.

MM, I wish Valentine's Day: the boss follows you, the car lets you, the flowers are fragrant, the handsome guy is with you, and love is sweet-gg I miss you so much! :)

You are the most beautiful in my eyes, and every smile makes me intoxicated. Your bad, your good, your pout when you lose your temper. You are the most beautiful in my heart, and only those who love each other know you best.

If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right; If right equals no you, I'd rather be wrong all my life!

I have nothing more to say! There is only one thing to tell you: with you, you are everything! Without you, everything is you!

The days together are very dull and seemingly calm, but this ordinary day is the most romantic, right? Dear, Happy Valentine's Day!

If you blink, I will die. If you blink again, I will come back to life. If you keep blinking, I will die!

The wife should follow when she goes out, obey her orders and blindly follow her mistakes; The wife has to wait for makeup, remember her birthday, be willing to spend money, and endure beatings.

On Valentine's Day, I want to make a fish. You can stew, boil and steam it, and then lie in your gentle stomach.

I know, I can't be with you. I know all I can do is miss you in the distance. I just want to make you happy, even if it's just for me. ......

Men raise women outside, which is called "the golden house hides the charming". Women raise men outside, called "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon".

Sweetness, the sweetness of your smile is like a flower blooming in the spring breeze. Why are you smiling so sweetly? Because I sent you a text message. Happy Valentine's Day, baby!

An unmarried woman lamented: Why do all good men become husbands? She was reminded that a wife cultivates a good husband by self-production and self-sale, and no man can learn by himself.

To tell the truth, you still had 329.50 yuan in your bag last night. Why is there only 20 points left in 78 yuan now?

You are the sun in the sky, and I am the mountain on the earth; You are the moon in the sky, and I am the ocean on the ground; You are a crow flying in the sky, and I am a local dog chasing behind. ...

Stupid man+stupid woman = marriage; Stupid man+smart woman = divorce; Smart man+stupid woman = extramarital affairs; Smart man+smart woman = romantic love; we?

Love is just a word, and loving you all my life is my constant choice. What about you? I often think of the development of our love, and I am very happy. I want to be happy all the time.

You are my shadow, where there is sunshine, there is you! You are my sunshine, and I need you in a stormy day! You are my wind and rain, and we won't forget each other on the same road!

You are the wind, I am sand, you are toothpaste, I am a brush, you are Hami, I am a melon, you don't love me, I commit suicide.

Hello, dear users, this is a network test. If there is no signal on your mobile phone, please slam your mobile phone on the ground until there is a signal. Thank you for your cooperation. Goodbye.

Piggy! Piggy is thin and lazy! Pig, you have to kill it during the Spring Festival! !

Husband, husband, I love you, I won't hit you, I won't scold you, I will carve you to death with the knife I love.

Men are twenty Pentium, thirty Microsoft, forty Panasonic and fifty Lenovo.

You, you, you goblin, poisoned me with your love poison, but refused to give me the antidote! Little villain! Oh! I'm dying! Help me! The solution is simple: give me your love!

): 1, freeze! Robbery! Hands up. Men stand on the left, women stand on the right, perverts stand in the middle, hey! I'm talking about you, pretending to look at your mobile phone!

Because your mobile phone is extremely ugly, Beijing Telecom has stopped it for you. Please stop the machine before the end of this month.

Two cows are eating grass. One of them said; "Recently mad cow disease epidemic. We will not be infected, will we? " The other end of the phone said; "No, we are kangaroos." Already crazy!

The hunter found a pig, raised his shotgun and killed it. The hunter approached the pig, but the pig stood up. Do you know why? Can't guess? The pig is also wondering.

5 rooster hen hatches chicks, chicks have brain problems, don't eat, don't drink and don't rest, rooster hen observes small stay chickens, stupid chicks don't pay attention, and they are looking down at their mobile phones!

6, please read aloud: lying plum smells flowers, lying branches hurt and hate low. Invited to smell the wet rubble lying in the spring green.

7. The eagle chased the rabbit, but because of the rabbit's words, it fell and died. Do you know what the rabbit said? It shouted, you're not wearing a bra! Hearing this, the eagle quickly covered his chest. As a result, ...

8. Your smile is sweet, your anger is lovely, you are the most beautiful in my eyes, and you are the best in my heart. Is it very touching? You pig.

9. I had a dream last night, and you were the protagonist! I dreamed that you were panting after a pig with a kitchen knife. The pig suddenly knelt down and begged for mercy, saying, we are born from the same root, so why fry each other!

10, I Kao! I took you there!

1 1, handsome, handsome, with a nest of cabbage on his head and a sack wrapped around his waist. He thinks he is Dong Fangbubai, but he is actually the second generation of the fallen god!

12, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. I just want to cooperate with you, because you are too impulsive. Although I am not a gentleman, I will not take advantage of people's danger!

13, one center on the internet, two basic points: the personal situation centered on MM is basically shameless and basically untrue. This policy is most fully implemented among men.

14, your five senses are all good individually, but they can be combined to distinguish animal images.

15. Sorry, I sent it wrong.

Lover's words 1. Feelings are in arrears, love stops, promises are empty, trust is closed, care can't be connected, acacia is not in the service area, and everything is suspended. Happy holidays! I want to be a fish. You can stew, boil, steam and lie in your gentle stomach. Baby, baby, I love you as mice love rice. You are a phoenix flying in the sky. I am a jackal chasing on the ground. I won't hit you or scold you. I torture you with my feelings. You are the wind, I am the sand, you are the leather shoes, I am the brush, you ignore me and I commit suicide. 5. If you are a fish, then I am a hook, and I throw the hook to catch you; If you are a hill, then I am a river on the side of the mountain, and I want to walk around you; If you are a steamed stuffed bun, then I am a bowl of mutton soup, and I want to soak you. 6. Miss you, miss you so much, find a painter to draw you, stick you in a cup, drink water every day and kiss you. 7. Five hundred years ago, you were a regular worker in our family. I fell in love with you the other day when I peeked at your posture of cutting vegetables in front of the window. Don't blame me for not telling you! Because there were no text messages at that time! 8. I fell in love with you at first sight, and I hugged you without saying anything. I came to see you every three days, and no one kissed you around. I married you in five days and stayed together for 60 years! 9. If your eyes blink, I will die. If your eyes blink again, I will come back to life. If your eyes keep blinking, I will die! 10. Husband, husband, I love you, just like an old farmer who grows rice, waiting for you carefully. When you slowly become rice, I love you and miss you, I will start planting rice. 1 1. There are no deserts in the world. Every time I miss you, God drops a grain of sand, and there is Sahara from now on! 12. Don't pursue me, I want to tell you: the back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the front waves die on the beach. After the waves continue to rise, they will die on the beach. Give it up! 13. I must make you the second happiest person in the world-because with you, I am already the happiest person! 14. I am breathing and thinking of you. 15. I want to kiss you, not long, just for life. I wish you: high position, light responsibility, more money and less work, close to home, sleeping until dawn every day, hand cramps, spending money to give you gifts, and others working overtime to give you a raise! 2. I wish you: get rich and set foot on Marlboro, go to Hongtashan in your career, love you better than Ashima, and your financial resources are all over Greater China. 3. Hope: the leader follows you, the car lets you, the money sticks to you, the court dotes on you, the official transport accompanies you, the school depends on you, the real estate depends on you, and the lover loves you! 4. Hello! Happy Children's Day! 5. My husband wears shoes on his feet. Only he knows whether he is comfortable or not! Shoes, happy holidays! Send short messages for free www. 139 130.net to tell you about a website that sends short messages for free. There are many ready-made fun short messages to send, as well as cell phone ringtones and patterns. 1. Warning: Your mobile phone is about to explode due to overload. Please take a look at this hint and throw it into an empty place at once. 2. Dear customers, hello: Due to the system failure caused by rainy days, please put your mobile phone into the water in order not to affect your normal communication! Thank you for your cooperation! 3. Tips for answering the phone for free: When there is an incoming call, press 54ShaMao before ringing for the third time, then press the "#" key and the power off key, and then you can make a free call. 4. Emergency reminder: Look at the left first, then look at the right. Please be careful of a psycho who just slipped out. His characteristic is: looking around with a mobile phone. It's not your fault to be ugly, it's your fault to come out and scare people! 6. You are really loved by everyone. You can see the car, and you can open the lid when you see the coffin. 7. You are handsome, you are handsome, you are the most handsome in the world, with a nest of cabbage on your head and a sack of kelp on your waist. You think you are Dong Fangbubai, but in fact you are the second generation failed god. 8. You are cool, you are cool. You drink water in the reservoir, sleep in the tomb, have a waterfall in your mouth, and your limbs are like sleepers. You think you are the story of diusim lyu3 bu4, but in fact you are an Antarctic. 9. The rooster and hen are husband and wife, and they are busy incubating chicks all day. There is something wrong with the chicken's brain. It doesn't eat, drink or rest. The rooster and hen are anxious, so they hide to see the chickens. Silly chicken didn't pay attention, secretly looking at his mobile phone. 10. A pig and a penguin travel to the South Pole. The penguin froze to death the next day, but the pig was fine. Why? Do you want to know? By the way, pigs are also wondering 1 1. Do not move! Robbery! Hands up. Men stand on the left, women stand on the right, perverts stand in the middle, hey! I'm talking about you, pretending to look at your mobile phone! 12. Zhu Bajie's four ideals: all the surrounding fences are removed and the feed falls from the sky. The butcher in the world died quietly, and the people all over the country believed in Islam. 13. Is your Mandarin up to standard? Please repeat after me: look at it, look at it, forget it, forget it. All right! Stop barking, dog. It's time for dinner. 14. Wrong posture, get up and go to bed. 15. Please read aloud: lie like plum blossom, lie like deep well ice, lie like spring green, lie like hard wood and bamboo. Hey, do you understand? If you don't understand, read the next one: dark stone green, dark powder, dark stone through Chun Lv, dark stone through Chun Zhu. True confession 1. Love at first sight, goodbye infatuation. Take pains to win people's hearts all day. I took great pains to urge my heart. Don't want your heart, don't understand my heart, so cruel, make me sad! The closer you get, the sadder you get. 2. I am infatuated with your heart. It makes me sad that I won't die. You are my sweetheart, which means I sincerely hope to win your heart. I wish you a contented death without regret! 3. I want to send you roses, but the price is too expensive; I want to comfort you, but I haven't learned it yet; I want to kneel to you, but the ring is still in the safe; I can only text you. I hope we will never screw up. 4. I am very excited to see your name; Hear your voice; Please go out three times and five times; Afraid of acting rashly; Hey! I didn't move when I saw you. Meimei, I love you just like a mouse loves rice. You are my bread when I am hungry, my fruit knife when I commit suicide, my heart, my liver and three quarters of my life! Life perception 1. The longer the wine, the more mellow it is, and the longer the friends meet, the more true it is; The water is getting clearer and clearer, and the vicissitudes of life are getting lighter and lighter. 2. Being single is understanding, falling in love is wrong, breaking up is awakening, marriage is wrong, divorce is awakening, remarriage is stubborn, no lover is a waste, and many lovers are animals. 3. The wife should follow when she goes out, obey her orders, and blindly follow if she is wrong; The wife has to wait for makeup, remember her birthday, be willing to spend money, and endure beatings. Loving someone is when you dial the phone and suddenly don't know what to say, just want to listen to the familiar voice. What you really want to dial is just a string in your heart. 5. Stupid man+stupid woman = marriage; Stupid man+smart woman = divorce; Smart man+stupid woman = extramarital affairs; Smart man+smart woman = romantic love. 6. There is much grass in the sea, so don't look for it at work; The quantity is small and the quality is not good! 7. The woman changed her mobile phone because a colleague in the company changed her new mobile phone; When a man changes his mobile phone, he just feels that there is no hope of changing his wife in his life. 8. The person I love is famous, and the person who loves me is unsightly; Either go bad in debauchery or pervert in silence. 9. Men are 20 Pentium, 30 Microsoft, 40 Panasonic and 50 Lenovo. 10. Article 1: The wife is always right; Article 2: If the wife is wrong, please refer to Article 1.

Please read aloud in ascending and descending tones: mud is a nest! Mud is the dream of bird's nest. I looked at the mud gloomily, and I wanted to say to the mud: I love the mud!

The couple hugged each other tightly. M: Honey, today is Valentine's Day. I gave you a chocolate, and it was hard for you to touch it. Woman: Honey, let it go, or you will crush the two rose buds I gave you.

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Wish is the wind, happiness is the sail, happiness is the boat, and wish wind blows the sail of happiness, carrying the boat of happiness to your side and sending you all the happiness in the world. I just hope you can live a carefree life!

The little toad saw the frog and asked his mother, that uncle looks like us, but why is he green? Mother Toad: Shh! His wife has gone to spend Valentine's Day with someone else.

I have been thinking about what kind of fate made us meet. In the fate of life, it is the red line drawn by the truth that implicates you and me. Because you thank you for everything.

Today, I sent the most expensive chocolates and roses to you and your lover by express delivery as Valentine's Day gifts. Oh, I forgot, you paid for this gift; I got a job in a gift shop.

Have a good dream tonight. If you smile sweetly in your dream, it is my blessing to the bright moon and cool breeze. Happy holidays, my baby.

I remember your appearance with my hands, your voice with my ears, your taste with my lips, your dribs and drabs with my eyes and everything with my heart. I love you!

If there were no moon, I wouldn't miss you. If there is no sun, I can not care about you. But how can I forget you because of the reincarnation of the sun and the moon?

Want roses? I won't give it to you! Do you want to eat chocolate? I am greedy for you! Want me to kiss you? Beautiful! Oh, honey, don't be angry, I just miss you in Doby!

I am used to many things, to seeing the same scenery, to taking the same route, to going to the same destination, to holding your hand and feeling you.

Although mountains and rivers can separate people by distance, they can't separate heart from heart. No matter where you go, my heart will always be with you, forever.

I really miss you. My acacia, like a green vine wrapped around a tree, has tenacious vitality and keeps growing every day, and you are the evergreen tree in my heart.

If you are chilling, I am spring; If your heart is bitter, I am sweet; If you are sad, I am smiling. Maybe I am not everything to you, every day, but I am by no means a burden to your life.

How was your day? I miss your heart and dance in every rain. When can I stop? I don't know. Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? Put my heart in your hand, will you please take care of it?

Everyone has his own sky, and there is a you in my sky.

You miss me, I understand! But don't call every time. Telephone? Very expensive, you know? Send a message later, okay? Please. ! ! ! !

We may not be able to have that happy time until we get old, but we are glad that we must have our own beauty.

I only hope that love and friendship will never fade, even if they leave a sky that can be recalled. If I can write more, I will make it more colorful.

): 1。 The macho man lost his job, didn't cry, and went to nightclubs to serve the rich woman. I will also rely on the government and society to eat, drink and tip. Who said that men have no status and occasionally become ducks? It doesn't matter whether they want the new century or not. Humans are not afraid of sacrifice or fatigue.

2。 Confuse the minds of 60-year-old men, seize the property of 50-year-old men, break the waist of 30-year-old men, and kill all 20-year-old men.

3。 Meeting the right person at the wrong time is a heartbreak;

Meeting the wrong person at the right time is a sigh;

Meeting the right person at the right time is a lifelong happiness!

): 6 When you meet 9, say: Take two steps and practice handstand; 0 meets 8 and says: if you are fat, you will be fat. Why are you wearing a belt?

Take it; 7 meet 2 and say: come on, don't kneel down again, I won't marry you; I haven't seen breast augmentation for several days!

You are very creative, living is your courage, ugliness is not your intention, but God has a temper, you

Live bravely. Without you, who can foil the beauty of the world?

One day, Liu Hongtao met a foreign guest. He stepped forward and said, I am Liu Hongtao. The foreign guest said, I am still Fang Qi.

So what!

Abcdefghijklmnpqrstvwxz, do you know what's missing? But you can't have more happiness without you.

This is the happiness I want, my friend, the happiness of my life!

Not every flower can represent love, but roses can; Not every tree can stand thirst, but it is white.

Yang did it; Not every pig can read text messages, but you did. Congratulations!

In the vast sea of people, when you receive this sincere blessing, please try your best to hit your head against the wall-see?

what's up Countless stars in front of you are my infinite concern!

I wrote your name in the sky, but it was taken away by the wind; I wrote your name on the beach, but it was swept away by the waves; So I wrote your name in every corner of the street. .....................................................................................................................................................................

You are the sun in my heart, but it is raining; You are the moon in my dream, but it is covered by clouds; You are in my heart.

The most beautiful flowers, but unfortunately opened; You are Chang 'e in the sky, but your face landed first. ...

Dear users, your phone bill balance is less than 0. 1 yuan. Please sell children, women and rice in the near future.

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Don't be crazy with me! Easy to die! Don't pretend with me! Easy to get hurt! Beat you up! Nobody! No one-on-one hit! I despise you.

Zhang Haidi! Or mummify you! Give you some face! Beat you to death

I am an onion, standing in the wind and rain, who will dip me in soy sauce * * his ancestors! South, north, behind the toilet

I drank water, ran over my leg on the train track and kissed a fool. Refuse nothing, just miss you!

Fall in love! Happy! Spend a lot of money from now on! Get married! Cool! From now on, someone is in charge! divorce

Come on! Free! * * It costs money! Aids! Be silly! Lie in bed and die!

Hello, this is the service desk 168. Your friend ordered a power train as a friendship gift for you. under

Please hit your head on the washbasin. Did you hear "when"? Ok, the song list is over!