How to have a humorous dinner date?

Humorous sentences about dinner are as follows:

1, stop singing the rest of your life. Girls don't work hard to make money and don't want to be beautiful. For the rest of their lives, you cook, wash clothes, do housework, be rejected, look after the children or you.

2. You are so beautiful. First of all, you should thank your parents. If they didn't give you a pair of skillful hands, could you make yourself so beautiful?

Everything will be over, but if you invite me, I can eat more with you.

4. If you don't eat, there will be no love. If you don't believe that you don't eat, talk about love!

Every girl who cries for losing weight has a mouth that can't stop.

6. What is the concept of eating goods? Eat more if it tastes good, and eat more if it doesn't.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not eating, I'm just on my way to eat.

8. As soon as the food comes up, the first instruction in your mind is to "eat" instead of taking pictures, in order to become a competent foodie!

The rules for inviting girls to dinner are as follows:

1, vaguely inviting girls

If you are not sure whether the girl will agree to your invitation, then when chatting with the girl is in a good state, fuzzy invitation means tentatively inviting the girl on the assumption of an uncertain time, for example, next time, when you are free, observe the girl's attitude towards yourself.

Regardless of whether the girl agrees or not, go back to the topic itself immediately, which will reduce the demand and purpose of the invitation, give the girl a feeling of improvisation, and make sure that the girl has no obvious rejection, and the success rate will be greater.

2. Conduct obedience test for girls.

After giving vague invitations to girls, we simply understand that girls don't exclude themselves. In order to improve the success rate of dating, we need to test the girl's obedience, such as asking her to send her phone number and "call".

Use this method to judge whether a girl really wants to go out with you or deal with it verbally. Or just ask her "When are you free" and "What do you like to do when you are free" to judge whether she will really come out with you.