Joke Collection Website - Blessing messages - I like a girl who sends a message to wake her up every morning.

I like a girl who sends a message to wake her up every morning.

It's time to get up, stay up, and become a pig, hahahahaha ~ ~, I miss you, do you miss me?

Hey, the posture is wrong. Get up and go to sleep. ..

Dear China Mobile users, you have successfully customized the morning alarm service. We will disturb you at 5 o'clock every day on time until you get up. Please reply to cancel the service: I am a pig, I want to sleep, I don't get up.

Honey, I think ... you get up and the sun shines on PP.

Bitch, it's time to get up Open the door. I'll get breakfast.

Lazy pig! Dinner is ready, get up, little girl!

It's dawn, wake up the pig, the breeder comes to see the pig, and the pig is still sleeping!

Call you Sister Pig when you see my message, and call you wife if you don't smile when you get up.