Joke, SMS makes your wife happy.

1, before marriage, you drink coke, I drink milk, I eat radish, you eat cabbage, you like shopping, I am willing to go shopping; Drink cola and eat cabbage after marriage, and accompany you to the mall several times a day; Change for you, love me and love me!

I am a satellite that always revolves around you. My life will always run on your track, not only rejected by you, but also attracted by you! Dear, this is the eternal beautiful and unchangeable connection between us!

I have something to say to you in this woman's day. This is what I've always wanted to tell you, that is-I have two lives: once I was born and once I met you!

4. Wife, based on your good performance yesterday, I hereby present a banner and award you the title of a new wife who has not died in 2 1 century!

Rule 1: A wife is always right. Article 2: If the wife is wrong, please refer to Article 1. therefore

6. Wife, my heart is your coat. It covers you, surrounds you, cares for you and cherishes you, so that the wet rainy season is no longer cloudy and the night without stars and the moon is no longer sad. As promised forever, take care and watch your life!

Dear wife, do you still remember the happy time when we were young? I haven't sent you flowers for a long time. You've been working hard for your family. I came to send you a bunch of flowers by text message. Honey, you have worked hard!

8. Be proud of caring for your wife and be ashamed of neglecting your wife; Be proud to serve your wife, and be ashamed to trouble your wife; (Van www.creditsailing.com) I am proud of praising my wife and ashamed of criticizing her; Be proud of obeying your wife and ashamed of contradicting your wife; Be proud of coming home from work and ashamed of staying out at night; Be proud of being honest and single-minded, and be ashamed of being philandering; exceed

9. There are dreams during the day and dreams at night. You should take care of yourself, don't catch a cold and have a runny nose; If I sneeze occasionally, it means I miss you!

10, working pressure is high every day. You can do your work beautifully by commuting on time. Honey, I will support you no matter how hard and tired you are. Do a good job!

1 1, Wife: Thank you for every meal you cooked for me and every dress you washed. You know, the real feelings are only those that can stand the dull time!

12, if you want to make progress in life, should you remember your wife's advice? ぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃ𞊣𞊣𞊣𞊣.

13, wife, I miss you. I sent a text message to harass you. I really want to kiss you and hold you in my arms. I don't know where it is at this time, so I have to keep it in my heart!

14, wife, you are the other half of my life. I look forward to the extension of our life as soon as possible! I will take good care of our children, my wife and this family with my sense of responsibility!

15, I don't miss you because of loneliness, I don't depend on you because of fatigue, I don't love you because of beauty, I don't bless you because of festivals. All this is because of your existence and will never change! Happy holidays, wife. Love you forever!