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Sima Xiangru: love rat died of sexual impulse.

In BC 1 18, Sima Xiangru, a great talent of the Western Han Dynasty, suffered from diabetes due to his weak will and too much sex, and ended his perfect life in love rat.

"When Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty was studying, he was named as Sima Qian. "-Lu Xun

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This is really what Mr. Lu Xun said.

Sima Xiangru was born in Chengdu, Sichuan, and his life experience is very good.

He was well-off in his early years. At that time, Emperor Jing of Han Dynasty stipulated that people with 40,000 yuan in the family could be the attendants of the emperor and enter the civil service.

Therefore, Sima Xiangru went north to Chang 'an and became a follower of the emperor to hunt. The official's main job is to find ways to solve wild animals that the emperor can't cope with when hunting.

However, the work of civil servants looks glamorous, but in fact, this profession is seriously wrong. His hobby is writing fu, but the boss doesn't like fu very much, so he has been depressed.

At that time, Liang Xiaowang Liu Wu, the younger brother of Han Jingdi, went to Beijing. Literary youth like fu, and there are many experts who are good at writing fu around them.

Men are outstanding, not without setbacks, but because they are aware of the changes of the times and can decide to give up their reputation and pursue the space to display their talents. Although this space may be narrower than before.

Sima Xiangru had a good chat with these people, so he had the idea of job-hopping. He asked the hospital to issue long-term sick leave, and then resigned to join Liang Xiaowang.

Sima Xiangru had a good time in the "Liangyuan" in Liu Wu, and his literary talent was fully displayed.

However, Liu Wu was born in an emperor's family after all, and his mother Dou Taihou liked him better than his brother Han Jingdi. Dou Taihou even asked Jingdi to give Liu Wu an heir instead of his son.

Emperor Jingdi was very unhappy and finally passed the throne to Liu Che, the later Emperor of the Han Dynasty. Liang Xiaowang, who likes to whitewash his anger with ci fu, assassinated 10 many ministers who participated in the establishment of the prince.

Later, this incident was exposed. Liang Xiaowang was alienated and died a few years later. His grave was later dug by Cao Cao, the ancestor of a captain who touched gold. These jewels were loaded on 72 ships.

I expected to go public, but the backer fell. Sima Xiangru's job-hopping failed. He is poor and unemployed.

The charm of a person sometimes lies not in his natural wealth, but in his courage to try, even if he is bruised all over, he still has the courage to travel.

Just imagine, if Sima Xiangru always dawdles in the civil service of hunting officials, he will never achieve anything in his life, leaving the impression that Nuo Nuo has no future. Excellent love rat has his own reasons.

Therefore, Sima Xiangru, who experienced the gilding in the north, had the idea of escaping from the north of Guangzhou and opening up a new world, although it was completely embarrassing.

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Phoenix bird, Phoenix bird returned to their hometown. Their whereabouts were unknown. They traveled around the world looking for the Phoenix bird in their hearts.

I didn't know where to go before I met a bird, so how can I understand my inner feelings after I came to the door today!

There is a beautiful and quiet woman in the bedroom. She lives very close but far away and abuses my heart.

How can I be a affectionate mandarin duck and let my phoenix bird swim with yours!

Wang Ying, Qionglai County, Western Han Dynasty, was invited by the bosses of two major enterprises (Zhuoshi Group and Group) in the county, accompanied by Wang Qionglai County, Western Han Dynasty, and sang a song "Phoenix Seeking Phoenix", which was well received by the masses.

In the crowd at the scene, Zhuo Wenjun, the daughter of Zhuo Wangsun, CEO of Zhuoshi Group, was peeking under the door, and love sprouted, but she was ashamed of herself. /kloc-widowed at the age of 0/7, she received a courtship message from Sima Xiangru that night and immediately went "crazy".

When female fans fall in love with male idols, they tend to put their status very low, which is also the source of many unsuccessful loves.

This is a beautiful love story that has been whitewashed for thousands of years in history, but it is an out-and-out conspiracy theory in officialdom.

Sima Xiangru, who once worked for Emperor Jing of Han Dynasty, and his good friend Wang Ji, the magistrate of Qionglai County, secretly planned the plot to buy Zhuoshi Iron and Steel Group Industry.

Due to the fall of Liang Xiaowang, he returned to Sima Xiangru, Sichuan, and lived in Qionglai County Guest House. County magistrate Wang Ji visited every day, but Sima Xiangru refused. It happened that the king county magistrate was particularly persistent, and the more frustrated he became, the more brave he became. As there is no registered ID card when checking in, the mystery of Sima Xiangru is getting stronger and stronger.

Zhuo Wangsun, CEO of Zhuoshi Group, was looking for a breakthrough to please the county magistrate, so he bet that he would invite Sima Xiangru to have dinner with the county magistrate at a party, but he didn't want to do so. He fell into a trap and lost his daughter.

Supposedly, for the sake of love freedom, we should really sing praises. However, when Zhuo Wenjun followed Sima Xiangru back to his hometown in Chengdu, he found that there were only four walls in his home. The quality of life in honeymoon period is 0/00 times that of her widowed/kloc-. Miss Zhuo, who really couldn't stand it, didn't choose to insist.

She took the initiative to say to her husband, otherwise, you can come back to Qionglai with me. Even if you borrow some money from my brothers there, it is better than suffering here.

"Good good! I did it for your own good. " Sima Xiangru was relieved.

When the two men sold their only valuable BMW and returned to Qionglai, the old father-in-law Zhuo Wangsun announced economic sanctions against them, regardless of a penny!

So, Zhuo Wenjun and Zaizhuo's group opened a hotel and made public appearances every day, making Sun sick.

At this time, the moral kidnapping came: Sima Xiangru was a talented person, and he was also a friend of Wang County. It's not good for you to be so picky. Why fool Wen Jun? Both of them have been privately booked for life, and you can't pursue it. After all, Sima Xiangru was an official, and his literary talent was not weak, so he was not allowed to be buried with him for life? You're not broke. With your financial support, he can turn over as soon as possible!

Finally, Boss Zhuo gave them 6,543,800 yuan and 6,543,800 servants to return to Chengdu.

Men should have a plan to hide all the well-thought-out goals under the gorgeous hat of "for love" and seek moral advantages. In a love action that has been sung for thousands of years but is not noble, Sima Xiangru achieved a double harvest of women and money.

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Sima Xiangru, which is financially free, also has good luck in officialdom.

Jingdi died, Emperor Wudi came to power, and Sima Xiangru was transferred back to Chang 'an. Zhuo Wangsun's reluctant investment at that time finally paid off.

Manager Zhuo personally entertained his son-in-law and said, Oh, I'm really sorry. At that time, I gave you too little money. I should share the property with my son.

Zhuoshi Group has completely become the political resource of Sima Xiangru.

For the sake of career development, Sima Xiangru and Zhuo Wenjun separated. Accustomed to the noise and loneliness of Chang 'an, Sima Xiangru fell in love with a Maoling woman.

Maoling is a treasure trove of geomantic omen. Most of the people here are thousands of households, and this Maoling woman has the shadow of Zhuo Wenjun and is younger than Wen Jun. Sima Xiangru wants to do it again.

However, in view of the high voice of public opinion, in order not to damage his good image, Sima Xiangru would rather have a mistress than divorce.

So he sent a telegram asking for Zhuo Wenjun's advice. The message is as follows:

One two three four five six seven eight nine, 10 million.

There is no billion. The implication is that I have lost my memory of our past.

Zhuo Wenjun, a clever woman, wrote a poem "The Ballad of the White Head", in which there is a sentence "Wen Jun has two meanings, so he came to refuse each other; I hope that everyone will unite as one and never give up. " Expressing his determination scared Sima Xiangru to give up the rich woman in Maoling.

However, Sima Xiangru developed diabetes due to excessive drinking. This is a fact.

Sima Xiangru, who lost face, also wrote a famous "two for the road" to flaunt his clean and honest image.

Fu's main points are:

Lobbying Liang, but afraid that Xiang Ru would seduce his harem concubines. Sima Xiangru said that there is a beautiful woman next door to my house who climbs to the wall every night and invites him to spend the night together, but for three years, he hasn't been tempted.

Before going to Guoliang, I passed by. Bao, a beautiful young lady in a small advertisement under the door, took off her coat, exposing her snow-white skin and slender arms and pestering him. He didn't feel tempted and slept for a long time.

However, although Sima Xiangru was seriously ill and resigned later, he lived with Zhuo Wenjun to the end.

Zhuo Wenjun died in BC 12 1 year. Three years later, Sima Xiangru died.

But in the end, Sima Xiangru did not return to Chengdu, but settled in Maoling, the hometown of gossip lover; Three years after Wen Jun's death, I had expected to realize my dream with Maoling women, but my old illness recurred and I died.

Clever as Zhuo Wenjun, he had to accept this humiliating arrangement;

She regarded love as a fairy tale and gambled on the happiness of her life. The good reputation left in the end was only planned by her husband.

Sad!