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Sweet talk to my wife, you are all to me.

If the wife is angry, make her happy and sweet talk.

Honey, don't be angry. I will listen to you in the future. I won't talk back to you. I want to wash clothes. I'll cook. I'll mop the floor. I will make money. I'll take care of it when I earn it. Smile.

Honey, I'm yours. Nobody can change that, okay?

Honey, don't be angry. Didn't you fancy that dress? I'll buy it tomorrow. I want the hat you like. I will also pull your hair with you. I'll take you to KFC. I will buy you a flower every day. I will do anything for you. Smile!

I'm sorry to see you like this.

I only have two days, one day to be born and one day to die. I only have two days, one is hope and the other is despair. I only have two days, one to love you and the other to love you!

Although you cry beautifully, don't be angry, but according to scientific proof, angry crying will make people get old quickly and become unattractive.

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How old are you? Why aren't you beautiful? I will love you as always. But if you like beautiful ones, you can't cry in the future.

There is no reason to love you. If there is a reason, it is because of your existence. Can't discuss a love, a love. If I can, can I love you in another way?

Honey, don't cry. You know, if you cry for one minute, my life will be shortened by one day. If you want me to die early, you can cry for a few days.

You've been crying for hours now, and I'll live a few months less. Honey, I'm leaving first. But it can be redeemed. Because every minute you laugh, I live another day.

If I were an ancient emperor, people would ask me whether I love my country or my wife. I will definitely choose a wife.

I can't eat in the morning because I miss you; I can't eat at noon because I miss you more; I can't eat at night because I miss you crazily; I can't sleep at night because ... I'm hungry.

All my worries, all my thoughts, past, present and future can only be summarized in one voice and tone. If it rings, it can only be: I love you!

Wife ... I'm so stupid, you're angry. I don't know how to make you happy. But you are really the most beautiful in my heart.

The woman with the gentlest temper, the best cooking, the brightest mop, the cleanest clothes and the best housekeeper is really lucky to marry you. Really happy.

Honey, don't be sad. Actually, I really love you. I really love you. Just like mice love rice, wolves love sheep, and fish can't live without water, just like beggars love chicken legs, just like Yang Guo loves little dragon girls, just like you love banknotes. ...

You are my heart, you are my liver and you are three quarters of my life. You are my stomach. You are my lungs. Without your smile, I will collapse!

Husband: Don't be angry with your wife. I will never quarrel with you again. I will love you and make you the third happiest person in the world!

Wife: The third happiness? Even if you are the first happiness, I am the second happiness! ... hum!

Husband: You are the third happiness and I am the second happiness. Our baby is the first happiness.

Smile, wife, I'll make you some poems!

Money is precious, but life is more expensive. If it's for your wife, you can throw them both away.

Born as a wife, died as a ghost!

Wife's wife is really beautiful, with watery eyes, small cherry mouth and slender legs. Better than a beautiful wife. My wife is standing on the stage. The younger sister in the world sighs!

Sweet talk to your girlfriend, I am your punching bag when you are angry.

When you are tired, come to sleep in my arms. When you are angry, I will be your punching bag. When you are uncomfortable, I will give you a massage, soak your feet, cook porridge, wash clothes and clean your house. I am happier when you are happy, more painful when you are sad, and I am hurt when you are hurt. I am a boy. You hold my hand. Don't let go, because we have your warm home. Even watching you sleep, I want to kiss you, smell you, touch you and let you be in my love river. In the future, we will have children. Children are our wealth and our life. As a father, I have a heavy responsibility. As a mother, I care more. I will work harder. Finally, thank you for loving me, accompanying me, encouraging me, supporting me, loving you forever, kissing you my angel, my hero ~!

1 Are you busy? I miss you! Only in this way can I send the message I missed without disturbing you! I don't care whether you are busy or not. I'm satisfied if you miss me. I'll be happier if you call. ...

2. Loving you is the happiest thing in my life, thinking about you is the happiest thing in my life, seeing you is the most enjoyable thing in my life, and loving and thinking about you is what I want to do in my life.

The furthest distance in the world is not standing in front of you without knowing that I love you, but knowing that we love each other but can't be together. It's not being in love but not being together, but being unable to resist missing, but pretending to be absent in my heart.

All the birds on Swan Lake have flown away, so it is meaningless to walk in pairs. These two trees have nothing to do with the heart of the forest. If you don't want to fly first (type four words)

I would rather regret than miss it. Please don't doubt that I care about you so much, and we will be together for life!

6. I want to be an old man with you! By then, our hair will turn white and we will not be young. If you can treat me as always, I will be the happiest person in the world.

7. Every girl was once an angel without tears. When she meets a boy she likes, she cries-so she becomes a mortal. So boys must not let girls down, because girls give up the whole heaven for you!

I only care about you, just like birds need wings, fish can't leave water, and spring breeze can't blossom. Cherish every day with you and care about every year with you.

9. I think your heart is like the scale of a thermometer. If you don't accept my love, my heart will always be zero. If you accept my love, my heart will beat up and down, not in the same place.

10 If God allows me to make three wishes, the first is to be with you in this life, the second is to be with you again and again, and the third is to be with you forever.

1 1 It takes three seconds for the stars to set, one day for the moon to rise, one year for the earth to rotate, 24 hours for missing someone, and a lifetime for loving someone, and only one second for a thoughtful blessing: I wish you happiness forever!

12 ... If you want to be happy, I will give you happiness. May our love and affection be like chopsticks, and no one can live without anyone, and we will always taste the ups and downs of the world together!

13 Without water, would there be fish? Without a chair, will people stand for a hundred years? Without the sky, will everything grow? I don't know what to do without you.

14 in love, I asked the air as a postman, bound my fiery greetings and thoughts into a package, postmarked it, and delivered it at a constant temperature of 37 degrees. The recipient is you. Have a happy day!

15 I want you to know that there is someone in this world who will wait for you forever. No matter when and where, you know there is always such a person.

16 I want to see you before, the way you sat in front of me and smiled, and the way you took care of me; Demands are too high and expectations are too high; Because I can't live without you anymore.

17. In the post of time, I made a wish, which is forever; In the harbor of love and affection, I will send a hope called sincerity. Because our affection for each other will always be accompanied by sincerity.

18 Whether it is sunny, cloudy or rainy, the day when I can see you is sunny; No matter yesterday, today or tomorrow, a day with you is a beautiful day.

19 I don't know when it started. I have learned to rely on it. Only you know my mood and only you can bring it to me. Because I know I can't live without you, I will cherish it even more. ...

20. I love you! I will marry you anyway! In sickness and in health, the rich and the poor will love you and take care of you until death do us part!

2 1. I just need a harbor where I can rest. People always get old. I hope you will still be by my side, whether in this life or in the afterlife ... all I want is you. ...

22. When you see this message, congratulations, you stand out from 99 competitors, and you have won my exclusive love. Do you want to come out and celebrate?

23. Your words have been locked in my memory. You can keep the key for me all my life. I love you once-with my old sadness and childhood loyalty!

24. If you ask me what I like? I will say that I like looking into your eyes, because there is my happy smile in it! If you want to give me a gift, I want the second button of your coat, because that's the place closest to your heart!

25. Although there is nothing romantic and crazy in the vows of love, we can feel the heartbeat when we snuggle up to each other! I love you!

26. Don't ask me how much I love you. I really can't tell you. I only know that you have become a habit in my life and are indispensable every day. I can eat and sleep, but I can't miss you.

27. I am the star and you are the moon. I can't live without you; You are a mountain, I am water, and I am not beautiful without you; You are a tree, I am a flower, and I won't marry except you.

28, since you appeared, I just know that it is so beautiful that someone loves someone ... I don't want a short warmth, as long as you accompany me for a lifetime; I hope the last person I see before going to bed every day is you. ...

If I had a magic lamp, I would have three chances to make a wish. But I only need one! I will make this wish: I want you to have countless afterlives and love you for a hundred thousand centuries!

30. How sweet it is to say I love you gently; A trembling heart is looking for another heart. I've found out-you can drink the wine of love and leave eternal happy memories.

3 1 If you are a stone, I am a magnet; If you are a plant, I am a mimosa; If you were human, I would be the only thrill for you. Having you is the greatest happiness in my life!

32. There won't be two Taiyi Yeung Yi in one day, two moons in one night, and two you in a lifetime; Without clouds, I don't think I can love one person with a light every day. Without wind, I don't think the moonlight is gentle. Without you, I don't think life is happy.

33. How I wish it were your computer and accept your affectionate eyes every day; How I wish it were your keyboard, bearing the beating of your fingertips every day!

34. I practiced hard in front of the Buddha for 500 years, hoping to have sex with you, so the Buddha turned me into a tree and left me on the roadside where you must pass. This life is only for one love, one you.

Sweet words between lovers

Sweet words and text messages between lovers

1. If you can't pick it up, let the past be dusty, let unforgettable memories flow, dry your tears, let go of love, let go of memories, look at the smiles all the way, walk from one place to another, and let the hands you can't hold fall in the wind.

2. Simple memory really can't remember too many things. At the beginning, the beautiful picture has long been unrecognizable, just a vague outline in my heart; Those scenery along the way can't stand the washing of time and rain and disappear without a trace; Perhaps, life is changeable, and no one can grasp tomorrow.

Missing is a disease, so I miss you in the quiet night, in the mossy street, in the dim light, in the flowing grass, in the lotus pond with fire in July, in the sunset with flowers in full bloom. ...

4. Old trees are hard to find, poor but careless. Zhao Guo has a concubine who is not a woman, but no goose feathers. I don't want to be shy when I'm away. After suffering a lot, I changed friends and claimed that someone was with you (I'm sorry I still love you).

5. There is a kind of love that can be forgotten in rivers and lakes, a friend of a gentleman, or a chance meeting. You can love silently, understand silently, silently fill your heart with blessings, wave your hand and let the grass blossom into a red array.

6. I can't spend it with my heart. Occasionally someone comes to accompany me. When I regretted it, I shed tears unintentionally. I was silent when I swallowed it. The couple whispered in my ear. Without the left heart, the east wind took away a little (May you be happy every day).

7. After the prosperity, there will always be a blank, and no one needs to walk through it. That is my own loneliness; As long as we make sure that the lonely heart is as sunny and warm as possible, it will grow into a lush life.

8. Birds fly and geese jump, with the moon in the middle and eyes on cinnabar. No, the spoon is beside the white one. Everything is difficult at the beginning, and it is indispensable. It's a good friend under the rain, broken (I love you in my own way).

9. You are the most beautiful bead of thought; The galaxy of happiness, you are the most beautiful drop; You are the most beautiful poem woven with blessings. Love you forever!

10. No regrets. Big brother has rules on his head, so he can't take it. Single aristocrats look forward to the evening, but lovers are lonely. They want to meet here. (I love you more every day)

1 1. There is a cold temple up and down in the bamboo forest. He is like a monk who has no immortals, standing alone on the top of the mountain in the wind, denying that he wants to be immortal. You and the others who stood by, sighing and sighing, bowed their heads and ran around the mountain looking for the crown on their heads. Do you know I'm waiting for you?

12. When your heart beats faster, I can't see your mood getting worse, dreaming that your time slips too fast, and having you is not a long wait; The summer evening breeze is gently buckled, and the bright moon is clinging to the left and right. From then on, you and I will hold hands and walk together for life!

13. It's a long day and a short night. How many people come from high places, one swims in the grassland, ten people are covered with hemp fiber, swans are flying, it's meaningless to cook wine, and it rains at three o'clock in leisure. (The moon represents my heart)

14. Because it is precious, cherish it with your heart; Because of beauty, I watch with my heart; Only one day, my heart touched God, and I received this extraordinary gift, which is my dear baby. Love you for ten thousand years.

15. Friendship is always mixed with rain. When human feelings meet, with love, geese fly south without humanity. They know that fate should have no point. What day is it after New Year's Eve? (Love you for ten thousand years)

16. Waiting for rain is the fate of an umbrella. True feelings don't have to be vigorous to be moving, but they can also bloom with long warmth. I hope we can have a person who loves you, miss you in expectation and be intoxicated in appreciation.

17. Moonlight haunts the past time. Missing will make me lose my way. Memories flow freely in my heart. Where are you now? You are the direction of my dream and hope. I am the person I love most in my life!

18. There is an encounter, and it is eternal to stare at it; There is a kind of heart, once in a lifetime, only for one person; There is a kind of knowing each other, that is, flowers bloom at first sight; One is to be together, love each other silently, and be happy; I love you!

19. I miss the romantic rain on Valentine's Day and the quiet wind and frost on the anniversary. Life is very beautiful. Because I have your company in my life, my life will not be lonely!

20. With love, there is a reason to be sad. I understand that no one can keep the old days, and no one can imprison time and space, but they can keep that promise, and the next stranger will have a touching flower.