Self-introduction information should be super funny.

I am a man, but I am not a woman. XX years old, XX meters high-wearing shoes, temporarily unmarried. The key undergraduate course-not accepted, ordinary undergraduate course-is a little short, so we can only mix a specialty. However, my performance is still brilliant-I was a monitor in primary school and now I am a white-collar worker-I wear a white shirt and work in a multinational company-I clean the table in a chicken, but the salary is not bad-I can get a full 800 yuan if I don't arrive late or leave early). I have a house-I have to pay rent every month, a car-an environmentally friendly non-motor vehicle, and a passbook. Now I want to find a slim, beautiful, gentle, lovely, sensible, talented and capable wife, such as Bill Gates' youngest daughter and Buffett's granddaughter. When did the moon begin to appear? Ask Qingtian, but you expand your horizons by 300 miles and go up a storey still higher. A good man, 33 years old, a young man in literature, has excellent grades in literacy class, and can read and write more than 2000 words with typos.

Poor ugliness, 1.49 meters; Primary school culture, rural hukou; There are three dilapidated houses and an acre of thin land; Cold pot and hot stove, the wife does not; Throughout the year, the medicine never leaves the mouth; Today, here, we are looking for a girlfriend; Revolutionary road, hand in hand.

A handsome man looks like Ekin Cheng, at least his hair is so long. At present, raising pigs at home has a considerable income. Now we are looking for a registered female in Hong Kong, who is over 65,438+0.70m tall and looks like Liang Yongqi. First come, first served, now or never.

After 27 years of painstaking research and development, a new intelligent super-simulated male robot "Future Sword Mark 1 1" with independent intellectual property rights has finally been created, and one robot has been found in the world, with the release number of 1982 1 1. This special product is specially made for China single beautiful MM, and has obtained the international quality system certification. It's definitely not advertising. We call it marketing. )

What you get by marrying yourself: a husband (which can be used to deal with relatives and friends); A chef (but not responsible for the quality of food); One handbag (below 150Kg, no more than 20 shopping bags); Two shoulders (to lean on, to pillow, to ride, ...); 80% of monthly salary (excluding bonus and gray income); Gift: a punching bag (only for two people).

Male, 38 years old, 1.69 meters, unmarried, a key undergraduate (only a few points short), with brilliant achievements (I was a monitor in primary school), and now I work in a large multinational organization (cleaning tables at McDonald's), with generous treatment (leaving 800 yuan early without being late), a house (many people have real estate licenses), a car (non-motor vehicles) and a rich passbook (.

Soft female, 25 years old, with high school education, unmarried for several years, well-behaved, watery eyes and not very violent teeth. She is 1.85 meters tall, runs a little fast and can play volleyball. If she exceeds 1.70 meters, she will have a housing deposit. Believe in fate, regardless of gender or age.

Male, 28 years old, 1.75 meters, junior high school, unmarried, used to be an expert in farming, now he is a peach major, and his monthly income definitely exceeds that of 500 yuan. He has a human tricycles, four tiled houses and several cans of pickles. Looking for decent unmarried women under the age of 30 as partners, I believe * * * * * *, welcome to visit.

I am very creative, which proves that God is fair! My friends say that I am a big collection of stars: Shen Dianxia's waist, Fui-On Shing's mouth, Pan Changjiang's height and Zheng Zhihua's legs; Shuaibi Pan An: He looks much better than Wu Dalang, the husband of Pan Jinlian, a distant relative of Pan An! It's a copy of him! Appearance: much more handsome than Song Yu's distant relative and Song Jiang's subordinate!

Marriage of Warcraft strongman: there are more than n parts, and I can make various copies. I have studied in Du Chao League, and I can resist beatings and treatment. I define myself as a new era with eggs, expertise, operation and individuality. There are four young people in World of Warcraft. Don't talk too disgusting, don't operate too badly, don't come from the whole tribe, I can't stand it in my heart, I can command, don't always command the next FB, and of course don't be too ugly MM.

The patient, a 35-year-old male, was infertile due to kidney disease and severe prostate disease. Please note that he is just infertile. Unmarried, university, suburban hukou, average unit income, good height and appearance. Looking for unmarried female patients, good looking, but infertile.