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14 There is a spoon in the basin. The wind blows and shakes. I don't know whether the ladle touches the basin or the basin touches the ladle.

15 There is a hole in the wall and a crack in the wall. Cut a piece of chicken skin to mend the seam. I don't know if the wall is mending the chicken skin. Or chicken skin stickers?

16 There are boxes at home, boxes in boxes, boxes in boxes, and bracelets in boxes; There is a box outside the bracelet, a box outside the box, a box outside the box, and a house outside the box.

There is a temple behind 17, and cats pee every day. I don't know if it's the temple of the peeing cat or the temple of the peeing cat.

18 There is a broken tile upstairs and a mule and horse downstairs. The broken tile fell and hit the mule and horse, and the mule and horse jumped up and crushed the tile. There is a star in the sky, and there is a person on the ground. The star shines on people, and people look at the star. The star cannot shine on people, and people can't see the star clearly.

19 Mr. Gong came from the east and Mr. Weng came from the west for a minute. Mr. Gong's pine tree broke Mr. Weng's clock, and Mr. Weng broke one of Mr. Gong's pine trees. Mr. Gong asked Mr. Weng to let go of his pine nuts, and Mr. Weng asked Mr. Gong to lose his clock. Mr. Gong refused to return Mr. Weng's clock, and Mr. Weng refused to return Mr. Gong's pine.

Room 20, beard, yellow beard, write down the word blessing when the new year comes; I wonder if Fang Hu's blessing is good? Or is the yellow beard well written?

2 1 Two pairs of birds hanging upside down on the beam and two pairs of birds hanging upside down in the mud. Poor two pairs of birds hanging upside down on the beam, thinking about two pairs of birds hanging upside down in the mud; Poor two pairs of birds hanging upside down in the mud, thinking about two pairs of birds hanging upside down on the beam.

There are round eyes in front of the mountain and round eyes behind it. They came up the mountain to compare their eyes. I wonder if it's round eyes. Or round eyes and strict eyes?

23 Jiang Jiayang, Yang Jiaqiang, Jiang Jiayang knocked down Yang Jiaqiang, Yang Jiaqiang crushed Jiang Jiayang, Yang Jia asked Jiang Jiaqiang to pay for the wall, and Jiang Jia asked Yang Jia to pay for the sheep.

There is a vine on the high mountain with two bronze bells hanging from its head. When the wind blows, the bronze bell moves, and when the wind is calm, the bronze bell stops.

A camel rode a mule and met a woman with an eggplant on her back. The camel got an eggplant, and the woman dragged the camel off the mule and asked the camel to pay for the eggplant.

There is a bottle on the wall and a washbasin under the wall. The bottle fell and broke the bottom of the basin; As soon as the basin was turned over, the bottle mouth was broken; The bottle should have the mouth of the bottle and the basin should have the bottom.

Eat grapes without spitting grape skin, don't eat grapes without spitting grape skin.

There are 44 stone lions in Shishi Temple, and 44 stone lions eat 44 wet purple persimmons.

29 monks bring soup to the tower, and the tower slides the soup and scalds the tower; The monk took the soup to the tower and cooked it on the tower.

You can stew my frozen tofu, just stew my frozen tofu. If you can't stew my frozen tofu, don't stew my frozen tofu.

3 1 There are round eyes in the front hill and round eyes in the back hill. They came up the mountain to compare their eyes. I wonder if round eyes are round? Or round eyes and strict eyes?

32 Shandong Gate, eight steps, two old men are thicker than legs. One is called Cui Thick Leg, and the other is called Cui Thick Leg. I wonder if Cui's thick legs are thicker than Cui's thick legs? Or is Cui's thick legs thicker than Cui's thick legs?

Shishi poet Shishi loves lions and vows to eat ten lions. Shishi always sees lions in the market. At ten o'clock, ten lions are suitable for the market. At the right time, Shishi is at the right time. Shishi regards it as ten lions, and relies on the situation to make ten lions die, and Shishi picks up ten lions. Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi.

Suzhou has a beard, and Huzhou has a beard. Suzhou Beard has a beard comb at home, and Huzhou Beard uses Suzhou Beard's comb to comb his beard. There are round eyes in the front and back hills, and there are round eyes in the back hills. When they went up the mountain to compare their eyes, they didn't know that Yan Yan's eyes were round. Or round eyes and strict eyes? Yan Yanyuan lives in front of the mountain and Yuan Yuanyuan lives in the mountain bay. On this day ... the Yanyuan Garden in front of the mountain sees the Yuanyuan Garden in the mountain bay, and the Yuanyuan Garden in the mountain bay also sees the Yanyuan Garden in front of the mountain. I wonder if Yan Yanyuan saw Yuan Yuanyuan first? Or did Yuan Yuanyuan see Yan Yanyuan first?

There are 44 lions inside and outside. I wonder if it's 44 dead lions. Or forty-four stone lions

Ride a little black donkey. It's black, it's black. Have a guest. Riding a little black donkey and wearing black clothes. On this dark night, you can see that it is a guest.

37 Two pairs of trousers are strange and ancient, two pairs of trousers; Strange, two chopsticks; Strange, my trousers are broken and my chopsticks are broken.

Two pieces of silver are put into the purse to be inspected and burned, one load is inspected one day, and one pick is inspected two days. There are selling and burning, and silver is put in the purse.

Newcomer Dalang, Newcomer Dalang, Uncle Ma came to deliver the house. Mada's mother is a good teacher, and Ma Bing's hemp chips are crisp.

Forty big coins were thrown into the big coin cage. Small coins are thrown into the small coin cage.

4 1 A mute took a box with peaches in it; A blind man's son tripped over one of his stools and knocked over the peaches in the dumb box. The dumb man grabbed the blind man's son's stool and asked him to return the peaches in the box. The blind son refused to return the peaches in the dumb box, so the dumb beat the blind son, and the blind son also played dumb.

Mr. Gong picked up a pine when he came to the east, and Mr. Weng took a clock when he came to the west. Mr. Gong's pine nuts broke Mr. Weng's clock, and Mr. Weng robbed a pine nut of Mr. Gong. Mr. Gong asked Mr. Weng to release his pine, and Mr. Weng asked Mr. Gong to return his clock. Mr. Gong refused to return Mr. Weng's clock, and Mr. Weng refused to return it.

Grandpa is a cripple. Grandpa is a cripple. He went to pick eggplant at night. On the way, a nail tripped grandpa's shoes, fell down and smashed grandpa's eggplant. Grandpa touched the eggplant, touched the nail, and grandpa the lame man pulled out the nail and touched the eggplant.

Camels ride mules. A camel rode a mule and met a woman with an eggplant on her back. A camel ran to the woman's eggplant, and the woman dragged the camel off the mule and asked the camel to stick an eggplant on the woman.

A lame man came to the south of the lame man's world with a plate in his hand; Eggplant is filled in the dish, and a nail is nailed to the ground; Tripped the lame, dropped the plate, and sprinkled eggplant.

46 burn incense and burn Xiaoshan incense, Xiaoshan candle and Xiaoshan incense, go to Xiaoshan to burn incense.

My father gave me a silk, my sister gave me a cow, my brother gave me a white paper fan, and my sister-in-law gave me a small head. I wore silk, rode a cow, covered the sun with a white paper fan, followed by a small head.

It's snowing, and my body is bleeding. Snow is white and blood is red. Blood is red, not white, and snow is white, not red.

There is a big censer in front and a small censer in the back. There is a medium-sized incense burner. The big incense burner is in front of the middle incense burner, the middle incense burner is in front of the small incense burner, and the small incense burner is behind the middle incense burner.

Six red flower bowls and six live clams. Open the safflower bowl, six green clams and jump to six green flowers.

5 1 Grandpa is blessed to have a good beard; Everyone said yes: good luck, good beard; Good luck, good beard.

Dongmen Dong's family grows winter melon, and Ximen Xu's family grows watermelon. Humanism says that the winter melon of Dong's family in Dongmen is bigger than that of Xu's family in Ximen. Humanism says that the watermelons in Ximen Xu's family are bigger than those in Dongmen Dong's family.

Out of the south gate, I took six steps, met my sixth uncle, a good sixth uncle, and lent me six barrels and six liters of good mung beans. In autumn, I put away the beans and returned them to my sixth uncle.

A lame man, holding a donkey; A camel pulling a car; A blind man, a donkey with a disabled child, ran into a camel's car; Camel's car. Knock over a blind child; The blind beat the camel, and the camel beat the lame.

A white horse has a white dog, and a white uncle has a Chinese Pulsatilla. One day; Bai Bobo's Pulsatilla; My mother and I took the white dog to Baishan to take a white photo.

A small handleless wine cup, a small handleless wine cup filled with a small bottle of finely carved wine, and a small glass filled with several bottles of finely carved wine are not enough for a handleless wine cup?

There are eighty-eight honeycomb holes in the wall, and there are eighty-eight honeycomb holes. Peel off 88 layers of beehive skin and stick it on 88 beehive holes.

White cloth wraps ginkgo, ginkgo hates white cloth, white cloth hits ginkgo, ginkgo hits white cloth. I don't know that white cloth hurts ginkgo; Or did ginkgo hurt the white cloth?

Wisteria is placed on a sharp mountain peak, and there are bronze bells hanging on all sides of wisteria. When the wind blows the vine, the bronze bell rings, the wind stops the vine, and the bronze bell sets.

There is a Ding family in the east of Qiaodong and a Ding family in the west of Qiaodong. One day, the Ding family in Qiaodong said that the melon in Qiaoxi was good, and the Ding family in Qiaoxi said that the watermelon in Qiaodong was good. Or josidine's melon?

6 1 The camel picked a load of snails, and the bearded man rode a mule. The camel's snail hit the bearded mule, and the bearded mule stepped on the camel's snail. The camel wanted a beard to compensate the camel's snail, and the beard asked the camel's mule to grow a beard.

There is a white cat outside the temple and a black cat inside. A black cat carries a white cat, and a white cat carries a black cat.

Suzhou has the mysterious views of two judges. There are two judges in the view, one is Pan and the other is Guan. Or is Judge Pan in charge of the judges first? Or should the judge hit Judge Pan first?

64 Jiang Jia Yang Jia Qiang Jiang Jia Yang Jia Qiang, Yang Jiaqiang, Jiang Jia Yang overthrew Yang Jiaqiang, Yang Jiaqiang killed Jiang Jia Yang, the Yang family asked the Jiang family to pay for the wall, and the Jiang family asked the Yang family to pay for the sheep.

Fei Ying Pagoda in Chaozhou There is a Fei Ying Pagoda in Chaozhou. A magpie came and wiped it. What's so strange? Or does the tower wipe the magpie?

Four boxes containing four seeds scared away four lions.

67 eat oranges, peel orange shells, and throw orange shells in the corner of the north wall; Eat oranges and peel them; A corner of the north wall of Fubidira

68 big mouth, big mouth, two people compare mouths; Open your mouth and say that Li Dazui has a big mouth, and Li Dazui says that he has a big mouth and a big mouth.

Old women are camels and young women are lame. The old woman laughed at the young woman for being lame, and the young woman laughed at the old woman for being a camel.

Looking at a pile of ash from a distance, there is a turtle on the ash, and there are ghosts on the turtle; Ghosts have nothing to carry water, and the water has wetted the tortoise's tail. The turtle wants the ghost to pay for the turtle's tail, and the ghost wants the turtle to stick to the ghost's water.

7 1 stew tofu You can stew my frozen tofu, then stew my frozen tofu. You can't stew my frozen tofu, so don't stew my frozen tofu.

There is a drum hanging on the wall, and a tiger is hanging in the drum. The tiger climbed out of the drum and took a piece of cloth to mend it. Or fill the drum with cloth.

73 I went to my aunt's house in the first month, and my aunt didn't grow melons; I went to my aunt's house in February, and she was planting melons. When I arrived at my aunt's house in March, my aunt's melon sprouted. When I arrived at menstruation's house in April, menstruation's melon blossomed; I went to menstruation's house in May, and menstruation's melon grew well. I went to my aunt's house in June, and she was eating melons.

Linglong Tower, Linglong Tower, 13th floor of Linglong Tower. There is a temple in front of the pagoda. There is an old monk in the temple. The old monk is an abbot and has six disciples. One is called blue head, and the other is called blue head; One is called the monk's head, and the other is called nodding; One is for Hulu, and the other is for Hulu; Qingtou cold will fight Qin, Qingtou cold holds Sheng; Monks can play flutes, and young monks can ring bells; Ben Hu Lu can talk, and Ben Hu Lu can recite the scriptures.

75 eat persimmons. Tear the paper out of the window. Tear paper and eat persimmons.

There is a big flower bowl on the shelf, and there is a big flower frog under the big flower bowl.

There are forty-four astringent persimmon trees in front of Shishi Temple. There are forty-four little magpies living on these forty-four astringent persimmon trees.

Bring the soup into the tower, the tower slides the soup, and the soup burns the tower.

If you can't learn a craft, the cost of using it is the cost of learning, and the cost won't.

80 mother rides a horse, and the horse is slow; Mother scolded the horse. Niuniu rides a cow, but the cow is slow. Niuniu Niuniu

8 1 Out of the south gate, looking at the main gate, there is a south-facing side door with a blue cotton curtain hanging on it. Open the blue cotton curtain, or the side door faces south.

82 San Xiao Mountain Climbing On March 3, San Xiao went to climb the mountain; Go up and down the mountain, down the mountain; Climbed three mountains and ran three miles; Sweating, wet three shirts; Xiao Sanshan shouted, it's only three feet from the sky.

Four plus fourteen is four, ten is ten, fourteen is fourteen, forty is forty,

Who can say forty, fourteen, forty-four, who will try,

Whoever says fourteen is forty will be beaten fourteen,

Whoever says forty is a good mat will be beaten forty.

A frog with one mouth, two eyes and four legs plopped into the water. Two frogs with two mouths, four eyes and eight legs plopped into the water.

Three frogs with three mouths, six eyes and twelve legs plopped into the water. Four frogs with four mouths, eight eyes and sixteen legs plopped into the water. ...

The shoulder pole is wider than the bench, the shoulder pole is longer, the bench is wider than the shoulder pole, the shoulder pole is longer than the bench, and the shoulder pole should be tied to the bench.

Don't let the pole tie the bench, stick to the bench with the pole, and tie the bench with the pole.

86 and head coach Lan are female coaches, coach Lu is a male coach, coach Lan is not a male coach, and coach Lu is not a female coach.

Lan Nan is the main force of men's basketball team and women's basketball team. Coach Lu trains Lan Nan in men's basketball team and coach Lan trains in women's basketball team.

87 Jianghu for the first time: fertilizer will volatilize.

A little famous: black fertilizer turns gray, and gray fertilizer is black.

Name one party: black fertilizer will volatilize when it turns gray; Gray fertilizer will turn black after volatilization.

World-famous: black fertilizer will fly when it volatilizes and turns gray; Grey fertilizer will fly when it volatilizes and turns black.

A generation of masters: the black ash fertilizer will volatilize and will be gray and black. Gray-black fertilizer will volatilize black ash to avoid flying flowers.

Extraordinary holiness: black ash fertilizer ash will volatilize into gray, and black ash flowers will fly; Will the gray-black fertilizer volatilize, and will the black ash become gray and afraid of flying flowers?

Flying fairy in the sky: the blackened black ash fertilizer ash will volatilize into gray, and the black ash flower will fly back; Ash, ash, black fertilizer will volatilize, and black ash is afraid that flying flowers will turn back to ash.

It is freezing in the cold, and there are six or nine heads in the spring of the following year. On the fifteenth day of the first month, there is the Dragon Lantern Festival and a pair of lions roll hydrangeas. On March 3rd, the Queen Mother held a flat peach party and made a scene in the Heavenly Palace. The monkey stole Xiantao again. The Dragon Boat Festival in May is the Dragon Boat Festival, and Xu Xian, the White Snake, is not over. On the seventh day of July, the legend is that the Milky Way is matched, and the cowherd and the weaver girl exchange tears. On August 15, Yun Zheyue, Chang 'e in the middle of the month became sad.

If you want to say sadness, just say sadness and sing the eighteen kinds of sorrows and sorrows of tongue twisters for a while. Wolves are worried, tigers are worried, elephants are worried, deer are worried, mules are worried, horses are worried, pigs are worried, dogs are worried, cows are worried, sheep are worried, ducks are worried, geese, toads, crabs, clams, turtles and fish are worried. Tiger sorrow dare not play tricks on the ambition of wolf sorrow at the foot of the mountain, as if sorrow is thick-skinned, deer sorrow has a pair of big horns-Ma Qianli sorrow saddle, and mule sorrow all his life. Sheep sorrow has grown a beard since childhood, and cow sorrow has made a cow axis. Dog sorrow can't change the net that eats shit, and pig sorrow can't leave its stinking ditch. The duck's sorrow flattened its mouth, and the goose's sad head grew out with a bang on the door. Toads worry about pustules and scabs, while crabs worry about nets. Clams are closed to the outside world, turtles are timid, fish can't walk without water, and shrimps can't stick their heads with empty guns.

90. Say I'm flattering, I'm flattering, and I spill the beans whenever I have time. We have sixty-six hutongs, and there lives a sixty-six-year-old Liu Laoliu. There are sixty-six good buildings in his house, with sixty-six baskets of osmanthus oil upstairs and sixty-six green pancakes. Sixty-six big pompoms were embroidered on silk, sixty-six ebony shafts were nailed downstairs, and sixty-six big green cows were tied to the shafts. There are sixty-six big horse monkeys squatting beside the cow. Sixty-six-year-old Mr. Liu sat at the door gnawing at a bone. There is a dog in the south. This dog looks familiar. Looks like a big mother's head, big mother's eyes, big mother's ears, big mother's tail and big mother's poodle. There is also a dog in the north, this dog, hey! Looks familiar. It looks like two mothers' houses, two mothers' heads, two mothers' eyes, two mothers' ears, two mothers' tails and two mothers' poodles. Two dogs fought over bones and became enemies. Scared away sixty-six big horse monkeys, frightened sixty-six big green cows, broke sixty-six ebony shafts, knocked down sixty-six good buildings, spilled sixty-six baskets of osmanthus oil, smeared sixty-six green pancakes and stained sixty-six big pompoms. There is an angry youth in the south, holding an adobe head in his hand to cut off the dog's head. I didn't know that the adobe hit the dog's head, and I didn't know that the dog's head touched the adobe. A bald girl came from the north, holding an oil basket and covering the dog's head. I didn't know that there was a dog's head in the mouth of the oil basket of the bald girl, and I didn't know that the dog's head got into the mouth of the oil basket of the bald girl. Dogs chew oil baskets and leak oil, but dogs don't chew oil baskets and leak oil.

9 1 What's going on up the hill? What is nodding at the foot of the mountain? What has a head and no tail? What has a tail and no head? What sits at home with legs? What is a legless trip to Kyushu? Who will repair it in Zhao Zhouqiao? Who will leave the jade railing? What's on the donkey bridge? Who rolled a ditch with a trolley? Who is standing on the bridge with a knife? Who bridles the reins to see the Spring and Autumn Period? Who is white? Who is black? Who has many beards? What is the circle in the sky? What is Yuan Yuan in front of you? What round bars do you sell? On both sides of what round road? What flowers are in bloom? What is a flower with a waist? What flowers have you never seen? What makes a mouthful of hair bloom? What bird wears blue and white? What bird wears soap boots? What bird wears ten kinds of brocade? What bird has a linen pocket?

92 double doors, single doors, I guess I broke something. The car crowded up the hill, the lame nodded down the hill, the frog had a head and no tail, and the scorpion had a tail and no head. The bench has legs to sit at home, but the boat has no legs to go to Kyushu, Zhao Zhouqiao and Lubanxiu. Jade railings are reserved for saints. Zhang rode on the donkey bridge and Chai Wang's cart ran over a ditch. Zhou Cang stood on the bridge with a knife, and Guan Yu bridled the reins to watch the Spring and Autumn Period. Luo, Jingdezhen and Zhang Fei all have many beards. The moon on the horizon is round, the glasses in front of me are round, and sesame cakes are sold on the round long street, and the wheels on both sides are round. Sesame flowers are getting higher and higher, cotton flowers are waist high, vines are missing, and corn flowers are a little hairy. Magpies wear blue and white, crows wear soap boots, pheasants wear ten kinds of brocade, and Ai Lier wears linen bags.

One black, two black, three four five six seven black, eight nine black, ten black. Buy an ebony rod of a cigarette bag, grab both ends and blacken them. Second sister caressed her eyebrows and hit her temples, and her eyes were black when she looked in the mirror. The word Sichuan is written on the pink wall, and three black lines are seen horizontally and vertically. Ivory table with ebony legs and four black on the kang. Buy a chicken that doesn't lay eggs and keep it in a cage until it gets dark. A good mule doesn't eat grass, so he pulls it into the street until dark. Two sisters went to Nanwa to cut wheat, lost their sickles and pulled black. The baby is crazy in the second month, try little moxa moxibustion until it is dark. The melon seed seller didn't pay attention. He brushed and sprinkled a lot, but the broom and dustpan didn't match, and they picked up the black one by one.

In the first month of 1994, the two sisters went to buy lanterns. My sister's name is pink, and my second sister's name is pink. The pink woman is wearing a pink coat, and the pink woman is wearing a pink coat. The pink girl is holding a bottle of pink wine, and the pink girl is holding a bottle of pink wine. The two sisters found a secluded place and had a drink pushing a cup, Liu Ling. Female pink drank female pink wine, female pink drank female pink wine, female pink drank a drunk, female pink drank a drunk. Female powder catches female powder, female powder catches female powder twist. Pink lady tore pink lady's pink coat, pink lady tore pink lady's pink coat. The sisters left their hands after the fight and bought their own thread to sew. Pink girl bought a pink thread, pink girl bought a pink thread. The pink lady sews the pink coat backwards, and the pink lady sews the pink coat backwards.

95 out of the south gate, facing south, there is a road rushing south. There is a blue cotton curtain hanging at the door of the noodle restaurant. I took off the blue cotton curtain, looked at the road and rushed to the south. I hung up the blue cotton curtain and looked at it. Yo-ho. The noodle restaurant still faces south.

Seven steps out of Simon, picking up chicken skin and mending leather pants. Skin patch pants, not skin patch pants. My family has a fat chicken of eight pounds, which flies to the backyard of the Zhang family. A fat, white and heavy dog in Zhang Jiayuan bit my fat, white and heavy chicken. I took his Liu Li and lost my fat chicken.

A lame man came from the south, carrying a load of eggplant, holding a plate in his hand and nailing a stake to the ground. Inadvertently, hanging a nail tripped the lame man, knocked over the lame man's eggplant, smashed the lame man's plate, and the lame man picked up the eggplant. A drunken old man came to the north, with a tobacco bag stuffed around his waist, to buy lame eggplant. The lame man was not sold to the drunken old man. In a rage, he robbed the lame man of eggplant, and the lame man picked up eggplant, vegetables, pegs and chased the old man. When he was angry, he didn't give the lame eggplant, but picked up a tobacco pouch. He didn't know that the old man's tobacco pouch hit the lame eggplant, nor did he know that the lame man hit the peg.

Wandering around four continents, people's hearts are like flowing water in the Yangtze River, gentlemen meet people as light as water, villains make friends with honey to adjust oil as long as water, and honey does not adjust oil to the end. When you make friends, you always learn the three meanings of Taoyuan. Singing the sky is also sad, the mountains are also sad, the monarch is also sad, and the father is also sad about this mother. The duck is also worried about the goose, and this cow is worried about the horse. The sky is worried about the rain, and the ground is worried about no harvest. Mountain sorrow was originally Xiaomi Kan, and this water sorrow is endless, and I am worried about losing my official position. Always worry that no one cares, and worry less about getting white. Sadly, it is full of evil, and sadly, it cannot be repaired. The goose is also worried about the skull, and the horse is also worried about the saddle. This cow whistled in the cold wind, whistled, whistled, and sent it into the soup pot to kill the old cow. The cowhide was locked in 1000 nails. Sent to the bell and drum tower in the city, beef is sold in the strip. The liver and intestines are spared, the ox bones are made into mahjong tiles, and the dice are buckled one by one. The two are opposite.

In the cold weather, there were six or nine heads beating the next spring. On the fifteenth day of the first month, there was a dragon lantern, a pair of lions rolled hydrangeas, and on the third day of March, the heavenly palace was in a mess. The monkey stole Xiantao again. The Dragon Boat Festival in May is the Dragon Boat Festival, and Xu Xian, the White Snake, is not over. On the seventh day of July, the legend is that the milky way is matched, and the cowherd and the weaver girl exchange tears. On August 15th, in Dachang, elephants, deer, mules, horses, pigs, dogs, cows, sheep, ducks, geese, toads, crabs, clams, turtles, fish and shrimps are different. Listen to all my reasons, tigers are afraid to put down this mountain, and wolves are worried that their ambitions are tricky, like one. Cows are worried about making cattle axes (whipping), dogs are worried about eating shit, pigs are worried about being inseparable from the sewer, ducks are worried about flat mouths, geese are worried about heads on the door, toads are worried about pustules and scabs, crabs are worried about being held by nets, clams are worried about being closed to the outside world, turtles are worried about cowardice, and fish are worried about no water.

Say I don't praise you, and I'll spill the beans when I have time. This tongue twister is the most difficult to sing. Let's sing the main entrance mansion, four doors, three bridges and five archways, and go east when we get out of the side door. There is a 66-lane hutong in Tongzhou, 40 miles from Beijing, where 66-year-old Mr. Liu, 66-year-old gentleman, 66-year-old Liu and one of his brothers live. Sixty-six lion rolling hydrangeas were embroidered on silk, and sixty-six alders were planted outside the building. Sixty-six big green cows were tied to the shaft, and sixty-six big monkeys, Mr. Liu, Mr. Liu and Mr. Liu were sitting at the door gnawing bones. A dog from the south looks familiar, like an aunt with big eyes, big nose and big mouth, and a poodle from the north. It seems that my second aunt has two big eyebrows, two big eyes, two big noses, two big ears and two big poodles. These two dogs robbed the bones, ran from south to north, knocked over sixty-six good tall buildings, spilled sixty-six baskets of osmanthus oil and painted sixty-six goose satin, dirty sixty-six lions rolled hydrangeas, knocked down sixty-six cypress tendons outside the building, stunned sixty-six big green cows, and beat sixty-six big horse monkeys and Mr. Liu away. Three brothers killed dogs, built sixty-six fine buildings, put sixty-six baskets of osmanthus oil, washed sixty-six pieces of goose satin, washed sixty-six lion rolling hydrangeas, planted sixty-six cypress poles outside the building, brought back sixty-six big cows, and caught sixty-six big monkeys, Mr. Liu, Mr. Liu, Mr. Liu. So the three brothers saw the south again. I don't know whether the angry adobe head hit the dog's head or whether the dog's head touched the angry adobe head. A bald girl came from the north, holding an oil basket and covering the dog's head. I don't know whether the bald woman's oil basket mouth covered the dog's head, or whether the dog's head got into the bald woman's oil basket mouth. The dog chewed the oil basket and leaked oil, but the dog didn't chew the oil basket and didn't leak oil.

What goes up the mountain, what goes down the mountain, nods, what has a head and a tail, what sits at home with legs, what swims in Bianzhou without legs, Zhao Zhouqiao, who repairs the jade railing, who stays behind, who rides the donkey bridge, who pushes the cart across the ditch, who stands on the knife bridge, who bridles the reins to see the Spring and Autumn Period, who pulls what is a ha ha laugh and who pulls what is a tearful exchange. What is the circle in the sky, what is the circle in front of us, what is the circle in the long street, what are the circles on both sides of the road, what flowers are blooming steadily, what flowers are blooming around the waist, what flowers are invisible, and they are wearing green and white, soap boots, ten kinds of brocade and hemp pockets? Double door, single door, I think it's myself. Cars crowded up the hill, the lame man nodded and went down the hill, the toad had a head and a tail, the scorpion had a headless tail, the board with legs sat at home, the food boat without legs swam Bianzhou, Lu Banxiu, the jade railing sage stayed, Zhang rode the donkey bridge, Chai Wang's cart turned over the ditch, Zhou Cang stood on the bridge with a knife, and Guan Gong bridled the reins to watch the Spring and Autumn Period, laughing a little. The moon is round on the horizon, glasses are round in front of us, biscuits are sold in round bars, wheels are round on both sides of the road, sesame blossoms are getting higher and higher, rice trees are blooming around the waist, vines are invisible, corn is blooming, magpies are dressed in green and white, crows are wearing soap boots, pheasants are wearing ten kinds of brocade, and Li Er is wearing linen bags.

One black and two black, three four five six seven black, eight nine black and ten black, I buy an ebony pole of a pipe, grab one black at both ends, two girls stroke their eyebrows and hit their temples, look at the mirror and write the word Sichuan on the white wall, look at the ebony legs of the ivory table horizontally, look at the four black faces vertically, put them on the kang, buy a chicken that doesn't lay eggs, and keep it in a cage until it is dark. The two sisters went to Nanwa to cut wheat, but they lost their sickles and turned black. The child of the moon has gone crazy, lit a moxa stick and burned it black, and the seller of melon seeds dozed off. He shouted a lot, but his broom and dustpan didn't come together, so he picked up the black one by one.