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"Senior, can my education go to work in your company tomorrow?" "Why ... can you give me a reason?" "Do you believe me when I tell you?" It doesn't hurt to talk. For you. Because I want to watch you all the time! "He took a deep breath and said what he had buried for years." Sorry, I don't think you need to go to work. Hearing this answer, when he was trembling to hang up, "I support you" came from the phone. "

"Your majesty, your majesty has gone to the brothel!" The man in the dragon chair shook his hand and his handwriting was broken. "Your Majesty, your Majesty has summoned five young guards!" The pen is broken. "Your Majesty, the sovereign said that he would take them all back to the mansion!" The little eunuch shook his voice and looked at the angry emperor in horror. "That's all, that's all. Tell him to come back soon ! Tomorrow I will dissolve the harem! ! "

. "bad king!" The emperor turned a deaf ear to eating grapes. "Bad king! Bad king! " The emperor continued to spit grape skins. "Bad king! Bad king! Bad king! " The emperor Shi Shiran stood up and walked out. "bang!" The teacher who kicked the door looked gloomy: "I told you to cook this parrot!" " "The emperor grabbed the teacher and rubbed his neck:" Cook, how can I hear someone moving? ""bad king! "Ahem, you can see that this story has no connotation.

"Are you satisfied this time?" Potatoes groan under Youku. Youku smiled and worked harder. "Why? Angry? Didn't you say that? Let the whole world know that you are mine. Regret it? Huh? " "Yes!" Youku is so fierce that potatoes can't help screaming. Outside the window, Teng Xun was gloomy.

"The dead prime minister! I will punish your nine families! " "Your Majesty, I am an orphan and have no nine families." "I want to deduct your Lu Feng!" "Money is a thing apart, I don't care." "I ... I'm going to marry a hundred concubines tomorrow!" The Prime Minister sighed and held the red-faced emperor in his arms. "I'm so scared. What does your majesty want from me? " "You! You can let me go later! " The belly is black ~ ~ and the emperor, wow!

On the night of the emperor's wedding, he sat alone in the gazebo of the Prime Minister's mansion and drank. She looked up at the bright moon and murmured, "The queen must be beautiful." "Well, it's beautiful." "The emperor, the emperor! How did you ... "He hurriedly knelt down. "Ai Qing, do you know the charges?" He froze. The emperor hugged him and whispered, "Let me not have children."

"Your son, I recently heard that you and the teacher get too close. Is that so? " "Back to dad, my son has long been interested in the teacher ..." "Ridiculous! What a scandal! Tang Taizi runs after a man's ass all day! ! ""father ... you are not chasing the general all day ... ""Damn it! You know the general is the teacher's brother. Do you want to call me sister-in-law ? ""……"

"How about this?" He said to the man behind him in front of the mirror. The man shook his head. "What about this?" He changed it and continued to ask. The man shook his head. "What about this?" He changed another one. The man still shook his head. When he shook his head for more than N pieces, he got angry: "Shit, I'm ugly!" " The man hugged him: "Baby, you look best when you're not wearing it." For small seizures that are always thinking about that, it is best not to wear it ... convenient and simple ... = _ =

He was the best man when he got married. When you enter the auditorium, please stand with me and look at the bride I am going to marry. Wearing the suit I bought together, he whispered something to me that made my eyes red. "We finally got married together."

This is what I wrote myself: "Brother, can you not?" The younger brother asked the younger brother who was helping him undress with a sad face. The watery eyes made my brother almost unable to hold it and went straight to the bed. He asked softly, "Why?" My brother blushed and said, "The girls in our class say ... this kind of thing is better up there ..." My brother was annoyed, those rotten women! He giggled and said, "Are you up there?" When the younger brother heard this, his eyes lit up in an instant and he quickly replied, "Good! Good! " Not long after, my brother said with tears, "No, it's not like this ... Um ... Brother, slow down ... Ah ..." "Don't you want to be on it? Don't you like it? Next time, the following will be fine! "

"Zhang! I protest! You abuse your power as a monitor! Why do you keep me after school every day? There are people on duty for each project. You can do it alone, right? I've had enough of you! Don't try to use me again, I quit, you childless bastard! " He grabbed the fist he was waving, kissed the back of his hand and destroyed it with laughter. "Well, let's not have children together." Well = = childless has become a love story here ~ ~ ~

He found a glass bottle, just like the legend, and an elf appeared at the moment of opening it. The genie promised to grant him two wishes to show his gratitude. He said, help me teach that bastard boss who often bullies me. Then, help me find the person who loves me the most. Two seconds later, the monster disappeared and his boss appeared in front of him with a black face.

She met him in a lovelorn and drunken rainy night and fell in love with him without hesitation. She cooks for him, washes clothes and takes care of the family affairs, but he just keeps looking at her faintly. Finally one day, he said to her: Don't come again, I love men. She looked shocked, threw him on the bed and said, damn it! If you didn't tell me earlier, I would pretend to be a crazy woman!

They grew up in the same yard and were childhood friends. Later, his parents got rich and sent him to Canada. He made a girlfriend abroad and told him at home that she was always in my heart. He responded coldly: Then you are happier than a bachelor like me. But he waited until he returned to China and told him: I'm getting married. Come and have a look with me. He reluctantly acquiesced, pushed open the luxurious door, but nudged him gently, apologetically saying, call mom and dad.

It was particularly cold this winter, and he rubbed his hands and thought, if only he had a pair of gloves. The next day, there was a pair of gloves in the drawer. He thought, I really want to drink hot milk tea. When he turned around, he found a steaming cup of milk tea on the table. At night, he got into the cold bed and muttered loudly: "If only someone could warm the bed ~ ~" The buddy in the upper bunk suddenly leaned his head down and scolded: "You deliberately tempted me!"

I accidentally went blind, and my girlfriend never left. Later, she had a car accident and donated her cornea to me before she died. The nurse told me that my girlfriend smiled when she left and asked me to look at the world in her eyes instead of her eyes. I just recovered my sight and opened my eyes, and tears welled up in my eyes. Everything is so familiar in the street. _ It's just that all men have one more word on their heads, either "attack" or "suffer".

"What do you want! Stay back! I have no money on me! Don't take the knife! Ah, don't open my shirt! What ... What are you doing? No ... no, take off my pants! I am a man! " "I know you are a man. Me too. "

"Brother, the handsome boy across the wall turned down a beautiful woman again today. He loves his wife very much. " "oh? Really? " "You see his wedding ring is the only' eternity' in the world! Brother, do you think there is "eternity" in this world? " "What are you thinking, little girl? You are a doctor, you don't understand ... I don't know if there is eternity in the world. I have seen another ring, one worn on the finger of the boy who failed to save people seven years ago. "

A week later, the girl took his photo and found the numerologist. "I don't know how much you love the person in the photo, but in seven days, the person closest to him will die because of him." I suggest you leave him. The numerologist said. Impossible, even if I die, I will be his bride. The girl made up her mind. Seven days later, the wedding was held as scheduled, and in the middle of the wedding reception, the chandelier of the hotel was loose-the best man pushed the groom away.

At that time, they stayed up late to make copies together, tied their hair together and stood in the sun together. On Singles Day, they stole a pair of chopsticks and ate a bowl of noodles in the canteen. When I graduated, the whole dormitory was drunk like this, lying on both sides, pretending to sleep in tears. Later, when they got married, the bride laughed at him, and the single chopsticks of the first year of college were left to the present, and the groom giggled. He cried and put a chopstick in his pocket.

Wajia himself wrote, "Brother, will you let me in?" The younger brother asked piteously. "No, no, you can't. Tell me about you and that girl first? " The younger brother listened, sipped his mouth and said with tears: "Last time you said I loved you, I asked the girl in our class how to make you not hurt. Who knows that she dragged me to the sex shop and introduced those things to me, and you just ran into her. Dude, I really have nothing to do with her. Can you stop being angry? " "What? ! "Brother flew into a rage," you should tell others about such a thing! No, you went to a sex shop! No ..... "Brother words haven't say that finish, was blocked by my brother. Let's do it first. My younger brother thought, I must make my younger brother comfortable this time!

My sister has a disappointing brother. Every time her brother gets into trouble, she scolds, "If you go on like this, I'll give you up." Later, once, my brother hit the boy in the same class, and my sister learned from this painful experience. "If this continues, no one wants to give it away!" At this moment, the beaten boy who had been silent suddenly looked up. "I want it."

After dinner. Mom: "When are you going to get married?"

Big sister: "When I find the right man."

Mom: "What do you want?" Big sister: "I got a kitchen in the hall, a house, a car and an eight-figure deposit." I don't spend money outside, I am the oldest in my family, and I feel good with a little muscle. "

Brother is frightened: "Sister, you can't leave my man alone!" " ! ! ! ! ! "

The children in the amusement park gaped at the big bear mascot of a man and a woman.

The girl was so scared that she dropped the ice cream.

The mascot pushed her away without saying a word and picked up the boy's collar.

"The boy raised his eyebrows ... Oh, this is your new part-time job? "

The bear nodded and patted the boy with his furry palm.

Boys are heartless: "Are you jealous?

Come on, cousin, say hello to this stupid bear. He is my boyfriend. "

The mobile phone vibrates, and there is new news. "Brother, I have decided to confess! Pray for me! "

He replied coldly, "Oh. Then you come. "

"I hesitated outside that guy's door for a long time, afraid to knock."

"Got the nerve to knock at the door! Dude, support you! "

"Do you think that guy will agree?"

"How should I know. I left early. "

He threw away his mobile phone, and his heart ached a little.

The mobile phone vibrates again. Please open the door, but I still dare not knock.

He is seldom late for the chess match scheduled every week.

He looked at him with a strange look and asked nothing.

. Suddenly he said:

"My son just said he would go to Holland to marry your son, so I agreed."

He paused a little and nodded.

After playing chess, both of them sat still.

Silence for a long time, he gently with a sigh:

"If we had been brave, nothing would have happened to these boys."

He smiled: "Shine on you."

Let my son play with friends in the living room,

He went into the kitchen and leaned against the refrigerator door to see the busy figure.

When two tall men crowded in, the narrow kitchen became narrower.

The lanky figure of the busy man made him unable to move his eyes.

Hold his knife hand from behind, throw away the onion in his hand,

"Don't cut it."

The person in front asked, "Why?"

Lower body near, "I am the only one who can make you cry ..."

"Get out!" Then chuckle.

. "Brother, you are in college now, and you are going to fall in love. Let me tell you some precautions. It's not shameful to like men, but remember not to fall in love with hooligans! What's more important is to fall in love with the hooligans in Shuai Shuai, and what's more terrible is to fall in love with handsome and rich hooligans! " "... elder brother, that handsome and rich rascal honked his horn downstairs again, urging you to go on a date ..." Don't fish fear crooked fish when they start fishing? !

Unable to stand his sister's pleading, he hung out with that handsome guy in the bar. "Excuse me, sir, are you single?" The man looked at the lamb carefully and smiled: "So what?" "So ... sir, would you like to date someone?" It's really embarrassing. My sister likes others but makes me say ... He is secretly annoyed. Without saying anything, the man handed over his business card and kissed the back of his hand: "Baby, remember to call." Leaving him with a stunned face, what is this situation? !

Knowing that today was his wedding night, he angrily ran to a brothel. Why play with women? I can also play with women, grandpa! While drinking and joking with a geisha, he rushed in wearing a red wedding dress and took him into his arms, frowning slightly: "How can we start without a wedding?" The guests have been waiting for you for half a day. The bride is wearing me. Don't lose your temper. Let's go and be good. "In his arms, he just opened his mouth and showed a sly smile after the trick succeeded. . . Abdominal black is affected by wood.

Out of the examination room, a boy cried like a pear in the rain. He hugged him regardless of others' eyes. He cried even more. "Mathematics is so difficult that we can't go to the same university." "Idiot, I knew you wouldn't. I didn't do the last question. " A boy next to him looked at his back and said silently, "I didn't do it either."

As soon as he entered the school gate today, the girls chattered around him. "Teacher, this dress is good ~" "Yes, it looks great ~", and he curled his lips: "Really, but my husband doesn't like it." As soon as the voice fell, a familiar male voice sounded behind him: "I didn't say I don't like your clothes, I just don't like you wearing clothes in front of me ~" = = Good morning to the principal ~ ~ "The principal said ~ ~ ~

The assistant asked weakly, "chef, you put six handfuls of pepper, seven times of mustard and eight spoonfuls of salt in this dish." Is the general manager's taste not so strong? " Is it too much? "The cook leaned his waist in one hand and poured the whole bottle of oysters into the pot in the other." Not much! "He said bitterly. ! ! "A little jealous.

He kicked open the office door angrily. "Your brother kidnapped my brother!" The handsome boy looked up from the file when he heard the sound, and the eyes behind the camera glanced at him faintly. "Can I give you a brother back?"

The college entrance examination Chinese paper cried and threw it at the entrance of the examination room to pick up its own math paper. "Math paper, they, they all scold me for bullying people by writing, and they scold me ..." Math paper looked at the little tearful person in my arms, touched the head of the Chinese paper, and said handsomely and calmly, "Good boy, see how I can help you bully them."

When he got home, he dropped his schoolbag on the ground. "Why! Why don't you tell me the answer! ! ""I'm going to be an invigilator. What do you think? " "But ... I really can't get into the exam ... ouch ... if I can't get into the exam, I'll look for it-if I can't get into a good university, I'll get into a good university ..." He wiped his tears, but he heard a man leafing through a newspaper and a weak voice. "I am raising you, what are you afraid of?"

I like him for a long time, so long that I thought it would be good to see him meet. When I saw him holding other girls intimately, I knew I couldn't do it at all. I went to the roof and saw him staring at himself. "You shouldn't be jealous ..." "Huh?" "You should be jealous. Do I have no talent for acting? Are you jealous? " "Well, I'm jealous." He looked at him in his arms with a spoiled face.

"Tonight's topic is unrequited love. You can send text messages to interact. Share the past in college! I was in charge of music programs at the radio station. Every week, there is always a boy who orders songs for the person he secretly loves. He never stops. I graduated for three years. I wonder if you have the courage to confess? I wish you happiness. " At halftime, the pilot said there was a phone call. He connected in doubt and heard a choked voice. "I confessed, do you accept it?"

In February, when the weather turned warmer, Dr. Xiao and his emperor's master sneaked out of the palace and wandered around the busy street ... Seeing a blind man setting up a stall to tell fortune, Dr. Xiao was forcibly pushed down, and the blind man leaned down and touched the outline of his face with his hand. "This face ..." "Don't be a suspense!" "It's Wangfu Lane ..." The emperor fought back a smile and whispered jokingly in his ear. "How accurate! I wanted you last April, and I became emperor in May ... Sure enough, Wang Fu! " Dr. Xiao's ears are red …

Wu Xie and his little brother just moved to a new house and held a housewarming celebration. A friend came to visit, "Hey! This TV is very good. Who chose it? " "My wife" and "This coffee table is also good. Who chose it? " "My wife" "The red lacquer wood cabinet looks good. Who chose it? " "My wife" "What did you choose here?" Little brother glanced at the busy innocence and said "my wife"! My wife ~~ ~

Every time he cuts his hair in the barber shop downstairs, it is contradictory. Although the barber is handsome, his workmanship is really poor. Finally, once he couldn't help it. "Well, can you have a good haircut ..." Suddenly, his mouth became hot. "I'm not at ease that you are so handsome and don't be my boyfriend."

After graduation, he pretended to leave a relaxed message on his blog: "Dude, if you fall in love in the future, remember to show me the object." The other party only replied two words: "no", my heart sank and my computer screen was blurred with tears. Our relationship ... is like this. Just thinking, another reply: "You can take a selfie."

Both of them lived upstairs and downstairs since childhood. The downstairs will rush upstairs and shout "Hello! Throw me a book! " "good!" "ah! I'm late for class! Hurry up! " "good!" When they were all grown up, the downstairs rushed upstairs and shouted, "Hey! Stay with me! " "good! ... wait, wait, wait ! "The disaster of conditioned reflex, plus the whole floor has heard it, and he is not good at going back on his word upstairs, and he has been cheated for a lifetime.

"Mom, I'm going to work." "good! Hey, who's that man? " Take a quick look at "Oh, the company arranged to pick up my driver". After getting on the bus, "Which driver looks as handsome as me?" Huh? "The boy was surprised." Did you ... did you hear that? ""What do you say? "The man whispered in his ear." Next time I introduce my mother-in-law, I have to tell the truth. "The boy blushed and stammered." In fact, it's good for you to be my exclusive driver ... "

"What am I to you?" He buried his head in his boyfriend's chest and said coquetry. "You are my sleeping pill." "How am I sleeping pills! ? "He opened his eyes wide and looked up to ask questions. "Because then I can eat you before I go to bed." The boyfriend smiled cunningly and bullied him.

He kicked open the office door angrily. "Your brother kidnapped my brother!" The handsome boy looked up from the file when he heard the sound, and the eyes behind the camera glanced at him faintly. "Can I give you a brother back?"

Wu Xie has a fever and his cheeks are red. He was lying in bed, tugging at Zhang Qiling's skirts, whining and begging, "Little brother ... I think ..." The string in Zhang Qiling's mind suddenly broke, and a hungry wolf pounced on Wu Xie and wiped it clean. Afterwards, Wu Xie was hoarse and wanted to cry: "Little brother … I mean … I want to drink water …" (Little brother, how hungry are you? ! )

They grew up in the yard around the bamboo horse. Later, his parents got rich and sent him to Canada. He made a girlfriend abroad and told him at home: God, I can't stop thinking about her. He responded coldly: Then you are happier than a bachelor like me. But he waited until he returned to China and told him: I'm getting married. Come and have a look with me. Feeling uncomfortable, he acquiesced and pushed open the luxurious door, but he nudged it gently and said angrily, Call Mom and Dad.

"Minifiction can change the theme? Why are they all rotten? " "Like what?" Friendship? "It will become love." "suspense?" "The original male 1 love male 2." "Officialdom?" "Male 1 is corrupt for male 2." "Murder?" "Man 1 Kill Man 2 and stay with him forever." "... yes! Family! ""Isn't it more horrible to have a big fight between father and son? " "... forget it ... who will attack us today? "

He lost his memory after the car accident. I don't remember who I am, much less who that teenager is. The young man is not excited when he knows. At least, he's alive. The young man takes good care of him, and even the nurses say that the young man is a good brother. In the evening, he looked at the young man and sighed: "You can be so calm in the bridge of amnesia, I pretend to be bored." The young man looked up at him silently and squeezed him hard: "pretend to be your sister!" " "

"Teacher Zhu, are you off work?" "So, what do you want me to do?" "I ... send you ... send some sugar." "Just got married? Congratulations! " "Ah ~ well ... sort of!" "Yes! Lao Zhao, what do you mean, Gangzi was my favorite student, and together with Chen Gonggu's third child, he went abroad that year. Oh, where did they go? Holland? " "Well, that's what you eat!"

After a sex, he lay in a man's arms and asked, "Well, how did you decide to confess to me?" The man paused and replied, "Remember once when we were walking on the road, did you see a Xiao Qiang screaming and jumping on me?" "Then you think I'm weak and protective?" "... before we met, I saw you crush a cockroach with your bare hands. ”"..."

He smiled and asked the angry man, "What do you want from me?" "It took me four hours!" "How can I put it?" "... it took me three hours to find out that I really fell in love with you ... and an hour to struggle whether to tell you ..." He interrupted him. "It took me four years. It took me three years to make myself strong and one year to make you fall in love with me. I loved you for four years. You say, how are you going to compensate me? " "... how about being with you all my life" (I don't know what to say ...)

Fatty, go find Wu Xie. To the store for a long time, little brother to hold Wu Xie down. Naive, what happened to your waist? Wu Xie glared at the people around him with a prominent vertebral shoulder flap! Fat man: Gee, it's all senile diseases … Naively, you should exercise more … My silent little brother suddenly interjected: I exercise every night, and the more I exercise, the more serious it becomes …

After ten years of hard work, he laid the world for him. Shake and drink the wine he gave me, you can't keep me. But he was held in his arms: "I also drank a glass of wine, Queen, it's time for bed."

"Are you coming back today?" "The company has something to do." "But ..." "Good boy, hang up." "..." Putting down the phone, he remembered the last time he saw him buy a tie with another man, and he couldn't help feeling sour: Has his love stopped? He was eating jiaozi with tears in his eyes, and the fog in the bowl made him unable to see the person in front of him. "Dear, I'm back. This is a surprise. Look, does the tie I picked out for you look good? "

The doctor glanced at the man opposite. "What's the matter?" "Arrhythmia." The doctor is really going to lift the table, this is the tenth fucking time! But he still held back: "When did it start?" "When I saw the doctor you." "I depend, then you won't be fine if you don't come to see me?" "But when I can't see you, I will have difficulty breathing." "Yes!" The doctor put down his pen. "I seem to be fucking infected by you ..."

The young man loved him for many years, but he knew there was no intersection between them. Last Yuan Festival, ten thousand lanterns, he dared to play dumb. With his connivance, he traveled together all night. At the willow tip by the river, he unbuttoned his clothes. The young man was uneasy, but he bowed his head and his eyebrows were gentle. You only know that you are wandering behind me, but you don't know that I have been waiting for you for three years. I'm waiting for you to stand up and talk to him.

After quarreling with the boss, he stormed out of the office. The street was so dark that even a taxi could not be stopped. "Don't move, put your hands up." The man froze and obeyed. After waiting for a long time, nothing happened. The man turned around, his lips were roughly pinched, and his hands began to wander around. His eyes are his boss's domineering eyebrows. "How can I punish you if you can't even hear my voice?" 」

That day, I was walking in the street, talking to my best friend about who was attacked by the two men in front. "That blue coat must have been affected." The word "bitter" was too loud, and Blue turned his head and said, "You are bitter, and your whole family is bitter!" The one next to him said to him, "Daughter-in-law, don't get excited. Everyone is talking about being fat and thin. "

"Teacher, how do you solve this problem?" "Teacher, I lost my wallet. Can I have dinner with you at noon? " "Teacher, there is no one at home tonight. Please take me in for one night. " "Teacher, don't go. I can do anything. Think about it ~ "The man finally broke out. "Are you full?" Put on your high school uniform and repeat how you seduced me ten years ago. ! I think you are under a lot of pressure! "

Looking at the customer's name on the bill of lading, the beautiful salesgirl secretly encouraged the man who was leaving. "Wait a minute, Mr. Zhu, are you married?" The man frowned. She said, "A fortune teller once said that my future partner's surname is Zhu, which is rare, so …" She bowed her head shyly. The man smiled and said, "My name is not Zhu. This is a suit made by my wife. I got it for him. "

"Grandpa, help me blow a sugar man ~ I'd better watch!" The old man under the eaves smiled. "Good luck ~" After a while, the old man finished eating and handed it to the boy. "Take it well ~" The boy was very happy. "oh! This person is really beautiful! " Listening to the cheers of the children, the old man smiled lazily and looked at the sugar man with gentle eyes. Suddenly there was a complaint behind him, "dead old man, you used my young appearance as a template again!" " "

Every time he cuts his hair in the barber shop downstairs, it is contradictory. Although the barber is handsome, his workmanship is really poor. Finally, once he couldn't help it. "Well, can you have a good haircut ..." Suddenly, his mouth became hot. "I'm not at ease that you are so handsome and don't be my boyfriend."

When my brother pushed the door and came in, he was reading with great interest. As soon as he entered the door, he shouted, "Brother, sister has gone too far and wants you to go! What will you do if you are tired? Brother, whatever she says, don't pay attention to her! " My brother was so calm that he didn't look up and said, "What? Afraid I'll fight back Late! " My brother was shocked to hear the news, strode forward, grabbed the book in his hand and tried to convince him with courtesy and affection. He happened to see several big characters on the cover of the book in his hand: "How to be the one above". My brother jumped wildly and said nervously, "Brother, is this from my sister?" You ... "Words haven't say that finish, was interrupted by my brother. My brother looked up and said, "Brother, you know that my brother has always been smart, and he can learn everything as soon as he learns. Last time it was an accident, this time it was ... take a bath, clean up, and wait for me! " Say that finish, patted his brother on the shoulder, and went out, leaving a face of lost brother. At the corner outside the door, my sister smiled while covering her mouth. Brother smelly, dare to bully me, and you will be finished!

Bang. . . Bang. . . Bang. . . . . The crack of a whip.

"Elder brother, you say or not? Ah? " Bang. . . Bang. . . "Say or not?"

"That's enough, blue brother. I just had dinner with the landlord. Are you still smoking pillows there? Don't you feel a pain in your hand? "

"But, but, he touched your hand, I saw it, you two must have something! ! "

"Disinfection, you touch the back, hey hey. . . Ok, go, go to bed ... "

"damn it! I'm attacking! It's an attack Even if people recite a little, they are still in pain ... but God, you can't be so cruel! I forgot one. Three? You want me dead! ? "Someone shouted at the sky from the balcony," click "a certain part of someone seems to be seriously injured. Looking up at the sky, someone pressed a certain part of him, "ahhh! I can't stand it! Every day! I can't live! Damn it! I want to run away from home and run away from home! " A silver-haired man came out, silently put his arm around someone's waist and gently helped him press "Are you going to run away from home?" Some people's eyes are full of tears. "No, nothing ..." Oh, my God! You are cruel, wait for me. ...

The prime minister's face sank and stared at the gorgeous young man in front of him. Isn't your highness seeking pleasure from the old lady? The old man has no daughter, only one son! "Prince don't worry not angered, smiled" is your son. Your son, two of a kind, I still hope Master Xiang will come true. However, speaking of why Master Xiang only has one son ... Ah, my father forced you not to ... I want to give your son an birthright. "

In the first year, the leader of the Demon Sect met the Hero for the first time. The man drew his sword in awe and sneered, "hypocrite." The next year, he was defeated by the sword of the Great Xia and begged for mercy. The man didn't kill him. He sneered: "Still a gentleman." In the third year, he was possessed and almost died. The man tried his best to save him. He frowned slightly: "What a gentleman." In the tenth year, he woke up in the morning and was sore all over. He gritted his teeth and cursed the people by the bed: "You are a gentleman in vain!" " "

Wulin factions besieged the Demon Sect, and the leader of the Demon Sect fought fiercely with the Wulin leader 100 round, but was defeated and jumped off the cliff. The leader chased him with a sword and jumped off the cliff. Since then, there has been no demon king in the Jianghu, and the leader is gone forever. Everyone sighed and set up a monument to praise the work. Ten years later, two men in cloth passed by this monument. One said angrily, "You have a monument! I lost! " Another person smiled: "I have a monument, and you have me, so it's all yours-you earned it." Go hand in hand.

"Abbot, when on earth will you marry me?" "Teacher, you and I are both monks, how can we ..." "If you don't marry me, I'll kill this stubborn old man at once! ! ""MLGB, old thief! Don't you dare touch him, I will fight with you! "

When I was one year old, your son took my diaper. When I was ten years old, your boy robbed my transformers. When I was twenty years old, you stole my dream girl who had been crying for years. At the age of thirty, I finally found a ruined temple and became a monk. You dead cow nose actually robbed the land and changed it into a Taoist temple! Wow, this life is almost impossible! . . . Oh, forget it, don't scratch the old woman's tongue!

He is a pervert. Although I am not close to my brother, I like to watch him take a bath since I was a child.

Silently watching my brother change from mini JJ to semi-finished JJ. It was not until one day that he found that his mother had replaced bathroom door with a small hole that he had to stop this behavior.

At night, he stood in a daze in front of the brand-new door sadly. However, I saw my brother bring tools with a straight face, drilled a hole in the door in front of him, and then turned around and smiled.

But he didn't know that there was still a word in his brother's heart: "When I 18 years old, your ass will die."

He looks very gentle, but he is actually a pervert who likes to touch girls' butts on the bus.

One day, he continued to commit crimes, but was firmly grasped by a powerful hand. The other is a high school student, with a handsome face and a uniform. His smile was frighteningly cold: "Uncle, are you going to enter the police station like this?"

He shook his head in a panic, did not dare to move, and pleaded in a low voice: "Please don't give me my game, please ... my future will be ruined."

Handsome high school students were silent for a while before slowly saying, "Yes."

"Thank you, thank you ..."

"But let me touch you.

"You can only touch me in the future."

He is 3 1 year old and loves children. He often squatted at the gate of the primary school, watching the children coming and going, silently sprouting. )

Today, I was still squatting silently, and my back collar was suddenly pulled up: "That's enough! Can you be more abnormal? How old are you? " . He looked back at the handsome guy who pulled himself, glanced at his mouth and said, "Don't you look at them?" You are not my type. Go away. "

The young man sneered, and his beautiful eyebrows provoked him: "You NND stole Lao Zi from 6 years old to 16 years old, and now you say that I am not your type? It's already late. "

"What are you doing! Put me down! "

"What are you doing? Go home and fuck you. "

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