How to write a short message for "I am so happy"?

Extraordinary news: My wife and I have been working together for a long time, and the baby plan was officially declared successful this morning. The finished product is baby 1.0, which will be upgraded every year. The product attribute is a female baby, weighing 3 kg and 50 cm high, which meets the national standards. According to experts' conservative estimation, this precious product will occasionally leak water and cry with high decibel during the operation of the previous version, which needs to be solved. Please share your valuable experience with experienced R&D personnel as soon as possible. Thank you!

Hello everyone! Lijia China Merchants Bank officially opened at 7: 26 tonight. Those who hold the license of China Construction Bank, please start to line up immediately, and we will choose the best partner! Another: the baby is 6 kg and 3 Liang, and the mother and daughter are safe! Thank you for your concern!

Brothers! I am a father! My wife just gave birth to a 6 kg 3 Liang daughter, which is very beautiful. From now on, man, I will be a slave to two women completely. As the cradle of human flesh, Mrs. Doubtfield has several positions in the milk powder cash machine ... Ah, during the time of texting, my baby daughter held my finger very enthusiastically ... This feeling ... Let alone how cool it is! Dude, congratulations!

Of course, in addition to funny content can attract some people, ancient style is more solemn.

My daughter was born in Yuzhong District at noon today, and her mother and daughter are safe. This woman is one foot five inches long and weighs six pounds three ounces. She cried loudly and looked at God, with her mother's clever charm between her eyebrows. It's a cool breeze and good luck. I thought the success of this trip was due to the blessings of my relatives and friends, so I sent a thank-you message.