How to choke each other with a word without dirty words?

If you meet someone who maliciously slanders you and really want to fight back, I'll give you a few words that can make you angry without swearing!

1. Do you like fish very much? Why are you so picky?

It's not too late to wipe the gum first and then see it clearly!

I really want to curse now, but I don't want to scold you!

4. What kind are you and why are you so fierce?

In short, the clouds are light and the wind is light, and the other party is anxious. Horizontal criticism: He loves it!

A word without swearing choked me to death.

1, don't wait for me to slap you before you know how to sew your mouth.

Don't tell me how many friends you have. See who helps you when you are in trouble. A truckload of potatoes is not worth a night pearl.

3, bad temper, not used to ancestors, how you treat me, I will go back, it is the first time to be a man, why let you, don't take advantage of your relationship with me, I am not good-tempered to anyone.

You are not my makeup contact lens, why should I put you in my eyes?

Being beautiful is nothing, but being beautiful is king.

6. I sincerely wish that we will die of old age and never contact each other, and we will never meet or contact each other in this life.

7. Be a difficult person, give enough face to the people you hate, and talk sweetly to the people you like. I would rather live a few years less and just want to be happy.

8. I would rather be called frivolous, proud and heartless than be a good person who can come and go at any time.

9. If you haven't experienced my business, you are not qualified to say my quality. If you don't know me, don't get involved.

When I hit you in the face, don't ask me why I hit you, because you never say thank you when I give you candy.

How to choke each other in one sentence?

If a word can choke to death, it must contain funny elements.

In fact, this is also derogatory, which is a bit of a blow.

To put it mildly, it is cold humor, and it is difficult for otaku and otaku without humor cells to understand.

You can choke to death by telling a story first:

When the Chinese New Year was approaching, a colleague in the same dormitory bought a mobile phone to pick someone up at the railway station, and it was stolen only when he returned to the dormitory. I was on pins and needles in the dormitory, so I told him, 1000 yuan's mobile phone is lost, and the calling card is reported lost. Here's a sentence: what I care about is not the mobile phone, but the thousands of photos in it. If an unmarried woman sees it, what should she do with my other half? I am a person who has a high demand for love, but I am also a kind-hearted person who can't bear to refuse.

I suggested that he send a message on my mobile phone and get the photos back. I don't want a mobile phone

The point is: after sending the text message, the text message really came back. The content is like this: Brother, your photos are really unbearable. I was deleting them all night. I'm exhausted. Don't you have any advantages in appearance? Where did you get the confidence?

After receiving this message, my colleague bought a new mobile phone and stopped taking selfies!

If there are still some choking, you can have a look and don't use them. I'm afraid I'll run out of them:

1. My biggest weakness is lack of money.

The iron pestle can be ground into a needle, and the wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.

Youth is dedicated to the house and middle age to the children.

4, women chasing men, sandwich yarn. Men chase women, mezzanine mom.

5. When will there be a bright moon? Look up for yourself.

When I reached the top of the mountain, I found that the wrong road and the right road were only a few steps away.

7. Optimists see opportunities in disasters, while pessimists see disasters in opportunities.

8. Being angry is to punish yourself with other people's mistakes.

9, no money, no power, no longer good to you, can you follow me?

10, Ning had a fight with a wise man, don't talk to SB!

1 1, a big woman can't live without electricity for a day, and a little woman can't live without money for a day!

12, it's not that I don't laugh, but it makes me laugh-_-