Interesting SMS of Singles Day

1, I am single, and no one has visited me. The object I once had a crush on is married, and the children can call me uncle. Think about your mood, and it will be blocked. I will send you a text message to complain. Singles Day is coming, I wish you and I can find happiness!

It doesn't matter that I am a bachelor. I don't remember my past life. I don't give gifts on Singles Day. I just send messages on my mobile phone. I wish you a happy and sweet Singles Day.

3, I am single, I am worried! I am full of a hungry family; I am a bachelor. What's my hurry? Well, I'm not tired of the whole family; I am a bachelor. What am I afraid of? I can't let the whole family suffer if I am happy. Happy Singles Day!

I am an innocent bachelor. Bamboo stick: I am an unyielding bachelor. Noodles: I am a soft bachelor. Fried dough sticks: I am a tortured bachelor. 1 1 Lu: I am a popular bachelor. Happy Singles Day!

5. I am a hardcore. After more than 20 years of tempering, I finally became an iron needle. Unfortunately, I'm still single. Today, I sent a message I hope everyone can help me thread the needle and let me find the other half. Finally, I wish you a happy singles day!

6. I am a wandering bachelor. Every time I stay, I rent a house for a living and have no fixed place to live. Since I met you, I really want to have a home, a home with you. Singles' Day, please take me home if you like!

7. I received reliable news: In order to celebrate Singles Day, all handsome guys like you will be given priority by Singles Day Command to assign you a beautiful woman as a girlfriend. Opportunity knocks but once. Hurry up!

I hope you can take the lead in love and fall in love with your other half at first sight. Strive for "One" to be a blockbuster, and make a clean break with single life and "One". Happy Singles Day!

9. I like eating noodles, drawing gouache, fishing, writing with pencils, shoelaces, striped clothes, zebras and stick insects. Singles' Day is coming. Wish you a happy holiday.

10, I have never been patronized. The object I once had a crush on is married, and the children can call me uncle. Think about your mood, and it will be blocked. I will send a text message to complain about you. Singles' Day is here. I wish you and I can find happiness!

1 1, I know, the sky is high, waiting for my tall dream, I know, the sea is vast, waiting for my broad dream, I know, my heart is empty, waiting for you to fill it, Happy Singles Day.

12, anonymous: a bachelor comes out, a top three; Brilliant, lacking an object; Open and aboveboard, live happily; You are the only one who glorifies your ancestors; Brilliant, fashionable and romantic. May your troubles slip away and your life be more beautiful on Singles Day.

13, Anonymous: Take off your clothes on Singles' Day, don't just talk but don't practice, teach you to take off your clothes: take off your marriage, emotional prison, mask, happiness and grandchildren. Don't take it off again. You are wearing less clothes. Happy Singles Day!

14, I think 165438+ 10/0/month1both sides are paired, which is not in line with the bleak atmosphere of Singles Day. June 1 65438+1October1,I squinted at another couple over there, which suddenly increased Leng Yan's temperament.

15, dancing nunchakus11.11Singles Day is coming. One by one, you should be free to be a bachelor. 11.11Singles Day: Happy Singles Day!

16, where is the daughter-in-law? Ask about Sky Wine. I don't know how the gods in heaven live today. I want to dig a corner, but I am afraid of being discovered. How cold a bachelor is, how can he have a family when he can't sleep alone Singles' Day, Happy Singles' Day!

17, to welcome Singles Day, the organization asked me to tell you: we should speed up the development of feelings, consolidate the foundation of love, implement the marriage system, create a world of two people, and make unremitting efforts to create a new life!

18, it rains and snows, just take care of yourself. Singles' Day, Valentine's Day and Happy Holidays. I wish you good health, a happy mood and an early lover!

19, the reality is a little helpless, and the feelings are still blank. Just waiting for true love and being single. If nothing happens, fate will come sooner or later. The flower of true love is in full bloom, and true love is infinitely wonderful. Pray for bachelor friends to get love irrigation early!

20. I want to confess to you how helpless I am; I want to tell you how much I want to live. Singles' Day is coming. In this heartbreaking festival, I want to tell myself that being single is not shameful.

2 1. In this feast of Singles Day, every reveler has a kind of helplessness in his heart. If possible, there are 1000, 10 thousand. I want to say "Happy Singles' Day". Happiness is not a bachelor …

Since we are so tight, let's share some festivals with you: I celebrate Lantern Festival, Double Ninth Festival, Youth Day, Children's Day, Valentine's Day, Singles Day, Mid-Autumn Festival, Cold Food Festival, Dragon Boat Festival and Tomb-Sweeping Day.

23. It doesn't matter whether we are single or not. We don't remember our past life. We don't give gifts on Singles Day. We only use mobile phones to send messages. We bless each other. My blessing will accompany you. I wish you a happy and sweet singles day!

24. Farewell is not separation, and it is never eternal; Care is not a requirement, entanglement is not sincere; Like is not a lover, single is single. Today is Singles Day, I wish you a happy single life!

25, buy 2 fried dough sticks to eat in the morning; Take the bus to and from work11; 1 1 eat on time 1 1: invite four bachelors to play mahjong in the evening, and only four are Hu; Go to bed on time at night11:0011. Happy Singles Day!

26. I used to be sad and helpless, and I used to be sad and confused. The past is like a cloud, and the past is indifferent like a dream. Singles day, single, or a person, waiting for you to take care of me, I hope to have your company next year!

27, the battle is about to begin, please get ready. Combat weapon: I shot a gun two months ago and had a good time. Combat target: single men, women and children. Combat code: naked action. Fighting time: Singles Day.

28. Stand still, now is the moment to witness the miracle. Start at once: spread your feet to shoulder width and hold your mobile phone in your right hand over your head. Ok, now I am screaming: Give me a girl, I am single!

29. Find your own happiness and embrace a bright tomorrow. A person is God's test for you, and happiness is the final conclusion! Happy Singles' Day, I believe that love is in the future one day.

30. This year, everything is streaking, getting married is popular, streaking is popular on the street, chatting online is popular, and streaking is popular at home. We are also following the fashion. Singles' Day is coming, I'll send you a "streaking" blessing message!

3 1. Sincerity and frankness come from nature, and sincere blessings come from simplicity. We are friends, and blessing can be simple. You are single, straightforward and unnatural. Time flies and we are eager to see it. When should we hold the wedding reception? Hurry up! Happy Singles Day!

32. A real bachelor dares to face up to the bleak love, to face up to the incomplete life, to laugh at the affair, to resist the temptation of forbidden fruit, and to tolerate our overwhelming harassment! Happy Singles Day!

33. Marriage advertisement: gender: male, hobby: female, specific requirements: height is not limited, as long as it is not Yico Zeng; Fat or thin, as long as it's not Li Gang's father. Interested parties contact with the secret code, the secret code: Happy Singles Day!

34, the marriage program is on fire, and it is difficult to find a partner. There are too many matchmakers, so it is difficult to find a partner. The gap between the rich and the poor is widening, making it difficult to find a partner. Open-minded about sex makes it difficult to find a partner. There are so many love stories that it is difficult to find someone. Happy Singles Day.

35, only envy the mandarin duck, and only you can solve the complex in your heart. Chopsticks can't be immune to themselves, and the two are closely related. The road of life is long, and the past life has been repaired. It's cold and cold, so I miss your company. Singles' Day, you are never old!

36, Singles Day, if you sneeze in the morning, it means that the person you secretly love misses you at night; If you sneeze at noon, it means that the person you like misses you in the morning. If you sneeze in the afternoon, forget it. You have a cold!

37. Singles Day confession: 23 years old, extraordinary skills. At the age of seven, I can recite poems, and at the age of eight, I have money. So far, there are no wives and concubines, and the holiday is embarrassing. I want to find a woman to hold our hands. Please help each other and fulfill our wishes.

38. Singles Day has arrived, send a text message to remind: If it is Bai Gujing, the requirements should be lowered; If there are leftover women, find a boyfriend quickly; If you are a tram, learn to relax; If you are an otaku, walk more and communicate more. Come on, find a partner!

39. Singles Day is coming. SMS to remind you: Singles Day is still ten days away. Single friends need to find someone quickly. Men should strive to be "naked" and women should strive to be "blind". The day of "recovery" is no longer coming. Singles' Day is coming!

40. Singles Day is coming, and it's not bad to be a bachelor with someone. It's good to be single. A person can eat enough for the whole family, save money and space, and go out more conveniently and carefree. Single don't complain, take this opportunity to play more.

4 1, the sky is gray and the fields are vast. Don't hesitate when you are lonely and upset. Love light, love light, depression and loneliness. Don't be disappointed, don't be depressed, friends' wishes are the best. Happy Singles Day!

42. The sky is gray and wild, and there is nowhere to talk at night. Love light, love drought, even the legendary Cang Lang; Left hesitates, right disappoints, single and expecting the bride. Send a text message to discuss: buddy, introduce a girlfriend!

43. It's cold. It's time to get married and warm the bed. My parents are old and want to have grandchildren. Brother already has a wife, so don't forget to remind him of you. Haha, I hope your last Singles' Day is happy!

44. If the sky is a great responsibility to the people of Sri Lanka, we must first satisfy their wishes. It's not that God doesn't help us, but that God trusts us and has a great responsibility. It's a long way to go, Xiu Yuan. It's us!

45. The weather is very cold. Is the seasonal mood out of control? Boredom, temporary happiness short circuit? Loneliness, accidents, depression? Do you feel lonely passively on Singles Day? It's okay, I'm thinking about you! I wish you happiness!

46. It's getting cold! 11.11Singles Day is here! Warm reminder: take care of your husband! The warmth of the wife is good! Hold fast to the couple! Single comrades, please protect yourself! Happy holidays!

47. The weather turned cold and prices soared. In order to save money and respond to a low-carbon life, singles should hurry to find a partner, and those who have a partner should stop fooling around. Singles' Day is coming, I hope all bachelors will become nunchakus!

48. The weather is getting colder and Singles Day is coming. If you want to keep warm, you must first take off your order, find a partner, embrace the cold, it will be cold in winter, your heart will be warm, and the temperature will drop again, so you can keep out the cold and be happy and sweet in pairs!

49, the weather turns cold, it's time to marry a wife and warm the bed. My parents are old and want to have grandchildren. Brother already has a wife, so don't forget to remind him of you. Haha, I hope your last Singles' Day is happy!

50. It's going to rain. Ants say they are going to move. Butterflies are in love. Swallows are engaged. Kittens are busy getting married. Hens are laying eggs. What are you doing wandering around alone? Happy Singles Day! Heh ~

5 1, the sky is the companion, the stars are the companion, the earth is the companion, the horse is the companion, the wind is the companion, it is refreshing and comfortable, the rain is the companion, the wise man is at large, you are the companion, no regrets, dear, today's Singles' Day, I hope we will no longer be lonely and love you.

52. Have you ever heard of Husband's Day and Wife's Day? I don't think so. It is better to be single. You can celebrate Singles Day. Even so, I hope you can find a beloved, beloved, and bid farewell to being single. Happy Singles Day!

53. I heard that you have been doing well recently! How comfortable it is to have children around your knees and a wife to take care of you! Do you remember that I am an old friend who is still single? Singles Day is coming again. Don't forget to send me a message to bless me!

54, take off the "light" agent, the gospel of the majority of men, women and children, the first choice for travel, with courage to reconcile, with sincere agitation, with sweet romance as a guide, in the Super Singles Day, you can get a good marriage.

55, the secret of "light": active but not passive, pay attention to the timing of movement, you can be impulsive, you can also be eager to move, don't sit still, let TA break your heart! Singles' Day is coming. If you want to get rid of "light", your heart must act.

56. Getting rid of "light" is a glorious and great cause. We should have the excellent quality of submit to humiliation, the spirit of dynasty, the amazing spirit of self-restraint and the spirit of entertaining ourselves. May you take off your "light" early on Singles Day.

57. If you are naked, tell those who are not naked how to be naked. If you are not naked, tell those who want to be naked. It is better to tell those who are naked not to be naked than to tell those who are naked not to be naked. Singles' Day, don't be dizzy if you don't believe it. Have fun.

58, undressing trick, the first trick, the advantage of the first month, look around; The second trick, stalking and beating, appeared on the occasion with her; The third measure: brazen, not shy and bold confession; I wish you a trick to defeat the enemy on Singles Day!

59, undressing coup: wear two cotton-padded jackets, meet an ice beauty, take off a cotton-padded jacket to cover her body; Give a dog a tail flower. She wears flowers and you wag her tail. She can't stand such a kind gesture! Just kidding on Singles Day, I wish you a nice hug soon!

60. Wanshui Qian Shan is always in love. Can she find a wife? It's love to travel around China, not to mention being single! Singles' Day is always lonely. I hope the news will spread. I wish you a smile when you turn it on. Singles Day is sweeter than honey.