Joke Collection Website - Blessing messages - Wake up greeting

Wake up greeting

2, it's dawn, urge the pig to get up, the breeder comes to see the pig, and the pig is still in bed!

3. What are you doing? Still sleeping? I got up early and had nothing to do. By the way, I'll wake you up to pee! !

4. The cock crows, the alarm clock rings, stretch, get up, wife!

5, wife, I think ... You're up, the sun is shining!

6. The sun shines in the sky, the flowers smile at me, and the birds say morning, get up, my darling?

7. I ask the sun to shed happy sunshine on you every day. I ask the moon to give you a sweet dream every day. Wish you all the best!

8. I will give you 50 million yuan today: happy, healthy, safe and smooth, think of me at any time.

9. We are all pests, we are all lazy ... We are all lazy ... Get up! Get up lazy. ...

10, I miss you when I wake up, and send messages at will. How are you? I wish you a good mood every day.

1 1, a greeting, a wish, a string of blessings, I hope there will always be happiness in your heart …

12, May a greeting bring you a new mood and a blessing bring you a new starting point.

13, get up and bring you my sincere greetings in the morning!

14. In the garden of my heart, I collect golden flowers, and I will give you the brightest one as my greeting. Hello!

15, you will be happy one day when you receive blessings in the morning, and one year when you receive blessings in the spring; It's morning and spring. I send my blessing to you and I will be happy for you every second.

16, good morning, dear friend, I feel the air is so fresh all day!

17, good morning, a beam of sunshine shines on you. I wish you happiness every day. Go to the God of Wealth's home and your dream will come true. You won the lottery today and will take office tomorrow. All my friends' wishes are sincere.

18, get up in the morning, look at each other, look in the mirror, fat, wow! The spirit is really cool, and I have lost a few pounds. It's good. Only in this way can there be hope. I play music so loudly that I can't stop, like Niu Wangmo.

19. Open your eyes and give you a gentle blessing. May it bring you health, good luck and happiness every minute. I hope you have a nice day!

20. Dear families with difficulties in getting up, it took you 13 minutes 14 seconds to get up this time, beating 10% of primary and secondary school students in China. If you want to get up faster, please reply to the alarm clock service.