I want some funny messages that criticize the social atmosphere.

1. I suggest you go outside to pick flowers less. After all, you still have a home. The social atmosphere is not good, and the red flag at home has not fallen. Colorful flags are flying outside, and homework is due. It doesn't matter if you spend a little money. It's wrong to break your health.

A lawyer appeared in court for the first time, and his client's pig was run over and killed by a car. In order to emphasize the huge loss, he said excitedly, "gentlemen, think about it, 24 pigs!" " 24 people, twice as many as our jury! "

3. Being able to have a drink or two, such a friend is really bold; Can drink two or two and drink half a catty, such gay party motto; Can drink half a catty and drink a catty, such a buddy is the most intimate; Can drink a catty a barrel, and later promoted to vice president.

4. The pursuit of some leaders: there is a cook at home; There is a good one in the office; There are cheap ones around; There is a missing person in the distance.

5. On Monday, leave the hospital. Tuesday, hand in hand. Wednesday, "First Kiss". Thursday, in love. Friday, beautiful lies. Saturday, romantic "kiss goodbye". Sunday, rotation.

6. The couple teased their son: Who is the better parent? Son: Hello, Mom! Dad asked: What happened to Dad? Son: Go to the park and hug your aunt, not me! The wife is angry! The son went on to say: it is better to be a mother! Your mother was afraid of me when you were on a business trip and found an uncle to sleep with.

7. Description of jumping off a building: Go to the seventh floor, gasp to the sixth floor, struggle to the fifth floor, be disabled to the fourth floor, be hospitalized to the third floor, scare people to the second floor and watch the excitement to the first floor.

8. Unforgettable is first love, happy is love, crazy is infatuation, bitter is unrequited love, painful is lovelorn, tired is love triangle, dangerous is extramarital love, trendy is online love, and unpopular is homosexuality!