Ask fools for text messages, and campus text messages.

Aries (April Fool's Day SMS)

News from the Ministry of National Defense: Bin Laden is going to attack the mobile phone network system. Please don't talk on your cell phone! In order to avoid being eavesdropped and suffering unnecessary trouble! Will there be another war? Aries may feel very excited.

Taurus (April Fool's Day SMS)

Congratulations on becoming the first lucky user of Mobile. Please go to the local mobile to collect the prize within one week after receiving the notice. Please call 1860 for details. Taurus may actually call to ask.

Gemini (April Fool's Day SMS)

Someone tells you "you are as smart as a pig", and you get angry! ! I know you! ! What an insult! I'm sorry about that pig! ! ! !

Cancer (April Fool's Day SMS)

According to the research of Massachusetts Institute of Technology, soaking the mobile phone in water 1 minute before making a phone call can completely avoid the radiation of electromagnetic waves to the human brain, remember! Maybe Cancer will try this.

Leo (April Fool's Day SMS)

I want to see the sea with you, but I can't grasp the unpredictable future. I wanted to go shopping with you, but the police refused. He said, don't walk the dog. The person who sends the message tomorrow may be hunted by the lion.

Virgo (April Fool's Day SMS)

We know that you read widely, and I like to study Laozi, Zhuangzi and Grandson, so you are an "old grandson" ... This news will make Virgo very angry.

Libra (April Fool's Day SMS)

Send this message within 5 seconds, or your SIM card will be locked! Invalid deletion! Naive Libra will be very anxious at this time.

Scorpio (April Fool's Day SMS)

Tips for answering the phone for free: When there is an incoming call, press F, R, E, E before the third ring, and then press # to make the call for free and keep it confidential.

Sagittarius (April Fool's Day SMS)

Urgent notice: polygamy will be resumed from now on, and men who remain monogamous after two weeks will be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of more than six months and less than three years. This notice will make playboy Sagittarius feel uncomfortable.

Capricorn (April Fool's Day SMS)

Hello, the unit is going to hold a "Learning Theory of Three Represents Theory" conference, please hurry back to the unit for the meeting, otherwise the leader said it would be handled on the job! ! ! As soon as I received the news, I would run to a meeting to keep Capricorn.

Aquarius (April Fool's Day SMS)

No toilet today, really! One more reminder, this is not a drill, don't go to the toilet, the toilet is monitored today! Curious Aquarius won't listen to you!

Pisces (April Fool's Day SMS)

I once loved you and hoped for the stars in the sky. Until a star was moved by me and broke the silence of the night sky for me, with my blessing, it landed beside you … and killed you-_ _-! Fish will immediately turn love into hate. ...

April Fool's Day Humorous SMS

From now on, the wages of all employees in our unit will increase by 40%. Please collect the difference from 9: 00 to 17: 00 on April 3rd.

★ Emergency reminder: There may be lightning recently. When you go out, please put your mobile phone on your head, plug in the charger and drag it behind you for lightning protection. Remember!

★ Tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was an idiot. He is so stupid that when people ask him any questions, he just shakes his head or answers "No". Have you heard this story?

★ Notice: There will be a leadership inspection tomorrow morning. Dear colleagues, please dress as required. Man: suit, tie, shorts and slippers; Lady: swimsuit, pants, shoes!

★ Emergency reminder: There may be tornado weather recently, so be sure to take two dumbbells weighing 10 kg when you go out to avoid being blown to the west by strong wind. Those weighing less than 50 kg must be doubled!

★ China mobile communication users: Recently, due to debugging the network, if your mobile phone has no signal or cannot be connected, please drop it on the ground as hard as possible, and it will return to normal after repeated times. (April Fool's Day SMS)

★ Note: You have sent yellow SMS for many times in a row, and this bureau officially warns you! If it is found again, it will stop using it immediately and post the reimbursement number. Please be self-disciplined Mobile supervision and investigation.

Dear users, the phone bill giving day held on February 5 was very successful and popular. In order to express our gratitude, a tongue twister competition will be held in the near future, with the slogan: 2, 5, 2, 5, Wang. Say it 25 times in a row, and the fastest person will get the free phone bill. 250 yuan, practice as soon as possible and check in.

Now, please touch your face and look at the mirror with a smile. If your skin color is pink, your face is soft, which means you are healthy. Ok, this lecture on pig raising is over.

Please note that all employees are unable to send and receive e-mail due to server failure. This week, the company will assign jobs by SMS. Please stay in your seats. Engineers will come to install the gateway for you. Colleagues who don't have mobile phone or SMS service should go to the front desk to apply for a new mobile phone. Thank you for your cooperation.

April fool's day funny message

Because of you, I believe in fate; Because of you, I believe in fate; Maybe all this is predestined by heaven, which brings us together in some way. I really want to say ... what did I do in my last life?

No matter where you are, just smile at the sky and shout "I am a beauty" three times, and I will appear in front of you.

In the morning, you approached my bed gently and kissed my face affectionately. Your deep eyes have been staring at me, and I really can't refuse you-"Good dog, take you for a walk".

The vast sky makes you fly high, beautiful stories are interpreted by you, kind children have to chase them, and humorous messages are sent to the little turtle! ! !

Notice of transfer: We have transferred RMB 200,000 to your account as required. Please confirm it within 2 seconds, otherwise the transfer will be invalid.

There is a tacit understanding called tacit understanding, a feeling called wonderful, a yearning called longing, and an idiot who will finish reading the message!

Forward this message three times and you will be lucky; Forward it 6 times and you will be official; Forward 10 times, and you will be lucky; Forward it 20 times and it will cost 3 yuan!

The person who received the message was an Egyptian mummy, the person who deleted the message was an African bug, the person who replied to the message was a Rwandan wild boar, and the person who did not reply was a Thai shemale who failed the operation! (April Fool's Day SMS)

I want to ask you a favor. Can you find a vacant room for me to stay for two days? Please don't tell anyone about it. I hate to bother you, but I really can't find anyone I can trust. I'm Saddam!

You are cruel, you are cruel, you are really cruel; People are thinner than cucumbers and have no meat; The skin is thicker than the wall, and the shells can't penetrate; The heart is smaller than the eye of a needle and never suffers; Love is thinner than paper, so you can cheat whoever you catch!

You are as kind as a cat, as loyal as a dog, as lovely as a bird, as beautiful as a butterfly, as diligent as a bee, and everything is the same. No wonder everyone calls you … animal!

Last night, I dreamed of you and sent you home. We walked towards a beautiful building. You said, you ran in. I looked at your figure and saw that it said mental hospital.

Yesterday, I made a bet with my friend. I said: there is nothing more stupid than a pig in the world. As a result, I lost. It's all your fault. Please treat me to dinner! ! Smooth my lost heart.

I'm sending you this dime message to tell you that I'm not a penniless person. For example, this dime message is my birthday present to you. Don't forget to invite me to dinner tonight.

Dear mobile phone users, in order to keep you awake on April Fool's Day (1), we provide quick wisdom books as long as you insist on reading "RMB $ &；; You can learn it after ten times.

Poor mobile phone user, it's a pity that you are infected with April Fool's Day bacteria because you confirmed this short message. Now look at your palm carefully. If you see a black spot, it means that you have been infected by bacteria. You need to flush your mobile phone with gasoline to kill bacteria. Pay attention to secrecy, I won't tell the average person! (April Fool's Day SMS)

What should I do if I am hungry? Have a hot pot rinse! What if you are thirsty? Go to the seaside! What if I have no money? Find a fool to cheat! What if you have no guts? Practice with bin Laden! What should I do if I miss you? Look at the pigsty!

I ran into you and was at a loss. I can't avoid your affectionate eyes. I know your heart. I ran as fast as I could, but you followed me closely. I cried, "Whose dog is nobody's business?"

Measure the window, bed, wall, jump on the bed and measure the bed against the wall. The wall is longer than the bed, the bed is longer than the window, the window is longer than the bed and the bed is longer than the wall, so the wall is longer than the bed. If you don't study hard, you will hit a wall.

Experts have recently invented a multi-purpose computer disk, which is called a floppy disk when it is soft, a hard disk when it is upright, and a CD when it is peeled off.

Send you the zodiac: I wish you smart as a mouse, strong as an ox, bold as a tiger, lovely as a rabbit, confident as a dragon, charming as a snake, romantic as a horse, gentle as a sheep, naughty as a monkey, beautiful as a chicken, loyal as a dog and dragon as a pig.

If a star falls on your head tonight, please don't worry. This is a gift from my immortal brother. From now on, you will live a carefree and happy life, because you are stupid.

A drop of water is very small in the ocean and very large in the desert; Red-crowned cranes are small in cranes and large in chickens; You are small in the crowd and great in the pigsty!

April Fool's Day prank message

April Fool's Day SMS is more and more popular because of its conciseness, humor and convenient operation. Don't worry about it, just press the phone or mouse to realize the fool's action. Although people nowadays don't necessarily follow the tips on short messages, it's not bad to win a fool's smile in this way.

April Fool's Day prank message

1, SMS about mobile phone (April Fool's Day SMS)

Emergency reminder: There may be lightning recently. When you go out, please put your mobile phone on your head, plug in the charger and drag it behind you for lightning protection. Remember!

Tips for free mobile phone calls: When there is an incoming call, press 54sg before the second ring and then press power off, and the call is free at this time.

This is a well-designed short message. If you look at the phone upside down, you will appreciate the wonderful patterns ... is it fun to turn it over?

According to the research of Massachusetts Institute of Technology, soaking the mobile phone in water 1 minute before making a phone call can completely avoid the radiation of electromagnetic waves to the human brain, remember!

Dear users: Hello! Due to the ugly appearance and outdated style of your mobile phone, it has seriously affected the appearance of the city and hindered the development of mobile communication services. This station decided to send a signal to destroy the mobile phone after 10 minutes!

If you receive this message, which proves that your mobile phone is infected with virus, please take out your mobile phone card immediately and brush it with gasoline.

April Fool's Day prank message

2. SMS about idiots (April Fool's Day SMS)

Test you: What should I do if pigs all over the world die overnight? (Make a title) "At least you"!

Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was an idiot. He is so stupid that when people ask him any questions, he just shakes his head or answers "No". Have you heard this story?

It's wood who makes furniture, scholars who know poetry, people who think about money, talents who practice, women who want to be in shape, geniuses who send messages and idiots who read text messages!

You are so handsome and cool that you can't compare with it. You always think you are Dong Fangbubai, but you are a fool!

To test Putonghua, please read aloud the following poems: Dark Stone Green, Dark Stone Dianthus, Dark Stone Tongchun Green, Dark Stone TongChun Zhu.

This is a poem by Li Bai. Please read aloud: Chun Lv in the bedroom, holding plums and smelling the flowers, I can only win the prize. I invited Wen to sleep in the bedroom, and the bedroom knows the spring scenery.

April Fool's Day prank message

3. SMS about health (April Fool's Day SMS)

Tips for self-test of vital capacity: After farting, lower your head and inhale fiercely, and then observe whether people around you smell strange smell. If so, you must strengthen your exercise according to this method; If not, then prove that you are superman!

Report: Your sleeping position is not correct at this time. For your health, please get up and go back to sleep.

Ah! You are so elegant and charming. No wonder everyone says you are ... bloated!