Humorous short messages amuse his wife.

1, Pig Bajie was severely beaten by Spider Essence, looking at Spider Essence's far-away back, complaining: Even if I disfigure my face for love, it's worth it.

2. A bean fell. It's discouraging and frustrating. This bean is me. What can encourage it to stand up? The answer is you! Because there is something called pig encourages (chocolate) beans.

3. How much you love, you can start over. The Supreme Treasure teaches you a trick: take your box of biscuits to the balcony at night, and then shout to the moon: Boruo Bomi.

A bird only sings once in its life. It sings the song of life on the thorns. A person loves only once in his life and can give up everything to die.

The same eyes have different views, the same ears have different listening methods, and the same heart has different ideas. The world can be a better place if you want to!

6. I met you by chance, paid attention to you after two meetings, missed you for three times and four dates, and I should like you for 90%. I'm sure I love you.

If you want to make progress in life, you should remember your wife's advice. If you want to succeed in your career, your wife should blow the pillow talk. Your efforts are my motivation and my guarantee of happiness, wife, happy every day!

8, the new three from the four virtues: the wife must go out, the wife obeys the order, and the wife must blindly follow the mistake; The wife has to wait for makeup, remember her birthday, be willing to spend money, and endure beatings.

9. Think about your feelings: cooking without salt; Apples are not too sweet; Smoke less; Forgot to bring money when shopping. I will miss you when I have time, and I will miss you when I have no time. If I really can't spare the time, I'll do nothing but miss you!

10, I finally caught you, how could I let you down easily! Because at that time, there was only one thought in my heart, which was to protect you. If I die like this, don't be sad or cry!

1 1, my favorite lover is a tycoon, and one day he will drive a BMW and bring a diamond ring to marry me. I can guess the beginning, but I can't guess the end ―― because I'm awake!

12, there are only good wives in the world, and the days with wives are so happy. If you throw yourself into your wife's arms, you won't want a mistress. Being without a wife is the most distressing thing. I feel lonely and miserable. Where can I find food without my wife's arms?

13, if I were a fox and you were a hunter, would you chase me? If I were tea and you were boiling water, would you soak me? If I am a car and you are a driver, will you drive (marry) me? If you are money and I am a passbook, I will definitely marry you.

14, if a drop of water falls from the sky, it is a tear I miss you; If two drops of water fall from the sky, it is that I love you and am ecstatic; If there are countless water drops in the sky, it is … stop dreaming, it's raining!

15. There are sunny days and rainy days on the road of life. A friend is like an umbrella. Whether it is sunny or rainy, it will be by your side.

16, if a thousand miles can only accompany you through the storm, I don't ask if I can hold your hand, how true it is to gather and disperse the desolate world, and the vast sea of people just want to have a heart.

17, Wife: Honey, I dreamed last night that you bought me a necklace of 8000 yuan. You must realize my dream! Husband: As luck would have it, I just dreamed last night that I bought you a necklace of 8000 yuan.

18, I seem to be still, as if I was awakened from a deep sleep and started to move. Are you really in front of me? Do you really breathe, talk and laugh in front of my eyes?

19 you little leprechaun, you poisoned me with your love poison but refused to give me the antidote! Little villain! Oh! I'm dying! Help me! The solution is simple: give me your love!

20. You and I are both one-winged angels. Only by embracing each other can we spread our wings and fly. I came to this world to find you, only to find out after trying to find you: mom! Our wings are on the same side!