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My great-uncle passed away. What should I do?

The traditional rural uncle died,

On the first day of death, as a nephew, you should cry. You want to buy a box of milk or eight-treasure porridge, buy some burnt paper, and when you get to your aunt's house, you start to act like a spoiled brat and cry at your uncle. Because you are a man, you can lie on your uncle and watch carefully.

The first afternoon, you want to cry. Cry, uncle.

On the second day after your death, you are going to buy a sheet as a pole, and ask the writer to write:

I deeply mourn for my uncle.

Chinese joke: The history of Qing Dynasty has a name.

Next paragraph: the silly nephew is crying and pulling.

You want to buy a sacrifice. Buy a father-in-law sacrifice.

Because you are your uncle's in-laws.

Like your fourth uncle.

The family spent 2500 yuan to buy a big pig or a big cow.

If uncles and brothers, that is, a family take 5000.

It would be a great honor if you were the only nephew. You have to pay 10000 yuan for the sacrifice of your husband's family.

At noon the next day, you will cry and your uncle will be cremated.

The next afternoon, you cried all the way, uncle.

In the middle of the next night, you will cry the coffin. Pack a coffin at midnight.

In the early morning of the third day, you will cry the coffin. Start offering sacrifices. Zhang's family was the first to sacrifice.

On the third morning, you will cry very loudly, and then you will cry on the coffin.

At noon on the third day, at the funeral, you will cry.

Cry into the grave. Start burying, and you're going to cry again.

Bury, round the grave, you start burning paper.

Then kowtow, thank you.