Humorous short messages calling her husband home.

Humorous short messages calling her husband home.

Humorous messages tell her husband to go home. There is no right or wrong feeling. You should learn to be a smart person in feelings. There is not so much truth in feelings, especially when women are passive in feelings. Below I will introduce you to the humorous short message of calling your husband home!

Humorous SMS calls my husband's home 1 1. I want to tell you, please be confident, please love yourself, please be strong, please be all right. You said, you too.

I am very happy when I think of you. You are an oasis in the desert, which makes me long.

3. Me Before You, my heart is like a small river, trickling; After meeting you, it's like the sea of Wang Yang, full of light and rough waves!

4. Hold your hand and bear your troubles. May sweet wine fill your cup. But for the candle, for your light. Forever swear to grow old with you.

Love that can last a lifetime is not the absence of disputes, but the persistence of life after disputes.

6. I miss you when I am looking for you, and I miss you when I am not looking for you.

7. I can't tell you why I love you, because I don't even know when I fell in love with you and when I fell so deep.

8. I blew a breeze, drank strong liquor, and loved you, but then I have little memory left, and the wind will sweep across the east, west, north and south.

9. She used to make wine in Songhua and make tea in spring, but after all, rice, oil and salt are sweet and sour.

10, every snowflake is your charming smile, and every winter breeze can't blow away my thoughts of you.

1 1, it's raining today, the window is open, wrapped in a quilt and blowing a cool breeze, listening to songs, reading books, and thinking of you by the way.

12, may God put her lips on mine and let her drink all the spirits in my soul at one breath!

13, everyone hates me, deceives me, scolds me and wants me to live. Only you love me, protect me, miss me and want me to fall in love at first sight.

14, long street, countless fireworks, you look back with the lights, ten pavilions are short, the world of mortals is rolling, and I sigh again. Sigh, sigh, tell a dream of red mansions.

15, I asked a child what is love? He said that love is when a puppy licks your face and I laugh, but he went on to say that even if you ignore it all day.

16, give me a reason why I can not love you, but you don't seem to have it. It seems impossible for me not to love you!

17, silent night, moonlight like water, everywhere shines. Dear, you are a bright moon in my heart, always spreading love and shining!

18, sentimental since ancient times, good dreams wake up tears. After waking up, you are still my classmate, my friend and my dream!

19, you are my lover, like a bud in bud. Your silent eyes tell me that you are the person I should be in this life!

I hope you can give me a chance to take care of you. Love you. Plain and faint, grow old with you!

2 1, people say you are beautiful and I am ugly. Well, this should be the sentence that flowers are inserted in cow dung.

22. I can wash dishes, wash clothes and take out the garbage. To like you is to spoil and love, and finally make you a little pig.

23. If the wind can talk, I wonder if he will tell you. I've been thinking about you.

I try to improve myself every day. I hope I have something special that fascinates you.

25. When the person you love most and the person you love most are the same person, then you are the happiest person in the world!

26. My heart beats for you every day, I am touched by you all the time, and I worry about you every second. It's good to have you.

27, all the moments have you, the moment of love, the moment of pain, the moment of parting. You are my world and all my moments.

28. I hope we will never have a cold war, apologize in turn, and never break up. Even if life is not easy, I hope you will always be in my future.

29. When I miss you, just look at the sky outside the window. No matter how far away, we will always be under the same sky.

30. Although I lost every quarrel, I really won you and your heart.

3 1, you are the morning dew, the evening star and all my joy. I licked your eyes and got drunk without drinking.

32. Some people have lost something. You can't stop drinking water just because the glass is broken.

If you come to see me and I'm not here, please take the flowers and sit outside my door for a while. They are very warm. I have watched them for many, many days.

34. After meeting the right person, you are in the corner of your eye, you are in all directions, you are in heaven and earth, you are succeeding, and you are failing.

When the winter night comes, my world should be bitter and desolate, but it has become a spring flower because of you.

36. I am stubborn by nature, and my likes and dislikes are clear, so I like you, not on a whim, nor do I have different opinions.

Sorry, I like you, but I won't let you be responsible for me, because I am responsible for your life.

38. Since the day I met you, my heart no longer belongs to me. I look at you all over the world and miss you!

39. The love I want is not a lifetime without quarreling, but a lifetime after quarreling.

40. Love is not an end, but companionship is an end. In a life full of daily necessities and fireworks, it is most reassuring to be with each other.

Humorous short message told her husband to go home 2 1, and the short message sent to Xiao fen: I like you very much. If you like me, please send the note back. If not, throw it out the window. The note came back and said: the window can't be opened!

In order to alleviate the employment contradiction this year, the relevant departments have introduced a new degree system. After graduation, you can continue to study as a strong man. A strong man can study for a saint's degree four years after graduation. If you still can't find a job after graduation, please study for a martyr's degree.

3. A: I can be regarded as a young man who started at the grassroots level and climbed to the top. B: It's really amazing. What do you do? I used to shine shoes, but now I'm a barber.

4. When you see the straight eyes of the girl opposite you at dinner, you won't think: Why is this girl so ignorant? See her awkward again, ask: What do you want to say? The girl said: You just ate a fly, and it is still alive!

Mr. Mouse proposed to Miss Mouse with a bunch of roses: "Please marry me!" The mouse girl suddenly raised her eyebrows and said, "All fools know that mice love rice, and you still send flowers!" " "

6. When I minored in art in high school, many people didn't want to take it. Once, too many people played truant. The teacher was furious, slapped the table and shouted, "If you don't come, give me your name!" "

7. Seeing your eyes reminds me of Chow Yun Fat; Seeing your ears reminds me of Andy Lau; Seeing your lips reminds me of Leslie Cheung; Seeing your nose reminds me of a song: "Pig, your nose has two holes ..."

8. In order to consolidate our friendship, narrow the gap between the east and the west, curb the disparity between the rich and the poor, end social differentiation, stabilize social order and promote social modernization with China characteristics ... please lend me 200 yuan!

9. A foreigner came home very late. As a result, the door downstairs could not be opened. He had to shout loudly upstairs: landlady, your steel door won't open.

10, a mountain thief attacked and an old woman rushed into the cave. Villager: Grandma, you don't have to take refuge. The old woman said angrily, the mountain thief is old, too.

1 1. I have many shortcomings. I had enough troubles before. Please don't remind me from time to time. I have many advantages, some of which I don't understand myself. Please tell me sharply from time to time.

12, honey, do you know what day it is today? Today is your lucky day. I cooked your favorite dishes and your favorite soup, waiting for you to go home. Love You!

13, I bow my head for this precious day, and I decide to be your slave for one day and serve you wholeheartedly, which will be my greatest glory!

There may be many people in this world who are more suitable for me than you, but I know that only you love me the most. Anyway, I want to spend the rest of my life with you, next life, next life. I hope you want me.

15, once, my husband and I quarreled and he called me a pig! I scolded him: "You are the husband of a pig. . . "I really feel like a pig after scolding.

16. After watching the movie A Sigh, please talk about the hero's profound experience: "Don't touch an affair, even if your opponent is a fairy!"

17, when shopping, please don't maliciously describe the shopping mall as a hook workshop, because you are hooked by the home appliance department or the sports minister.

18, if beauty is a crime, you have committed a heinous crime; If sexy is a mistake, you have been wrong again and again; If cleverness is punished, don't you want to cut to pieces! I wish the first beauty in the world a happy life!

19. Without you, the world would collapse. With you, the world will turn upside down. Your hair is always longer than mine, and you always wear more colors than mine. But I still want to remind you that it's time to lose weight.

20. Dear husband, remember: If the husband doesn't send flowers to his wife on Valentine's Day after marriage, the wife will put a handful of dishes in the vase at home.

2 1, honey, I'll send you a funny message. You must laugh, or I'll make you abstain from sex!

When introducing new friends to me, please hug my waist instead of standing by and guiding me with your hands.

23. I met a beautiful woman in the street for less than 5 seconds, and quickly pointed out the big shortcomings of the beautiful woman compared with me.

24, hey! It's raining and dirty. Hey! Honey, today is Mother's Day, which is your big holiday! At this moment, I want to send you thousands of blessings and greetings, which is the most precious "shabby"!

25, rest, don't just forget it? Oh, you went on holiday and left us alone. Should we entertain you tonight?

26. Because my husband said slowly, in fact, love can make us treat any day as Valentine's Day, so I almost lost my eyes. I didn't expect such a rough person to spit out such good teeth.

Husband: I hope you can spoil me for life. I hope you can't find anyone of the same sex as me except me, unless I'm dead or very ill. Your wife.

Please treat my family as your own relatives and friends. Without my parents, how can I be there? Therefore, you should be grateful and respectful to them.

29, beautiful you, today is your holiday, you are everything in your day, everything in your day is you!

30. A word to the noble lady: I wish you happiness. I don't complain that I won't go shopping with you today. Going home on holiday is really a happy lesbian, but I still have to stick to my post and be busy.

3 1, please remember three major memorial sites: the first meeting memorial site, the first close contact memorial site and the marriage proposal memorial site.

32. Husband, you are the happiest man in the world! Have a wife who loves you, keep her promise to you all her life, and walk with you every year today! Happy birthday, dear!

33. wife Today is your birthday. My husband can't spend the night with you, light candles or make a wish for you, but he has a thousand words from his heart? Ignite the blessing silently! Best wishes, happy birthday, wife.

34. You are the happiest woman in the world. You have a handsome, humorous and loving husband who keeps his promise to you all his life and walks with you every year today. Happy birthday wife!

35. Our soul mates, our feelings, our respect for Qi Mei, our eternal love, our vows, our life is wonderful because of you. Happy birthday, dear! I wish you as carefree as a pig.

36. You are the happiest woman in the world. You have a handsome, charming, humorous and loving husband who keeps his promise to you all his life and walks with you every year today. Love you forever, wife. Happy birthday!

37. Dear husband, I hope I can see your smile every day and don't bear too much pressure. I hope I can stay with you until your teeth fall out, no matter how stormy it is ahead, we can be together. Happy birthday, husband, I love you!

It is said that meteors can give anything they want. If I can, I would like to wait under the night sky until a star is touched by me and falls on your pillow with my blessing. Happy birthday, dear!

39. Thank you for giving me a warm support when I am tired; Thank you for making me smile when I cry. Dear husband, thank you for waiting silently by my side. Happy birthday!

40. Your generous and powerful shoulders depend on me, and I am no longer timid; You hold me tightly with your strong arms, and my world has become warm ever since. Today is the day when you were born many years later. Happy birthday, husband!

Humorous short messages calling her husband home 3. How can I send a message if my husband doesn't go home?

Persuasion and deception: If the husband is out socializing and always comes home late, then at an appropriate time, he can coax the other party into saying that he is sick or in a hurry, and then urge the other party to go home. When the other person comes back, you must hug him gently and don't give him a chance to get angry. Women should never blame men, which will only push men further and further.

Xianhui: Of course, every woman needs to be a virtuous wife in her life. If a man often comes home late, you don't know whether he is entertaining or doing something else. At this time, you can send a message to the other party, tell the other party to take care of yourself and be sure to call you after the other party is busy. At this time, if a man has a conscious heart, he will understand what you mean and come back early.

Second, how to send WeChat to cleverly urge her husband to go home

Honey, although you socialize for work, you should also pay attention to your health. I'm worried that you are at home.

I am just used to thinking about this time. When I can't see you, I will feel trance. Can you come back with me early?

Husband must be careful not to hurt his body when drinking, I will feel distressed.

All the expenses at home depend on your daily hard work. I am really distressed, but I can't replace you, so you should take care of yourself.

Many women always quarrel with each other when their husbands often don't come home. In fact, sometimes a word and a joke can be easily solved. How can I send a message if my husband doesn't go home? If a man often comes home late for work, there is no need for a woman to be angry with him at this time. But in order to maintain the relationship between two people, we also need to find a suitable way to communicate with each other.

Men sometimes need to understand each other and coax each other. Although women are fragile in many things, they also need to be strong inside, know how to tolerate men, and capture men's hearts with enthusiasm. Sometimes a greeting and a concern from you will move a man for a long time. So getting along with men also needs to do things with wisdom. Couples know how to create some benefits, so that they can maintain long-term enthusiasm in their ordinary marriage life.