QQ space spoof said: The heavy rain missed in those years, please be sure to return it to me during military training.

1. Zhuge Liang never led a soldier before he came out of the mountain. Why do you want me to have work experience?

2. Later, Xiao Ming didn't appear in the textbook of high school, so I knew that the fool couldn't get into high school.

3. I swear I will chop my hands when I surf the Internet again, but later I found out that I am Guanyin with a thousand hands.

4. There are a lot of liars now, so be careful when you go out. Today, a man in the street said that he was dying of heat, and he didn't die after I followed him for three blocks.

5. please be sure to return the heavy rain you missed in those years to me during military training.

6. Do you know why you are so unhappy every day? Because your boyfriend is not me!

7. Staying up late is not good for your health, so I suggest you stay up all night.

8. when I have money, I will buy a bus, take the bus lane and stop at the bus stop. when someone wants to get on, I will say, sorry, this is a private car.

9. In this weather, go out for 5 minutes and sweat for 2 hours.

1. My dad commented on my obesity: Han Hong didn't die, but Han Hong got sick.

11. Good night now means that you should stop pushing me around.

12. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but when your future mother-in-law stands in front of you, you can only call aunt.

13. Are you short of light bulbs on Tanabata? The kind that only eats and doesn't talk.

14. I hope that one day, we can become strangers again, get to know each other again and see how I can kill you.

15. The world belongs to us and the children, but in the end it belongs to the grandchildren!

16. My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static means sleeping, while dynamic means turning over.

17. What does it feel like to be possessive? I can only smell her farts.

18. Pretend to be a city dweller. Now the earth is called a village.

19. You should eat enough, go to bed early, and don't stay up all night just because you are ugly.

2. I kissed your face, and it was all cream, bb cream and sunscreen. I felt like I ate a lot of money in one bite.

21. Confucius said: If you don't sleep at noon, you will collapse in the afternoon. Mencius said: Confucius is right!

22. As a typical failure, you are really successful.

23. Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of being mentally ill is to have a brain.

24. When you are sleepy from homework, tell yourself: That's your memorial, that's your country, that's your people. Then wake up in an instant, and I want to be a generation of wise kings.

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1. No matter how strong you drink, you can't fuck your favorite person.

2. It's more comfortable to be alone than to love you.

3. It's still a little sad to think about it. Some people are familiar with it and return to zero.

4. It's not only feelings that can make me feel lonely, but also the accumulated negative energy that overwhelm me a little bit, like dust in the corner.

5. No matter how painful it is, you will smile and say that it doesn't hurt, because no one is distressed by the pain, and you are used to hiding, so you always laugh heartlessly. After a long time, laughter has become a habit, and pain has become a habit.

6. Depressed people are under the water, normal people are on the water, and I am floating in the middle, and I can't get up or down.

7. Be good, be quiet, be obedient, and be fine without him.

8. Loneliness is hearing a familiar name and accidentally remembering some stories.

9. The world is too noisy and full of lies. Can you find another reason and wait for me to go home?

1. The process of being disheartened is the most difficult. The birth of all kinds of conjectures, with vague expectations in my heart, has been modifying my bottom line until tea is cold and my heart is cold, and I have to choose to say goodbye after disappointment.

11. Sometimes, after being disappointed to a certain extent, a flower will bloom instead. The name of that flower is, it doesn't matter.

12, I can't let go of people for a long time, at this moment, let go. Love that has been in love for so long, not anymore.

13. You are free. Give me back my happiness.

for a moment, I suddenly felt that all my waiting was meaningless in your eyes, because I couldn't get any treasure from you, not because I didn't know how to persist, but because I didn't hear from you for too long, so I decided to leave this time.

15. I dreamed yesterday that she wiped my tears and said that she was ashamed of not loving me well. Qq space talk about spoof reply

1. In order to consolidate our friendship, narrow the gap between the east and the west, curb the disparity between the rich and the poor, put an end to social division, stabilize social order, and promote the modernization of Socialism with Chinese characteristics, lend me 2 yuan!

2. Today's women, in their teens, have lost their hair. By the age of 2, I don't know how many men have fucked them, and I don't know how many people have called their husbands, and they keep saying that they are virgins. For this kind of woman, I just want to say: Please contact me!

3. Things have been done, and the child has finished playing. I arranged for her to stay in the hotel. As a brother, I have done everything. She is in a bad mood now. Come and see her when you have time. After all, she is your woman, and you won't answer her phone or text messages. I can only leave a message here, so mind your own business.

4. xx, I have already asked about what you asked me to ask for you last time. Failure to erect may be caused by frequent masturbation. Excessive masturbation may easily lead to inflammation of the prostate, which may lead to infertility, and even impotence and premature ejaculation in severe cases. You didn't reply to my private message before, so I replied directly.

5. I'm so nervous when I reply for the first time! Are there any hidden rules? Do you need to take it off? What should I say? How many words does it take to show literary talent? Is it too far for me to write so well? Can others not understand it if it is so profound? So excited! How can I pretend to reply frequently? So nervous!

6. Fuck! (Although this comment is only one word, its grammar is rigorous, its words are neat, its structure is ingenious, and it is catchy. It can be said that it is concise and concise, which shows that the critic has a solid writing skills, as well as his ingenious writing skills and tragic creativity. I really admire him, and it is really the crowning touch to end with an exclamation point.)

7. After reading what you said, I will turn it off. I drank two mouthfuls and went to the window, watching the drizzle outside. At this time, I couldn't control my emotions and shouted at the sky: What the hell is written here? You have to tell me something!

8. It's my first comment. I'm so nervous. What should I say? How many words can I type to show my literary talent? Is it good to say this? Will it become a hit? Will my writing be too far away? Will others not understand my writing so abstruse? How can I write a elegant and chic level? Will it be too fast to write so many words in half an hour? I'm so excited!

9. Yesterday, when I watched the celestial phenomena at night, I found that one of the stars in the Big Dipper deviated two centimeters to the south, and I knew that the donor's luck was over. Today, I saw that the donor's seal was black, his eyes were purple, and his words were incoherent. It seems that the donor's life will soon be over! Shi mainly wanted to save the day by crossing the Himalayas and climbing Mount Everest to ask the original Buddha for a bag of Banlangen clothes.

11. Take care of yourself by yourself. Cover yourself with the quilt at night. When you wake up in the morning, don't sit up violently, which will cause headaches. Don't eat cold and spicy food, which is bad for your stomach. Look around when crossing the street, have a good meal. Don't just wear clothes. If you have a cold, you must take medicine. Don't stay up too late. Remember to turn down the brightness of your mobile phone when you sleep, or there will be radiation. Remember that I care about you and don't ask who I am.

12. You have arranged for me. The baby has been aborted and she has just been taken out of the hospital. Found her a hotel to live in. As a brother, I have done everything. After all, she is your woman, and she still needs your responsibility. She is in a bad mood now. Come and see her. I can't help it. I don't answer your phone or send you a text message. I can only leave a message here when I see that you are still in the mood to talk. That's all, mind your own business!

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14. Hello! I am the attending doctor of the Mental Health Research Center of the First Hospital of Shijiazhuang, Hebei Province, focusing on research and treatment! The leaders of our hospital attached great importance to your situation after seeing your published talk, and sent me to help you get rid of your illness. I hope you can trust the doctor and cooperate with us. Mental illness can be prevented, controlled and cured. You should build up strong confidence, and we will definitely help you get out of the shadows and lead a normal life.

15. Why are condoms stolen frequently in small shops? Why are the underpants in nursing homes fistula by black hands? Why do tens of thousands of donkeys scream at midnight? Who did the serial rape of pigs? Is it a person or a ghost that buddhist nun's door is knocked every night? What is hidden behind the accidental pregnancy of hundreds of mummies? Is it the distortion of human nature or moral decay behind all this? Is it an outbreak of hormones or desperation? Pay close attention to tonight's 25: annual dedication "The Road of No Return for a Generation of Erotic xxx". Let's follow the camera to his inner world!

16. I envy seeing you talk every day. You are good-looking, you use a smart phone, you have money, you have many friends, and you talk about something that seems very powerful all day. Just take anything to support my living expenses for several months. I don't study much, and I'm from the countryside. I haven't seen much of the world, so I can only watch you send it silently, give a compliment from time to time, and send it myself when I have time. It seems that I can pretend to know you very well. Really, I'm so tired. Anyway, I'm urged to return my mobile phone to him. I'm going to bed. . . Alas!

17. After reading your talk, my heart can't be calm for a long time! This talk is novel in conception, unique in subject matter, clear in paragraph, bizarre in plot, ups and downs, clear in main line, fascinating, and plain, showing extraordinary literary skills. It can be described as a well-written and classic sentence, which is a model for our generation to learn. From the perspective of novel art, it may not be too successful, but its experimental significance is far greater than success itself. Ma Benteng, shoot an eagle and draw a bow, heaven and earth are in my heart! You are worthy of being a new generation of mountain monsters in the nonsense world! It is you who rekindled the fire of hope in my heart, which is rare to say!

18. Er Dan, I finally found you. Are you still in the mood to talk about it? ! The foreman told you to hurry back to the construction site to move bricks. If you don't go back, you won't get the salary of 3 yuan a few days ago. By the way, your father asked you to go back when you are free. The last case of bus molesting women has come down. Your father gave the woman your car as hush money, and she agreed not to sue you. It's not easy for your father, so go back and have a look when you are free. Also, Widow Wang of the next village asked me to tell you that she missed you very much and asked when you would marry her. She said that the door should not be too grand, so don't pretend to be a low-key person. After all, getting married is not easy. I brought it for you. It's up to you!

19. I'm here. Now that I'm here, I have to say something! Just a few words! If I don't say something! I'm sorry, since I have to say a few words! Then you must talk ~ so I decided that a few words might change everything! Maybe these words I said won't change anything! But! Nothing can change even if I say a few words! But I still want to say a few words I want to say! If I don't say what I want to say! Then, I came here without saying what I want to say ~ ~ First of all, I'm sorry for myself if I don't say what I want to say! Actually, I won't say these words! It's a waste of what I said above! In the end, I summed it up! ! ! I'm just saying something casually.

2. I really don't understand you. You are still in the mood to talk about this after what happened. I have settled the girl for you, found a hotel to let her stay, and done a lot of ideological work for her, so there should be no more suicidal thoughts. As a classmate, I can only help you this step. Think about how to solve the rest yourself. She said, she won't pester you anymore, and she won't blame you. I hope you can be happy in the future, and let me tell you that I hope you can visit her more when you have time, even for the sake of the children. After all, it is a witness that you were together once. Moreover, she doesn't want her children to grow up without their father's love. Even if you can't give them a home for their mother and son, it's enough to spend some time with her!

21. I have done what you told me. I just released her from Dongguan No.1 Prison, and her case has been settled. I have arranged for her to stay in a hotel near your home. She is very unhappy. Go and see her. After all, she is engaged in prostitution for you. I can't get through calling you, so I have to leave a message here. After all, she is your woman. Don't go too far. As a brother, I can only help you here! I saw her the day before yesterday, too. She asked me about your situation. I said that you are doing well. She asked me to tell you that she doesn't hate you at all. She will take good care of the children. The children are becoming more and more like you. She told you not to be too tired at work, and your health is important. You used to be in poor health. By the way, she said. The child will call his father, which makes me cry. You bastard have the nerve to talk about it here.

23. I'm in my hometown, and I don't have Internet or WIFI. In order to praise your QQ talk, I walked dozens of kilometers of mountain roads to the town, and my feet were covered with blisters as big as beans, and my shoes were gummed. Originally, I wanted to sell my family's corn for dozens of pounds, and I took a bus to the Internet cafe in the town to praise what you said. Unfortunately, the weather was not good, and the harvest was not good this year, so I had to work in the brick kiln in the town to earn enough money. Moving a brick from the brick kiln to the tractor only cost a penny. For the fare of 1 yuan, I moved 1, bricks, and all ten fingers were stained with blood. In order to save the fare, I didn't stick a band-aid of Yunnan Baiyao to let the blood naturally coagulate. After getting the money to move bricks, I got on the bus from town to town. When I came to the Internet cafe, I felt in my pocket that there was no Internet access fee of three yuan, and I moved 3 bricks less. I had to run around the street, watching the people who drank mineral water. At the moment when they threw the mineral water bottle out of their hands, I jumped like a goalkeeper, for fear that the mineral water bottle would be robbed by others. I praised your talk so much at night.