What does it mean when a girlfriend asks her boyfriend to write an essay?

1. What a girlfriend wrote to her boyfriend

1. I have been friends with you for so long, and you have always cared about me, but I often cause you trouble. I don’t know. How should I repay you?

so. In the next life, you will be a cow or a horse. .I will definitely pull weeds and give you something to eat.

2. I miss you very much, but I’m embarrassed to call you because I’m afraid you’re busy, I’m afraid you’ll ignore me, I’m afraid you’ll think I’m harassing you, I really want to call you

You contact me, but... the phone bill is really expensive, please call me!

---Old guerrilla

3. If you are a shooting star, I will chase you, if you are a satellite, I will wait for you, if you If you were a star, I would fall in love with you

What a pity. You are an orangutan~I can only see you in the zoo! ! Alas...what a pity! !

4. I am so confused now. I don’t know what I am thinking in my heart. My mind is almost bored to death. I really don’t know what to do

What should I do? ..can you tell me. .I really don’t know whether to eat Da Gan Noodles or Ah Q Bucket Noodles!

---Old guerrilla

5. Thank you for being with me when I was most frustrated, and for helping me when I needed help the most.

I can’t complain enough, I just want to tell you: "Nothing good has happened to me since I met you! You are so bad!"

---Old guerrilla

6. I'm sorry~~ I sent you a text message so late~~ If it disturbed you~~ I want to say something to you~~

You deserve it~~ Who told you to be better than me? Go to bed early~~~Haha! !

7. Meeting you ~ is my heartbeat and starting to fall in love with you ~ it is my happy choice to have you ~ is my most precious wealth ~ ~ stepping on the red carpet ~ is my eternal motivation to love forever The person~ is you. Unfortunately~ I sent the message to the wrong person

8. Because of you, I believe in fate. Maybe all this is destined by God, pulling us both secretly,

Now I really want to say... What evil did I commit in my previous life!

9. Starting from tomorrow, the city has decided to eliminate all mentally retarded young people who are ugly and detract from the appearance of the city!

Pack your things quickly and go out to avoid the limelight. Don’t tell anyone that I informed you, remember! No need to thank you

10. God saw that you were thirsty and created water; God saw that you were hungry and created rice; God saw that you had no lovely friends and created me; However, He also saw that in this world No ***, I also created you by the way. 2. What is the difference between a girlfriend and a boyfriend?

A girlfriend is the one who does everything possible to make you happy when you are angry. For your happiness, she is willing to do everything she can't do.

A girlfriend is the one who has your promise engraved in her heart, but still keeps questioning you full of resentment and does not regret it.

A girlfriend is the one who accompanies you to count the footprints of raindrops in the wind and rain, and then seriously says to you "I won't do it next time" for the sake of your body.

A girlfriend is the person who loves you forever but refuses to express it no matter what.

Your girlfriend is the one who paints your portrait and writes poems for you with colorful words under the flickering light.

A girlfriend is the one who lets you gently put your arm around her shoulders on the street, walks with the same pace as you, and leaves affectionate footprints engraved on her heart everywhere.

A girlfriend is the person who is always worried that she is not pretty or cute enough in front of you.

Your girlfriend is the one who lies in bed and constantly reminds you not to miss work, but can't help but wet your back with tears.

A girlfriend is that person who seems to be strong in the face of hardships, but falls like a pear blossom after seeing you.

A girlfriend is the person who fills all your days with her crystal clear singing voice and laughter.

A girlfriend is the person who will accompany you wherever you go no matter how dangerous it is. Looking back, she will always be the one who pats your chest and is afraid of you.

A girlfriend is the person who can accompany you to climb steep cliffs, crawl into caves, and then laugh in your arms when your childlike innocence breaks out.

Your girlfriend is the person who tries every means to find the reason for marrying you through fortune telling and fortune telling, but the result can only be explained as fate.

My girlfriend is the one who writes your name full and full in the dark blue and light blue diary.

A girlfriend is the person you don’t see for a day, just like the person missing a rib.

A girlfriend is the person you rack your brains and think of every way to please.

A girlfriend is the person who makes you feel the sun brightening your eyelashes when you think of her when you are tired.

Your girlfriend is the person you say you don’t care about, but seeing her with other boys makes you feel bad.

A girlfriend is the one who makes you give up your manly airs and bury your head high in her warm chest.

A girlfriend is the one who, no matter where you go, can never let go of love, and carries her eternal warmth on her lips, as well as all her happiness, all her sadness, all her tears and laughter. .

Your boyfriend is the one who takes you on an outing on a shabby bicycle on a beautiful spring day.

Your boyfriend is the one who holds an umbrella to protect you from the wind and rain on a stormy night.

Your boyfriend is the one who holds your hand during the long night and you are no longer afraid.

Your boyfriend is the one who gives you a pair of warm hands in the snowy winter.

A boyfriend is the one who makes you want to fall on his shoulder and cry when you feel wronged.

Your boyfriend is the one who makes you cry and then tries his best to make you laugh.

Your boyfriend is the one who admires Brigitte Lin but says to you, "You are still the best person."

Your boyfriend is the one who likes "Last Drop of Blood" but watches "Love Story" with you.

Your boyfriend is the one who frowns when he tastes the "delicious food" you cooked, but acts like he's gobbling it up.

Your boyfriend is the one who you flatter and stare at when he is happy, and you stay by your side when he is really angry.

Your boyfriend is the one who is willing to count stars with you, but is not willing to go shopping with you.

Your boyfriend is the one who calls you but doesn't want to write you a letter.

Your boyfriend is the one who remembers your birthday but forgets to buy you roses.

Your boyfriend is the person who is gentle and gentle in front of you, but shows his true colors in front of your friends.

A boyfriend is someone who will be depressed if you don’t see him, and he will be happy if he doesn’t see you.

Your boyfriend is the one who makes you angry, but sings "How can I bear to make you sad".

Your boyfriend is the one who makes you feel like the focus of the world has shifted when he has football.

A boyfriend is the person you want to give him two fists, but give him a kiss instead.

Your boyfriend is the person you want to hate, but you can't.

Your boyfriend is the person who works as a security guard as an adult to make you happy. That's his purpose, to protect you from getting hurt is the most important thing.

My boyfriend is the one who always says that he is depressed and dare not express it. That is because happiness requires strength and your sincerity.

Your boyfriend is the one who writes your love novels all day long, because he cherishes every second with you.

My dear, please understand my heart and how much I love you. I don’t know how long I can love you, but it will definitely last more than a lifetime. From now on, I will try my best not to make you angry. What’s wrong with you? It's enough for me to bear it alone. By the way, you haven't texted or called me for several days. Do you want to compete with me for endurance again? I have admitted defeat, so please send me a message! ! ! Waiting for your call. This is the end of this letter of apology. I won’t send you any news. You can read it yourself someday. Honey, I'm missing you again. 4. What does it mean when your girlfriend says she wants to give her boyfriend sausages?

Sister, you are too pure, and I really don’t want to taint you. If you really want to know, watch some action videos from the island nation. They usually include sausage-eating scenes.

Well, let’s first popularize some common sense about biology. You can search "male genitals" on Baidu Encyclopedia, which has a more professional explanation. Then there is the sausage inside, its scientific name is ***. An erection occurs after sexual stimulation, and the vaginal endocrine organs secrete some substances that cause the brain to produce sexual stimulation. The act of "eating a sausage" can produce sexual intercourse. Specifically, I can describe it: the female holds the male's external genitalia with her mouth, and performs sucking and other actions, thereby having sexual intercourse with the male.

That’s pretty much what it means. (I don’t know if there are any violations. I use scientific names, very strictly.)