Interesting spam in the past

1, female: "I can marry anyone as long as I have money." Man: "Will you marry the safe in the bank?"

When arguing, the difference between a man and a woman is like the difference between a pistol and a machine gun.

My wife wants to lose weight, so she goes cycling every day. As a result, the horse lost 40 pounds in a month.

4. Patient: "Doctor, you left your scissors in my stomach." "Never mind, I have another one."

5. Judge: Why do you print counterfeit money? The defendant said innocently, because I can't print real money.

6. Wife: "Men are timid." Husband: "Not necessarily, otherwise why should I marry you?"

7. Part I: Hahahahaha Part II: Hehehehehehehehehe. Horizontal batch: there is something wrong with the nerve.

8. the first year: he said, she listened. The following year: She said and he listened. The third year: they said that the neighbors listened.

9. If the cold world we live in is still hard to change, at least I still have your face to melt the ice and snow.

10, thief a: "Count how much money you robbed today?" Thief B: "No, just read the newspaper tomorrow."

1 1. Teacher: "Peter, do you know how many years a mouse can live?" Peter: "It depends on the cat's mind."

12, the kangaroo said to the dog, "I can put my mobile phone in my bag, and you can only hang it on your ass!" " "

13, Pig Bajie: I changed my name to Sai Pan An, and many beautiful women are waiting for me! The Monkey King: Unless you surf the Internet, you idiot.

14, the daughter asked her mother, "Was Dad shy before?" "If he wasn't shy, you would be at least four years older now!"

15, Father: You are so old, it's time to find a wife. Son: Yes, but there are too many people. Whose wife am I looking for?

16, female: "Why do you always chew candy when you talk to me?" Man: "How can there be so many sweet words without chewing sugar?"

17, female: "Does your fiance know your age?" Woman B: "Yes, he knows part of it."

18, "I regard her as the North Pole!" "How?" "She is as cold as ice and attracts me like a magnet."

19, which is difficult to realize.

Mahaha is driving along a country road with his family. Suddenly, he found a frog crossing the road. Mahaha quickly stopped the car, stepped down and put the frog on the side of the road. The frog thanked haha very much and promised to realize haha's wish. So, the horse ha ha said to the frog:

"There will be a dog selection contest next week, and I want my dog to take the first place." The frog asked to see the dog, and Ma Haha took the dog out of the car. The frog saw that the dog was stupid and fat, and it only had three legs.

"I'm afraid this wish is difficult to realize. You'd better change your wishes! " The frog said guiltily.

"Well, let my wife win the first prize in the next beauty contest!" Mahaha demanded.

The frog let Mahaha's wife get off the bus, looked at it and said, "Can I see that dog just now?"

20. Such an ugly girl

There is a woman who is so ugly that men avoid her for three points. A woman's greatest wish is to be kidnapped by traffickers, and then ... so, whenever night falls, she lingers on a sparsely populated country road, waiting for that moment.

Many things happen. Late that night, she was finally kidnapped by kidnappers and stuffed into the car. The kidnapper came to see the kidnapper leader with his "victory fruit", ready to ask for a reward. However, when the kidnapper saw the woman's appearance, he could not help cursing the kidnapper for his lack of vision and ordered him to let the woman off at once. The kidnapper told the woman to get off at the boss's order, but the woman didn't mean to get off at all. After a long stalemate, the kidnappers used threats, intimidation, beatings and other means to let the woman get off the bus, but the woman never gave in and just didn't get off the bus. When the kidnapper leader saw it, he shouted helplessly: "Forget it! Don't want the car! "

2 1, unfair

A priest and a bus driver died at the same time, but the bus driver went to heaven and the priest went to hell. The priest devoted his life to the church, but went to hell, which was unfair.

So he complained to god. Father: "Lord! I