A complete collection of Tang priest quotations

Friends who like to watch the Journey to the West, do you want to know what classic quotations Tang Yan has in the film? The following are the classic quotations I have compiled for you about Tang Priest. Let's enjoy them together.

A Complete Collection of Tang Priest's Quotations

1. Wukong! You Po Hou! Thanks to your mother and uncle, or I'll see how the teacher scolds you! I've fucking told you many times that after the banshee catches me, wait for my signal, and then wait for my signal to save me! Don't smile! You look at being a teacher, and every time you suddenly break into a soft place, how many times will you be a teacher? I'm afraid I can't afford them anymore. What a pity! Wukong loves disciples. Look at the teacher's tears and swear it won't happen again, okay?

2. Guanyin Bodhisattva, have you published all the accounts of Black Bear Monster, Green Lion Monster and Yellow Eyebrow Old Demon? We can't afford to play, damn it. You sent us to make things difficult for Tang Priest and his disciples, but you raised their level so high. How can we fight? Especially in the Monkey King, the equipment is good, the attributes are high, and there are greeting skills. The most exasperating thing is that physical attacks are effective, fire attacks immunity, and witchcraft attacks immunity? Don't say that we are alone, and we can't fight in a team! Forget it, I got off, 88.

3. Bajie! You idiot! It's ten miles away, so you can't change a song and hum! Keep singing "Begging for Buddha", look at the teacher-father crying!

4. Amitabha, laymen don't talk nonsense. Female Tanyue, you are simply the most beautiful and sexy man I have ever met since I traveled in the East. Look at your hair, jade hands, skin and feel.

5. benefactor, I'm from the Tang dynasty in the east. Would you please stay here for one night? Hey? Donor? Will you open the door, benefactor? Fuck!

6. Queen, I am Sanzang. We have arrived in the lion camel country. I miss you and kiss you. Don't reply to text messages. It's inconvenient for disciples to be here.

7. You Po Hou, it's finally snowing. Why did you get a leopard apron to look sexy just in front of that spider spirit? Why did you steal the limelight for the teacher? Shut up! I don't care if you are leopard print or Gao bi! Do you still know who you are? You're a released employee. What are you pretending to be in front of me? Look, you dye your head with yellow hair and carry a steel pipe. Are you pretending to be a gangster? What the fuck am I? Ha ha, Ami camel Buddha, kind and kind, I'm a little carried away as a teacher.

8. Wukong, let Pig go to the water to catch the carp essence. You are not good at swimming. How can you afford this salvage fee for the teacher in case of extinction? Oh, no, no, it's okay for Bajie. He will float on his own.

9. Bajie, Wukong isn't here. Go and make some vegetarian food. Wujing, you go to drink horses first. ? Bajie, Bajie, go to your ear. Remember! Just go to the family we passed by, yes, that is, the one where a village woman brought a grown-up person. After that, I smelled the fragrance, and I was making a sauce elbow, which was fragrant! Go ahead, it's just a pair of mother-sons, or grab it if you don't give it! Go back quickly!

1. Monkey, did you propose to Fairy Zi Xia with this ring? You are so funny! Not even a half-carat diamond. Nobody cares about you! At the beginning, Chang 'e was so ashamed of me and said, Don't tell me whether you love it or not. Look at the size of the diamond ring first! Alas, today's fairies are more practical. Alas, I tell you, with this ticket of fairy daughters, you have to shoot her to death with a diamond brick, and she didn't even call for help!

11. Hehe, the market here is really warm. I haven't passed through such a bustling area for a long time. Hey, Wukong, look, those little dolls in the western regions who have been following us since just now, with curly hair and big eyes, are so smart! It's really gross and hateful, ha ha ha? Hey? Bajie, where's your rake? Hey, Wujing, where are our luggage? Ah! Where's my Bai Longma? !

12. Wukong, Bajie and Wujing came before the teacher. Alas? I'm not trying to be perfect for my teacher, but have you forgotten all my teachings? You, my master and my disciples are all people in an empty net, so avoid many precepts. That's no stealing, no lying, no bad mouth, no greed, no? Don't be crazy, it's time for you to be convinced! How can you achieve positive results if you don't practice yourself, since you are bent on Buddhism? Ok, I'll ask you for the teacher, who the fuck is it! Last night, while sleeping for the teacher, Silent landed and stole my food? !

13. Look, Brother Sha, just catch a armor and get the essence. Monkey, will you invite all the immortals from all over the sky? Seriously, it's been so many times. Have you ever seen this mountain man catch a demon himself? Every time I yell at the goblin: Don't go! Don't go if you dare! I'll call someone to chop you to death! ? Gee, the magic is all over the place. What a fart! Hey, look at how many immortals have come in this sky. Hey, there are several others riding brooms. Wow, they called all the sanitation workers from heaven.

　14. 。 ? Wukong! Hugh is rude! Oh, old man, I am a poor monk from the Tang Dynasty in the east. I passed by here today. I wonder if the old man can open the door to convenience? Old man, please don't revile me again. Can I apologize for my disciples? Please don't pestle the poor monk with crutches, Mr. Bai? Please get angry, old man? Old? Hometown guy, touch me again. Taste it. Oh, fuck? Wukong! Cut him! When Bajie realizes that you're going too, you'll get a discount if your teeth are knocked out and your legs are pierced! What a kindness! ?

15. Wukong bastard! Don't start! Those benefactors are not monsters. How can you persist in teaching and kill at will? ! ? Oh? Are they merchants who buy land and build buildings? Amitabha? Wu Jing, help me take the five Buddha crowns for the teacher; Wukong, borrow the golden hoop for your teacher! No, Bajie, give me your rake! ***?

16. master? , I'm back! The idiot Bajie was right, and Brother Sha openly produced man show! Ya didn't go to alms, but went to the Internet cafe. He was posting on the forum when I sneaked out! What's "the rough and handsome guy travels late in the country, there are so many PP, please smash it lightly"?

17. ahaha! Monks of the Tang Dynasty, polite! I am the county magistrate of this county, and these 25 colleagues are the deputy county magistrates of this county. Oh, on the surface, more than 1 people are all county magistrate assistants. Exchange customs clearance documents? There's no hurry. Why don't you invite the eminent monk of the Tang Dynasty and four eminent disciples to go with me to Yinggeyuan upstairs in the county government for entertainment? Of course! All-inclusive, all are the eldest daughters of Huanghua yesterday. Quiet! Relatively safe! It was opened by my uncle's younger brother ...

19. Tang Priest: Amitabha, Wukong, don't ask for complete condemnation as a teacher. Being a monk is charitable, because the teacher only saw that benefactor was in great pain, so Wu Jing helped him ride to Sudden. How did the teacher know that he was the bait for the fishing-fishing-holding-law in the yamen here? Ok, make an invisible method to get the Zijin alms bowl and the cassock from the yamen.

2. Wukong, are you all right? Wake up! Don't run, Bajie Wujing! Come back and save for the teacher! Obstruct? Stop it! Stop it! ? Did the poor monk really go to the Western Heaven to get the scriptures? Just come here to the yamen for customs clearance? Ah! Right, right! That one is the customs clearance? , not a tip-off? Those are my apprentices! Are we really not here for a group petition? Ah!

21. Wukong, bring the Zijin alms bowl and chopsticks for the teacher. Wujing, go to the kitchen and see if Bajie is cooked.

22. Teacher-father, just get on the horse. What figure can you connect by just taking these two steps? A monk, what kind of idol are you pretending to be? You see, you sent Monkey to pick wild fruits again. Can you die if you improve your cooking? My existence has fully demonstrated that vegetarianism can't lose weight.

23. Dear friends, if you love, please love deeply. At this moment, I burst into tears. Although I have said to myself more than once: Yutujing, you must be happy! ? However, he is the husband with the same wind, which destroys my elegant dignity and makes me as lonely as fireworks? Stay, okay? Elder Tang, will there be a banshee in the Western Heaven to love you for me?

24. Wu Jing, look, instead of drinking horses, you are playing with your mobile phone. As the teacher said, your face is huge, your mouth is wide, your hair is hairy, and you can't pout. Come on, take some pictures for me, and teach you some hinge scissors for the teacher.

25. Bajie, your brothers have been driven back to Huaguoshan by me, but you are so sad and burdened! Still don't change your bad habit of being a guide in heaven before being detained! The teacher asked you to go into the hole to explore the true nature of the leprechaun, but you stole a Chinese-style chest covering back! Bad behavior! If I had known you were a teacher, I should have changed the name of the flower to nine precepts! ? Show it to the teacher. Is it original?