20 17 Chinese Valentine's Day humorous rhyme

In addition to flowers, decorations and a sumptuous dinner, there are humorous jingles on Valentine's Day. The following is the humorous jingle of Valentine's Day 20 17 that I compiled for you. Welcome to reading.

20 17 Chinese Valentine's Day humorous rhyme

There are three important days in this world, the day when you are there touches the heartstrings; On that day there, I was no longer lonely in joy; On the day when "I" and "you" become "us", they will be happy forever.

Your happiness is exclusively sponsored by me: your pain is exclusively borne by me; I monopolize your happiness; I only accept your thoughts: your temper, I only bear: your life, I only accompany.

I am your coat in cold weather, your medicine when you catch a cold, and I never speak ill of it. As long as you need me, I am your support when you are sad, a smile in a short message and a hug when you are happy. I want you to know that fairy tales are also proud of us!

Thank God I met you, you know? Meeting you is my greatest happiness. Meeting you is my eternal happiness. May you stay in my heart forever. May I receive your sunshine and rain every day, be strong and brave. I love you!

Clouds go to the wind and hide at the other end of the mountain; You go, I go, I can't help holding hands; Love also goes, and the boat swings on the water; Feed the cantaloupe, and the sweetness will enter your heart. Baby, love tiger oil!

I accidentally bumped into you, I arranged it; I like you unconsciously, not intentionally; It is my sincerity to fall in love with you wholeheartedly; It is my pleasure to serve you wholeheartedly; But having you in my life is what I want most!

The dream of birds is to fly freely; The pig's dream is to become strong; Fish's dream is to swim in the ocean; What's your dream? A basket of straw: lay eggs in it!

You are the most beautiful person I know. Your chubby figure is very cute. Everyone knows the habit of eating meat. Your thrifty personality deserves praise. But there is no need to lick the rice in the bowl every time.

Today I invented a gas that people all over the world want. This gas is colorless and has an unpleasant smell of copper. I can make my mother-in-law laugh, buy a luxury villa, marry the most beautiful bride and give you money.

That day, I was about to go to the zoo to see orangutans, and you came. I told you my arrangement politely, but I didn't expect you to turn your back and shout. Didn't you see I was right in front of you? You should go to the zoo.

Fill your happiness with a spool, punish your troubles with a note, calculate your wealth with countless sons, erase your sadness with a whiteboard, and witness your future with red. I wish you peace in the southeast and northwest, and get rich in spring, summer, autumn and winter!

Spring Festival travel rush Peak, student, buy a ticket: Do you have a ticket from Beijing to Shanghai? Don't! Do you have a standing ticket? Yes! Take one! Not for you! Why? It is stipulated that students are not allowed to go home standing this Spring Festival.

20 17 Tanabata Valentine's Day funny jingle

I like you, but I never said it. I don't know if you are like me. My inferiority makes me afraid to speak, and I am willing to wait. This kind of waiting is suffering and torture, but because I like you, I feel happy.

You have a smart and beautiful face. It always gives people a warm feeling. It's very kind of you to always use others as tools. Is it fun? Good friends! I hope you won't live to see the sun in the next century. Who made me fall in love with you?

It takes a day to wait for a sunrise; It takes January to wait for the full moon; It takes a year to wait for a flower to bloom; It takes a lifetime to wait for "love you forever". Dear, I will put up with your life.

You ask me: Where is love? I answer you gently with my heart: love is in clouds, love is in stones, love is in all visible objects; Love is in dreams, love is in hopes, and love you all day and night!

Time has built a house, concern is the bright window, trust is the wall, understanding is the tile, loyalty is the beam, and our love is the lamp that illuminates this room. Dear, thank you for giving me a warm home.

Your eyelashes are slightly upturned, playing a beautiful melody, and your mouth is slightly upturned, depicting a confident and lovely smile. Dear, your charm in every detail is the pursuit of my love, and I love you.

I miss blowing in the wind and thinking of your face. It's comfortable and cozy, but those things are over. You are no longer with me, and occasionally there are some lonely ripples. I really want to say: I will think of you in my life without you.

I can't hold your hand, but I feel your tenderness. I can't see your face, but I can remember your smile. I want to see you, but I often dream. I want to say I love you, but only in my heart! At this moment, I really miss you.

I believe I love you, blindfolded to you, full of love in the dark * * * With a pair of eyes, I will continue to love you and piece myself together. All the good and bad pasts in my life seem to be waiting for me to meet you!

It's hard to love you without asking for anything! I love you, but I'm so tired of sneaking around! Love you, but it breaks your heart, so miserable! But willingly, so silly! But I can be sure: I really love you!

There are not enough words to express my love for you, there are not enough ways to express my concern for you, there are not enough spring nights to accompany you, there are not enough bright mornings and warm nights, and I miss you infinitely!

I can't hide from your sight and your emotional pursuit. I always hope to hold your hand through the clouds. Let time show off in front of me, I love you forever, dear, let's go hand in hand!

At this moment, make a vow to love you forever; Say love is the same as thinking of you; Sing your feelings and miss you every day; Write down a promise and fall in love with each other. I just want to say to you: our love is destined to last forever!

Time is ruthless, people are affectionate, and I keep thinking about you. Although I can't see you every day, I miss you every minute. Send a message to chat with you and pick up this bridge, so I can't see you every day. I have to say I miss you. I miss you every day.

When you are alone, you are free but lonely; When I am alone, I am chic but miss it; I'm happy when I'm alone, but no one shares it? Only when I miss you will I feel sweet and warm. Dear, I miss you, and I love you more!

There are birds in the vast blue sky, branches in the vast earth, mandarin ducks in the clear lake, and only that lovely you in my heart. Dear, I wish you happiness every day.

Flowers are the smiles of the earth, white clouds are the smiles of the sky, water drops are the smiles of the sea, footprints are the smiles of growth, and I laugh when I think of you. A busy day has passed, dear. Sweet dreams!

The dolphin wanted to give the angel a kiss, but the kiss was too high. The angel wanted to kiss the dolphin, but the sea was too deep. I want to give you a hug, but it is too far away from you. I can only send you a short message. I miss you.

20 17 recommendation of humorous limericks for Valentine's Day on Tanabata

I was lucky recently and won the lottery. I'll give you some, just 40 million. Must be safe, happy, healthy and happy. I have saved money for you? Ji Zhao? The bank is open, and the password is: You can take it anytime!

The tortoise invited the rabbit to race. Rabbit: Your ancestors used a loophole to hit us once, so don't think about it. The tortoise throws out a hundred-dollar bill: this is your appearance fee! The rabbit immediately smiled: tortoise, I will run as you say.

Some words have been buried in my heart for a long time, and I give up every time because I can't find a suitable reason. There is really no way! I am so kind to tell you: it's hot, be careful of heatstroke!

They say that an inch of money can't buy an inch of time. Well, I'll throw caution to the wind today. I want to sell you all my time in exchange for all your money. Don't refuse, I am willing, get the money ready, and I will find time to come to you this afternoon!

My family name is me, my name is Love You, I miss you, my name is Understanding You, my scientific name is Love You, my nickname is Miss You, my book name is Dream You, my pen name is Love You, and my nickname is Chasing You. Hey hey? My real name is teasing you!

With your appearance, we will not be short of three and one. With your birth, we won't envy others as couples. With you, we will have a constant goal in life: playing mahjong!

Laugh every day, worry about running away; Family hug, life is emotional; Put aside trivial matters and have a good sleep; Count the money, no matter how much. Look down on the gains and losses and be happy!

Free travel is not a daydream. Let me help you realize this dream. Participate in free activities. The activity time is set for tonight. Please eat and drink enough. When you wake up tomorrow morning, a map of the world is under you!

If you are sad, let your worries jump off the building. If there is no money, let the price dive. If you do enough, you can jump ship. Sad, you can go dancing. You can practice long jump when you are tired. Narrow, can go to the high jump. You can jump rope after work. Bored, you can play checkers. If you are superstitious, you can jump. Depressed, you can go skydiving. Happy, you have a heartbeat!

One is persistence, two is sincerity, mixed with three is confusion, four is pity, plus five money tears, six two tenderness, seven cups of romance, eight points of love for fire, nine tests, and it is a perfect fruit.

A passenger took a nap in the last row of the bus. Suddenly braking suddenly, he rolled and climbed into the driver's seat. He stood up and glared at the driver. Seeing that a quarrel was about to happen, the passenger said to the driver, master, what do you want with me?

In this world, you are the most amazing; Beat you and don't fight back, scold you and cry; I don't pay attention to food and shelter, I don't wear clothes in winter and summer, I live in circles all day, I'm not impatient or anxious, I'm rich and I can read text messages. I like you best in the animal kingdom!