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Classic Quotations: Look down at the clouds and see the flowers bloom and fall in Yun Qi.

Classic Quotations: Look down at the clouds and see the flowers bloom and fall in Yun Qi.

1, don't be with people who consume you, and don't be people who consume others.

I can't give you the whole world, but I will give you my whole world. won't forget

3. At first, I cried and said joys and sorrows, then I laughed and said joys and sorrows, and finally I just laughed and said no joys and sorrows. Experience, in the end, became a memory. Everyone has some stories and won't tell them. They just accumulate memories layer by layer. But the place that people remember the most in their life is often the place that they are most afraid to go back. Too many sorrows and joys that can't be moved are buried there. Su Qin

Nobody likes loneliness, but they don't like disappointment. Murakami Haruki

5. Trees last longer than silence; Flowers bloom at will Standing at the tuyere of time, I saw flowers and leaves and smiled silently.

6. Life is a meeting, and life is a forgetting. In the end, we will all become the scenery in the years.

7. The best relationship is mutual understanding and freedom.

8. Some roads are destined to be taken alone. If you want to achieve prosperity, you must go through a desolate period.

9. I'm sorry for those who are more enthusiastic about me. I'm always afraid of making friends. Because I deeply understand that ordinary is truth, and I can stay away from it. Be a man or take action, not too enthusiastic and not too hard. There is no light load in a hundred steps, and people have seen you for a long time. Bite your teeth and hold your urine. Excessive enthusiasm is also a false feeling. Life is long and bitter, and it is difficult to reach the end with hypocrisy. Mai Jia

10, there will always be moments when you want to give up. I'll make do without waiting. There will always be moments when you will no longer believe, but you will pursue something in your heart, but you still have to wait and work hard. In every pursuit, there are too many uncontrollable things. No one knows whether tomorrow will be heaven or hell. The only thing you can do is to work hard now and run past yourself yesterday without running time. Lu sihao

1 1. There is no despair in the world, only desperate people.

12, many things are because I am embarrassed to ask others for help, and finally I gritted my teeth and solved it myself. How many difficulties are because I don't want people to know, and I have to die in the end. We are softer than others think, but we are stronger than we think. You are the best of yourself. Liu Tong

13, who can assure me that Fosang will never leave until he returns; Who can make me happy, carefree and fearless, I am happy in my dream.

14, all the accommodation in love is willing, even without trace. Sometimes, I don't just like everything you like, but like what you like, and then I really like it. Amy Cheung

15, don't be afraid to start, life always takes us to the starting point, be brave, please move forward with a smile.

16, where there is it, there is its bloom. Don't forget to smell because you are sad. Watanabe Kazuko

17, live silly, you will be happier, live lazy, you will be happier. On the contrary, if you live smarter, you will be smoother, and if you live harder, you will be richer. I'm not stupid, lazy, smart or diligent enough. I got nothing because it was too incomplete. Li You

18, when we defend mistakes, we use more strength than when we defend the right ones. Gibran

19, don't always put sadness on your face, everyone has his own story; Don't talk about your troubles, everyone has their own troubles.

20. Time is changing, emotions are on and off, and we gradually get used to ignoring the falling clouds in Yun Qi and watching the flowers bloom and fall.

Classic Quotations of Ma Yun (1)

Classic Quotations of Ma Yun (1)

1, the great charm of a great man comes from his ordinary.

2. A person's heart is full of grievances.

As long as you don't give up, you will have a chance.

4. It is not enough for entrepreneurs to have passion.

5. The Internet in China lacks the spirit of independence.

6. Making money is only a result, and it will never be an end. Our real aim is to build a great company that was really founded by China people and made the whole world proud. This is my ideal and the ideal of our generation!

7. Today is cruel, tomorrow is even more cruel, and the day after tomorrow is beautiful, but most people will die tomorrow night and will not see the sun the day after tomorrow.

8. If you don't do e-commerce, you will regret it in five years.

9, ten years later, if you don't do e-commerce, then you have no business!

10, how to really bring everyone's talents into play, we are like pulling a cart. If someone pulls here and someone pulls there, we will mess ourselves up first. To quote my friend Chen Shuaifo: When you have a fool, it is stupid and you will be very painful; You are happiest with 50 fools, who line up to eat, sleep and go to the toilet; When you have a smart person, you are very energetic. When you have 50 smart people, it is actually the most painful, and no one will obey anyone. My role in the company is like cement, bonding many outstanding talents together and letting them work hard in one place.

1 1, the internet company will judge two things in the future: one is its team; ; Second, it has technology; ; Third, its concept is the inevitability of existence.

12, just look at the judgment, whether a company is excellent, don't look at whether it is Harvard or Stanford. Don't look at how many famous university graduates there are in judge, but ask Judge to work hard to see if he is smiling when he comes home from work every day.

13, 30% people will never believe you. Don't let your colleagues work for you, but let our colleagues work for our goals. It is much easier to unite under a common goal than under an entrepreneur. So first of all, we should convince everyone to agree with the ideal of * * *, instead of letting everyone work for you.

14, in my opinion, employees come first and customers come second. Without them, there would be no website. Our customers will be happy only if they are happy. And the words of encouragement from customers will make them go to work crazily, which also makes our website develop continuously.

15, see 10 rabbit, which one did you catch? Some people catch this rabbit for a while, catch that rabbit for a while, and finally they may not catch any of them. The main task of CEO is not to look for opportunities, but to say no to them. There are too many opportunities, so we can only catch one. I can only catch one rabbit. If I catch too much, I will lose everything.

16, our company evaluates it once every six months. After evaluation, although your work is very hard and excellent, you are the last one. I'm sorry, you have to leave. Between two people and two hundred people, I can only choose to be cruel to two people.

17, can you summarize the basic qualities that you think employees should have in one sentence? Today, Alibaba employees need honesty, learning ability, optimism and an attitude of embracing change!

18. The Internet is a 4x100m relay race. No matter how powerful, you can only run one leg. You should give opportunities to young people.

19. Qianqian 100 meter sprint, because no one is an opponent for the 3 km long-distance race. You ran and ran for 400 or 500 meters before you opened the distance.

It took us two years to lay the foundation. What kind of building are we going to build? The drawings haven't been published yet, but some people are already commenting on how bad our house is. Some companies have beautiful houses, but the foundations are unstable, and they will collapse when there is a strong wind.

2 1. The biggest difference between us and our competitors is that we know what they want to do and they don't know what we want to do. There is no need for everyone to know what we want to do.

22. There is a saying on the Internet that barefoot people are never afraid to wear shoes.

23. Chen Shuaifo said that the probability of getting rich online today is not great, but today's network can save a lot of costs for everyone. No one in this world can make a fortune for you. Only you can create wealth for you. What you need is devotion and devotion. Investing your time in the internet will definitely save money for everyone, but it is not necessarily how much money you can earn today. Making money is tomorrow. Save money and you can see it today.

24. The biggest beneficiaries of e-commerce should be businessmen. We should make money, because we provide tools, but the people who make tools get rich, while the people who use tools are still confused, which is not normal. (Classic Quotations) The so-called new economy means that traditional enterprises make good use of the network as a tool to create greater economic benefits and make it grow dozens of times. This is the arrival of the real new economy. Today, the old and new economies are two skins.

25, Chen Shuaifo said that the failure on the Internet must be self-caused, either the brain is hot, or the brain is not hot, too cold.

26. I think Internet companies are bound to make mistakes, and they are bound to make mistakes. The biggest mistake of internet companies is to stand still, and the biggest mistake is not to make mistakes. The key is to sum up and reflect on all kinds of mistakes. In order to run better tomorrow, mistakes have to be made. The key is not to make the same mistakes. * We teach people to fish, not to teach people to fish.

27. Entrepreneurs in the current environment. What's the use of just complaining and improving this environment? There are too many things to deal with in this country now. You can only blame yourself for failing, or everyone fails. Now someone succeeds and you fail, you have only yourself to blame. In short, even if you are unlucky, you are wrong.

28, China e-commerce people must stand up and walk, not always hand in hand, always hand in hand to death.

29. We know that at that time, a few gongs could surround so many people. When the gong is struck, can the tricks be worse? The gong knocked out flowers.

30. I mean that Alibaba has discovered a gold mine, and we will never dig it ourselves. We hope others will like it. He will dig a gold mine and give me a piece.

3 1, I am convinced that our model will make money. Amazon is the longest river in the world, 8848 is the highest mountain in the world and Alibaba is the richest treasure in the world. A good enterprise can't live long by blood transfusion. The key is to make blood by itself.

32. We say listing is like our gas station. Don't stop at the gas station, you have to walk, keep walking.

33. The Internet is a 3000-meter long-distance race that will affect human life in the next 30 years. You must run as fast as a rabbit and as resistant as a tortoise.

34. Why can I survive? First, because I have no money; second, I know nothing about the Internet; third, I think like a fool.

35. When the starting gun goes off, you don't have time to watch your opponent run. Only tomorrow is our competitor.

36. If the early bird doesn't eat worms, the worms will be eaten by other birds.

37. Who am I at this moment? Free translation)

38. The Internet is like a glass of beer. It is best to drink it when there is foam.

39. I have heard of lobster catching, but I have never heard of whaling.

40. We can't expect inspiration. Inspiration comes at once, just like Duan Yu's six-pulse Excalibur.

4 1, Alibaba's six-pulse Excalibur is Alibaba's values: honesty, dedication, passion, embracing change, teamwork and customer first.

I always believe that as long as we never give up, we still have a chance. Finally, we still firmly believe that as long as you have a dream, as long as you keep working hard, as long as you keep learning, no matter how you look, no matter this or that, a person's appearance is often inversely proportional to his talent. Today is cruel, tomorrow is even more cruel, and the day after tomorrow is beautiful, but most of them will die tomorrow night, so everyone

43. In my opinion, there are three kinds of people, businessmen: creating money; Businessman: do something, do something wrong; Entrepreneur: Responsible for the society. Entrepreneurs should create an environment for society. Entrepreneurs must have innovative spirit.

44. Three years ago, I sent a colleague to study for an MBA. I told him that if you forget what you learned after graduation, you have already graduated. If you still think about what you have learned every day, you haven't graduated yet. Learn the knowledge of MBA, but jump out of the limitations of MBA.

For all entrepreneurs, always tell yourself: from the first day of starting a business, you will face difficulties and failures every day, not success. My most difficult time has not arrived yet, but I will definitely arrive one day. Difficulties are not inevitable, you can't let others carry them for you. Nine years of entrepreneurial experience tells me that I have to face any difficulties by myself. Entrepreneurs just face difficulties.

46.ebay is a shark in the sea and Taobao is a crocodile in the Yangtze River. Crocodiles are fighting sharks in the sea. As a result, it is conceivable that we should lead sharks to the Yangtze River.

47. A company is most prone to make mistakes in two situations. The first is when it has too much money, and the second is when it faces too many opportunities. A CEO should not see opportunities, because opportunities are everywhere. The CEO should see the disaster and nip it in the bud.

48. Taobao's main business should never be to compete with its rivals, but to enhance the customer experience.

In the 1980 s, making money depended on courage; In the 1990 s, relying on relationships; Now it depends on knowledge and ability!

50. Being a business is not being a knight.

5 1, build yourself and pursue selflessness.

52. I am not afraid of anything, I am afraid that CFO will be CEO.

53. Always believe that the person next to you is smarter than you.

54. If you want to start a business in five years, you can start a business again.

Today is cruel, tomorrow will be even more cruel, and the day after tomorrow will be beautiful, but most people will die tomorrow night.

56. Being fooled is not that others are too cunning, but that you are too greedy, because you will be fooled.

57. In fact, many people ask questions because their answers are all right.

58, a first-class creativity, third-rate execution, I would rather have a first-class execution, third-rate creativity.

59. Mengniu is not a plan, but a down-to-earth product, service and system.

60. The best model is often the simplest thing.

6 1. Open fewer stores and open better ones. There are not many shops, but they are good.

62. It doesn't matter if entrepreneurs don't read many books, they are afraid of not learning in society.

63. There are no secrets in today's shopping malls. Secrets are not your core competitiveness.

64. The reason why many people fail is not too little money, but too much money.

65. The concept of this era is no longer marketable.

66. It is not enough for entrepreneurs to have passion and innovation. It needs a good system, system, team and a good profit model.

67. The world is not what you can do, but what you should do.

68. Your project feels like an enterprise, not a unique enterprise.

69. When setting up a company, you should consider selling it for value. If you want to sell it at first, you may go astray.

70. People should be focused. People will face more challenges if they go on all their lives. If you change every day, I will be afraid of you.

Cao Yunjin's Classic Quotations

1, one program after another. (Every time I go on stage)

He just stood me up in a bar in Beijing.

3. His family couldn't afford these two children, so his father thought, kill them?

Your father is like me, and I am your father.

5. Shanren sends the master, sends the master, sends the master, then sends the master, and then sends the master.

6. Eight-foot men have eight honors and eight shames, and eight-foot men have eight shames. Wow, all eight things are taken up.

Welcome audience friends, Cao Yunjin is here to pay New Year greetings to you.

8. Without your filial piety, your mother would not live to be 24 years old.

9. He seems to be asleep in the morning, and he will get angry.

10, their family is Earl, working in the embassy, and their full name is Ambassador Earl.

1 1, your mother also said, bah, the old monk went out and the young monk came in.

12. Look at this chicken's arms and neck.

13, in favor! What a coincidence! I also slept with your wife.

14. Such an actor doesn't even fart.

15, Teacher Liu said cross talk, but you don't listen to lifelong regret. After listening to Teacher Liu's cross talk, you regret for life.

16 (singing) is about the red sun rolling down the western slope, and the young couple coming to the kang to touch it 18.

17, also very nervous. This is the live broadcast of the Spring Festival Evening. Taiwan Province is full of stars and celebrities. I am inferior to others.

18, new three obedience and four virtues: never considerate, never gentle, never reasonable; It's hard to say, it's hard to fight, it's hard to scold, and it's hard to provoke.

19 that was my brother just now. He said a "geographical map", which was not easy. Very boring, boring, more than 200 sentences, like running around.

20. Space hero Yang Liwei flew at the age of 38, Beethoven began to compose music at the age of 4, and Huluwa was born to fight goblins. People have made such great achievements. Do you think I can stop worrying?

2 1, your popularity is good, and your neighbors are all hello. When the child doesn't sleep, it is said that don't cry, don't cry. When Liu came, the child stopped crying at once.

22. Why don't I have a son? Even if I have a girl who comes to Beijing for the last time. Why don't I even have a cabbage?

23. People like singing, but they can't sing because of their voice problems, but they don't lose heart. They base their hobbies on farting.

24. The father-in-law said that she would not be born, and the mother-in-law said that she would not raise it. Not raising is the virtue of your family. Although it was not raised by your family, I didn't raise it at my parents' house when I was a child.

25. I have been determined to have a good family influence since I was a child. My father taught me from an early age that a successful person must first know what he wants. What I want is money and beautiful women, which is disappointing. Is this what I want? I want a job.

26. Mr. Liu's fart has the effect of destroying buildings, which is terrible. Because of this, your daughter-in-law gets up earlier than you every day, because as soon as your fart is released, the room is too hot to find the door in less than 5 minutes, just like gas.

27, leek fart stinks, pumpkin fart stinks, wire fart stinks away, clam frog fart stinks for 20 cents a pit, you still have to order mutton offal, you are still running a jeep in the deep forest, there are not many Niu Jiao in the village, and water fart is muttering. This is not fart, tick is shit!

Yun-peng Yue's Classic Quotations

1, Sun Yue! Mr. Li Wenhua's grandson, this grandson is right!

2. Teacher? Dead rice shit.

3. teacher! I'm from Beijing No.2 Middle School with Mental Retardation!

As long as the audience doesn't leave, we will continue to play, and when we are exhausted on the stage, we will be asleep.

5. Lao Guo! Stop playing! Dirty dad! Stop playing! Old! Stop playing! Does it look nice? Like a dog scratching at the door!

6. The only person who eats shit backstage (knowledge).

7. The sky is against the ground, the rain is against the wind, and the mainland is against the sky? It was too long, I forgot.

8. Do you regret molesting Chang 'e? Do you and Chang 'e have rabbits?

Nine, three words! What's it called? What's your name again? Yes! A chain cover!

10, if you can die, you will be tired of being wicked and shameless.

1 1. As soon as you enter a foreign hotel, there is a cement pool on the cement floor.

12, the performance just now was baked wheat cake, Cao Heyang, SB, Cao Heyang.

13, fahaier, why go ~ benefactor, I will be a rogue!

14, Yue: Peking Opera is a national quintessence. Yue: the essence! Yue: the essence! Cua essence

15. Do you dare to sing Journey to the West if you know one pig and one monkey? ! Then you know that there are two long worms and you can't sing the legend of the white snake!

16, cross talk is clean, Li Shuo, Su Asuo.

17, I said, old man, I have something to say, and I don't know if it's appropriate.

18, Xu Mingxian's surname is more than three words, and Bai Niangzi is Bai Suzhen.

19, the only difference between Superman and me is that I don't wear underwear.

20. Go to a foreign performance. Although we went by plane, we lived in the railway station.

2 1. Look at me. I'm so beautiful. Can you write the word zm?

22. This history is very fragrant. I often travel to Xidan.

23. Yue: My sister-in-law has ruined her smoking these days. Yue: Sound! Yue: Brother, what's the matter?

24. The feeling of looking for peanuts in the vinegar jar.

25. Pants are made of plastic. I wore it for a while on the day of shooting. They still fit perfectly today.

26. Fahai said to Xu Xian: benefactor, your mother is a worm.

27. When I saw the door, I pushed it for twenty minutes, but it didn't open. Then I pulled it and it opened.

28. (Yue Yue smiled after Shi Aidong's father) At that time, your father smiled.

29. Yue: No.2 Middle School! Yue: That's right!

30, three-door refrigerator, refrigerated above, frozen in the middle, and ashes below.

3 1, buy tickets ~ buy tickets ~ we want to hear Yue Buqun sing opera ~ ah! Three days.

32. If anyone wants to know, they can raise their hands. If anyone raises his hand, I'll kick him out.

33. Fenhe Bay? I thought Fenhe Bay!

34. You are shameless. Kick you to death!

35, no! Don't! I won't tell you!

36. Say that you are a person and don't want to?

Sun Yue, that seems to be a personal name.

38. The Legend of the White Snake tells the story of a giant snake. A very dizzy program, White Snake, is spinning there.

39. Later, when I got rich, I bought a house, a car and a car.

40, that shameless ~ this person is stupid and still eats ~ ~ little black fat man.

4 1, Plants vs. Zombies, which tells me that there is a big wave of zombies approaching. I played for a year and didn't see any big wave zombies.

42, seven subjects, it is uncomfortable not to watch a game, I am not a word subject, my surname is Yue, and my name is Buqun ~ Thank you, thank you.

43. To tell the truth, when I was born, I wrote two words on my chest: one is complete and the other is capable.

44. The cigarette case says smoking is harmful to health, smoking is harmful, but it is healthy.

45. The two stuttered together and said four sentences in thirty minutes. One of them stammered, Why don't we send a message?

46. At this moment, he suddenly wanted to fart. After a fierce struggle, he refused to let go of his loss or his victory.

47. I will refund your ticket. You can go now.

48. My master is no longer a rogue. Wazi is here, dirty Guo.

49. Oh, my heart, promise, I just miss drunk driving, you know.

50. (Pinkley lost his biscuit) What a good crosstalk just now. The performers are called Sao Gao, Shao Sao and Sao Gao Cao Heyang.

5 1, I have to turn up the microphone because my host is small.

52. The sea newspaper at the door says ~ ah ~ ~ three days.

53. Yue: Am I angry? (to the audience) Come on up! Audience: Come down! Yue: Forget it.

54, this teacher, his name is ~ ~ ~ I forgot. You have a name anyway. .

55, afraid of losing the bus card, I wore a pair of pants with zipper, which is nui pants. Wear the zipper inside, get on the bus and take out the card, and you are not afraid to take out other things. Yue: That's backwards.

56. Miss Sun has money, but she can't drive. Buy a bus card! It's still a student card with a charge of 300 thousand, which is equivalent to 600 thousand. I can paint you to death, baby!

57. Yue: This is my pig teacher. Yue: Is that more like it? Uncle Shi. Yue: Hey. Yes There is a song for me, which belongs to Uncle Shi. Uncle, there are two holes in your nose.

Yue: The teacher said that crosstalk used to be an animal in Beijing Zoo. Yue: Hey! Feed the animals! Yue: Feed the animals, feed the elephants! After feeding for ten years, the elephant is getting thinner and thinner.

59. Guo: Let me tell you one more thing. If you don't do this, we will bow down, ok! Yue: Good. Guo: Fenhe Bay. Yue: What play? Guo: Fenhe Bay! Yue: bow down.

60. Si Nuo praised Yun-peng Yue. It's dark in the middle of winter, like white bo2. The grave is bigger than steamed bread, and the well is a big hole!