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Kill the rainbow fart copy in the crazy comment area.

Kill the rainbow fart copy in the crazy comment area.

My husband's drug addiction is the most serious. I wore beads around my neck, a cross in my left hand, and a symbol paper in my right hand. I invited 60 old monks to meditate and chant Buddhist scriptures before I dared to open it. This is my destiny. This is the only thing in my life. I tore off my beads, threw away my cross, scattered my symbolic paper and drove away 60 old monks. I don't need these anymore. At this moment, my eyes are full of my husband. I rolled on the floor. I kissed my floor and smashed my wall. I drank 18 bowls.

Hello, handsome. Let me introduce myself to you first. Now I have a stable electronic assembly line, with 3500 shifts a month, and my work is stable. I already have a deposit of 6000. And I already have a very mature idea, hoping to be your choice in mate selection, thank you!

I have been thinking for a long time about how to express my feelings for you clearly in limited words. If I talk too much, it may make readers digress. If I am too concise, it may mislead readers. So I have to think it over before I can explain my mind clearly: you are so handsome.

I couldn't get along in the city, so I went back to the countryside. Several acquaintances asked me where I work now. What is this? How can I say such a shameful thing? Why are they so curious? At last I began to say, "Labor! Labor! "

Start the broadcast. I just borrowed 5 million.

Boys should take more photos like this. Girls are tired of learning. I feel very happy after seeing this kind of photo. Only when they vigorously brush the questions can the social economy progress and the country develop faster and faster.

I know I don't deserve to be praised, and all the other answers are praised. Unlike me, being cautious when asking for praise has become a ridiculous joke. Everyone gives me the cold shoulder when real life is not going well. Even online, I know I don't deserve praise. I want to speak for myself. I swear to the cold wall on a cold night that I want to join there, but I can't. Oh, my God, I'm just a corn pumpkin soup.

First meeting, can you come to the wedding on time tomorrow? My groom.

I have lived for more than 200 years, accompanied by only tens of billions of property, three commercial streets at home, eight brand companies at home, and Tomson has a house with one product. I had lost hope in life, but I didn't expect your photo to enrich my hope and gave my aunt a WeChat.

I have eaten Jilang jelly all my life, and my heart is already in outer space, but for him, I would like to return to earth.

I really want to be my sister's horse and just want to hear her say "marry".

I met you like a northeast person eating noodles, and there is no garlic smell at all.

When I was a child, I was beaten by a female classmate who studied piano. I know I have no resistance to girls who can play the piano.

I am a policeman, code 0 1 17. I have been investigating you since 2006. The case is unsolved, and my heart is broken.

I took the MBTI test today. He said I was IMBT. I didn't realize I was BT until I met you.

Walking on the road, I looked at your photo and there was light in my eyes. The old man in the village thought it was dawn and got up and plowed three acres of land.