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What is the language of the loan?

The loan is:

1, simple and direct

Guest: Hello, where is it?

Credit Manager: Hello, excuse me, we are loan officers of xx Loan Company. Do you need cash flow recently?

Guest: No need.

Credit Manager: Never mind. You can spend two minutes learning about our loan products, and you can use them in the future if you need them, right?

2. Friend recommendation method

Loan officer: Hello, is this Mr. Wang?

Guest: Yes, who is it?

Loan officer: Hello, Mr. Wang, this is Xiao Li from xx Loan Company. Your friend Zhao Zong told me that you may need funds recently. He just borrowed money from us recently, so he asked me to contact you. I don't know when you need funds here!

Client: Mr. Wang? Who is manager Wang? I don't know!

Loan officer: Huh? He hasn't told you yet? I guess he's too busy to talk to you recently! He's not in a hurry, I'm in a hurry first! I'm really sorry!

Guest: Never mind!

Loan officer: Now that the phone call has been made, let me briefly introduce our products! It won't take you long. Is it convenient for you?

3. Humorous methods

Loan officer: Hello, is this Mr. Wang?

Customer: Who are you? What can I do for you? )

Loan officer: Mr. Wang, I am sending you money!

Guest: Oh? What money should I send?

Loan officer: Well, my name is Xiao Li, and I am a loan officer of xx Loan Company. We specialize in unsecured credit loans. We can borrow up to 500,000 yuan, and we can lend money in about three days. If you need funds recently, you can come to us!

Customer: Didn't you say to send money?

Loan officer: There is interest on the loan, but I can treat you to dinner for free!

Step 4 pretend to be familiar with the law

Loan officer: Good morning, Mr. Wang!

Customer: Who are you? Can I help you?

Loan officer: I'm Xiao Li from xx Company. I contacted you some time ago and talked to you about the loan! Do you remember?

Customer: Why don't I remember?

Loan officer: Mr. Wang, you must be very busy recently! This is Xiao Li from xx Company. Our company specializes in unsecured credit loans, which can be lent within three days within 500 thousand! I should remember something this time!