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Humorous sentences to greet someone eating

1. Ever since I ate your food, I found my food hard to swallow. The happiest thing in life is when you treat me to dinner. The sweet taste makes me miss you deeply. I send you a message to express my love for you. My friend hopes that you can show your respect and don’t let me turn my face away!

2. Invitation letter. Time: Recently. Location: Your choice. Participants: friends. Theme: Talk, communicate, and have fun. Purpose: Imagine the future with you and build a harmonious friendship. Format: Drinking and eating. Hope you can come and visit us.

3. Long time no see, it’s time to get together. Lala's daily routine, dig deep into the heart. There are routines for pursuing happiness. Between husband and wife, don't always get bored; there are many hobbies, choose the same one; don't ask for privacy, talk about good things quickly; there are many tricks, treat you on weekends, and I will help you solve your doubts.

4. If you can still think of our past friendship in your heart, please dial 666. This is the hotline I just opened: press 1 if you want to talk to me; press 2 if you want to invite me to dinner; Please press 3 if I want to accompany you; I look forward to your call, thank you!

5. Happiness is not afraid of dullness, even if time is like lightning; dreams are not afraid of distance, even if hope is like smoke; friendship is not afraid of time, even if longing is like threads . Sending this text message is, firstly, to connect with each other, and secondly, you still owe me a meal, when will you give it to me?

6. When the sun shines on me, I think of your selfless dedication. When the moon shines on me, I think of your kindness and honesty. When the breeze blows me, I think of your youth and beauty. When I send you a text message, I think of you. You still owe me a KFC meal.

7. Psychologists believe that staring at a handsome guy or beautiful woman for ten minutes a day is equivalent to thirty minutes of aerobic exercise. If you persist, the average life span can be extended by four to five years. For your health, please treat me to dinner more often.

8. I want to go out to eat with you and enjoy a happy meal. Raise a glass and drink under the bright moon, feast in the breeze, and sublimate friendship in the fragrance of flowers. May every time we clink glasses, our friendship will grow closer. Let's go together.

9. When the weather is hot, I will give you an electric fan, and happiness will surround you; I will give you an air conditioner, which will cool you down and others will sigh; I will give you an ice cream, and your sweet mouth and sweet smile will be sweeter; I Send greetings and you take care of the food. This is called reciprocity. Remember to see you before parting!

10. Have you eaten today? If you eat, I will eat too. When everyone eats, we really eat. Eating is healthier.