Laugh heartily and tell a humorous joke.

1. The power is out at home. I kept coming in and making frequent appearances to solve the lighting problem.

When I left my hometown, people in the village could never drink a well water again.

I went to see a doctor, and the doctor frowned when he felt my pulse. I was surprised and asked the doctor, how is my pulse? The doctor gave me a look, shook his head and said, ugly!

4. What does it mean to do the right thing with the right person? Go to the vegetable market to buy food, follow my aunt, and after her fierce counter-offer, you say, boss, I want two kilograms, too.

Before he died, Yugong called his son to the bed and said with all his strength, "Move the mountain! Move mountains! " Son: "shiny?"

6. My son came home trembling: "Dad, I only got 60 points in the exam today". Dad is very angry: "Don't call me dad next time you fail the exam!" " "The next day, my son came back:" I'm sorry, brother! " "

7. I was hospitalized for infusion last week, and the time to play mobile games passed quickly. When I looked up and saw the bottom of the bottle, I suddenly panicked and shouted, "waiter, it's full!" "

8. Being cheated on the Internet 1300 yuan. I went to the police, and the police said that the case would not be filed for less than 2,000 yuan, so I immediately dialed 700 yuan to the liar's account.

9. With real-name registration system, there are obviously fewer fraudulent text messages and phone calls, and scammers finally know that I am a poor man who can't cheat anything.

10, received an error message "Wang Ju, please do this!" I silently returned a bank card number and concealed my merits and reputation.