Humorous Valentine's Day greetings

First of all, I sincerely confess to you. At midnight, I secretly check your ideal, grab your hope, disturb your peace, just to send you a golden dream at this moment, and drive a trip to Xiangyun to make you grin until dawn!

Second, it's sad to meet the right person at the wrong time; Meeting the wrong person at the right time is a sigh; Meeting the right person at the right time is a lifelong happiness. You are the one who makes me happy all my life. Happy Valentine's Day! Valentine's day love message.

Third, it is said that the earliest love poem was written like this: You are from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I am from Zhoukou, Beijing, holding your furry little hand and biting your mouth gently, ah! It is love that makes us walk upright. Happy Valentine's Day!

4. It's late at night, birds are asleep, mosquitoes are out, I miss you, I'm looking forward to you, and I'm doomed to insomnia tonight; Dream lost, soul led; The heart you stole on Tanabata is gone. Why don't you return it?

Five, silky amorous feelings, continuous drizzle with Qiu Si, floating clouds give me my heart, Mid-Autumn Festival appreciation of the moon. You can't finish browsing the past, but you can't finish talking in this life. You can meet Qixi Bridge, and the breeze and bright moon haunt you.

Sixth, Valentine's Day intelligence test: two kinds of vegetables have a brand of mobile phone at the same time! Guess two vegetables and a mobile phone brand. Answer: Radish and vegetables have their own love! Do you like today? Happy Valentine's Day!

Seven, love a person, is a lifetime. If my waiting can get your promises again and again many years ago, I would rather wait forever.

Eight, the cowherd is not peeping tom, just because the girl is too bright; Cowherd is not ignorant of the law, and two children support the elderly. Cowherd is not a pervert, only one color is not a wolf; Cowherd is not unhurt. There is a Tanabata every year. Love is great!

Nine, sentient beings, every day is a festival. A cold and warm sentence, a noisy line; A reminder, a handed note; A lovesickness, looking forward to it with one heart; A love, a lifelong love.

Affection, love and friendship are all feelings. Valentine's Day is not just a festival for lovers. I want to say happy holidays to all sentient beings!

Pursuing you is what I like, choosing you is what I am attached to, loving you is sincere and eternal, and I promise not to regret it. I will repay what I owe in my last life, and my love for you will remain unchanged for life. Happy Valentine's Day!

Forgive me for telling a stranger your mobile phone number. His name is Cupid. He wants to help me tell you that my heart likes you, my heart cares about you and my heart is waiting for you.

Thirteen, the oath is always witnessed by the earth, the action is always witnessed by the lover, and the friendship is always witnessed by the friend. On Valentine's Day, I sent a warm message, simple and frank, with only one purpose. I wish you and your Valentine's Day a happy life!

Fourteen, don't hide in a hurry, surrender quickly! I'll intercede with old Yue. You must understand that falling in love with me is not a crime. Express your love to me quickly.

15. How many people will laugh on Valentine's Day? What are you doing? Steamed bread is valuable, but the price of steamed buns is still high. If you have ribs, you can throw them both. Happy Valentine's Day!

Sixteen, as long as you are still looking at me from afar, no one else will come into my heart, and my heart will always beat for you. Dear, Happy Valentine's Day!

Seventeen, if God lets me make three wishes, my first wish is to be with you in this life; The second is to be reborn with you; The third is that Sansheng III and you are no longer separated.

Eighteen, today's Tanabata, send you a seven-color flower, red is auspicious, blue is wishful, green is vitality, yellow is lucky, orange is sweet, pink is happiness, and purple is happiness. May your love be sweet and your life be colorful!

Nineteen, if I am hungry, I will fill my stomach with thoughts; If I am tired, I will rest with love; If I fall asleep, I will meet you in my dream; If I miss you, I will use this short message to tell you what I think.

Twenty, the summer heat is approaching, only to find that Tanabata is quietly coming. At this moment, everything may have been forgotten, but what I can't forget is to gently say to you: You are happy, I am happy, I wish you a happy day!

Twenty-one, when you see this message, you have been poisoned by love. The only antidote is to marry me. Forget it. Forev

Twenty-two, my soul has been held high by the wings of imagination, flying to the Garden of Eden at the end of the world, asking the beautiful Eve to convey her affection for me.

Twenty-three, I give you Valentine's greetings from afar. I miss you very much, you know? No matter how far apart we are. My Valentine's Day will always belong to you, the love of my life.

Twenty-four, the grain and grass are too vast, and the path is covered with poplars. I used to watch the sunset together because my hands were too cold. The setting sun hangs willow tips, and the willow tips tell about the secluded intestines at dusk. Valentine's day roses are fragrant, thinking you are heaven!

Dear, yesterday I drank the water from the washbasin, kissed the cat on the mouth unconsciously, and took the wrong bus, but I still couldn't find my way home. Later, the doctor told me that I was lovesick because of you. Happy Valentine's Day!

Twenty-six, my eyes only have you, you are a miracle in my life; I only have you in my heart, and you are the only person I can't miss!

27. Who is the sweetest on Valentine's Day, isn't it you? Don't hesitate, don't doubt, be sure to cherish. Only by predestination can we get together, and only by sharing can we depend on each other. I wish you a smooth and happy love life.

Twenty-eight, there is a piece of Tianya called Zhichi, an acre of mulberry field called the sea, a string of love called till death do us part, and a kind of yearning called unforgettable. I would like to protect the mulberry field, spread the fruits of missing in your world, and look forward to the blooming of love roses.

Twenty-nine, meeting the right person at the wrong time is a kind of sadness; Meeting the wrong person at the right time is a sigh; Meeting the right person at the right time is a lifelong happiness.

See your lover on Valentine's Day, don't be sad or worry. I secretly brought Cupid's Arrow and sent it to you by this short message. It won't be long before you can enjoy the sweetness of love! Happy Valentine's Day!

3 1. Valentine's Day is coming. You must fully practice the scientific concept of lovers and constantly improve the happiness index of lovers. You should send the house to the house and the car to the car. If it really doesn't work, send garlic, which has appreciation potential.

I never knew the feeling of missing and the sweetness of love before I met you. Please promise me that from this Valentine's Day, this feeling will accompany me for the rest of my life! Happy Valentine's Day!

Thirty-three, I wanted to tell you yesterday, for fear that you said April Fool's Day was still early; I want to say it today, but I'm afraid you will say happy holidays. I want to talk about it tomorrow, in case you say the holiday is over! I can only send: I love you at any time!

I don't know what to describe love, and I don't know what words to express love. Friend: Valentine's Day can't be spent without a lover like me. I wish you a happy Valentine's Day and a happy love. Come on, friend! Come on!

Thirty-five, the sky is not blue without you! Without your flowers, it is not gorgeous! Without your meal, it doesn't smell good! Sleep without you is not sweet! Dear, Happy Valentine's Day!

Thirty-six, love you for ten thousand years, exaggerated; Love you for five thousand years is hopeless; It is absurd to love you for a thousand years; Love you for a hundred years, too long; Love you for 70 years in succession, as long as I am healthy, this is my strength!

Thirty-seven, suddenly found that there is a gap between feelings and words; Suddenly found that "I love you" really can't explain my touch; It suddenly occurred to me that I just wanted to tie your thin shoelaces myself so that you wouldn't fall down easily.

Thirty-eight, the wind is affectionate, the water is smiling, and the Mid-Autumn Festival is approaching; Danguixiang, bright moon, sit and enjoy today's reunion; Chang 'e Dance, Jade Rabbit Dance, beautiful night after night; Floating clouds, greetings, I wish you a better mood!

Thirty-nine, if one day, you are too tired to walk, just turn around and I will be by your side! No matter how far, no matter how many years! May my blessing turn into a star and shine every day in your life! Happy Valentine's Day in the Year of the Horse!

Forty, love is fate, love is touching, love is habit, love is tolerance, love is sacrifice, love is understanding, love is a lifelong commitment. I love you!

4 1, I will give you what you want. Of course I won't give it to you if you want it. You can't ask me not to give it to you. You said you didn't want me to give it to you! Be reasonable, I don't love you, who loves you! Happy Valentine's Day!

Forty-two, flowers, roses, may you always be bright; Starlight, music, may you always be trendy; Forever, ever, may you be vast forever. On Valentine's Day, when I miss you, I bless you. You are an angel in my heart.

43. Valentine's Day is a beautiful day. I don't have an earth-shattering declaration of love or a promise of love, but I want to tell you that I love you more than the last second! Happy Valentine's Day!

44. Give you a little sunshine and you will be brilliant; Give you a little flood, and you will flood. A broken jar has its own broken lid, and an ugly ghost has its own ugly love. As long as love is as deep as the sea, Asako can shine!

Forty-five, well, to be honest, are you secretly thinking about me? Are you really thinking about me secretly? If you really want me, just tell me! I won't let you miss me. Be reasonable. I miss you too!

46. Knowing you is a fate, falling in love with you is a beauty, and being with you is a blessing. I want to be with you forever. Happy Valentine's Day!

47. If I own an island, I would like to spend every day and night with you. I would like to look up at the night sky with you, enjoy the beautiful moonlight and make a wish to the brightest star in the night sky!

Forty-eight, not tall or handsome, the boss doesn't like it, the house is not built, and the car wants to buy it; Only love for you, plus an empty wallet. If you marry me, only love is like the sea! Happy Valentine's Day.

Forty-nine, my dream is full of spring flowers, how I want to float gently with the spring breeze and fly into your heart!

50. You are very creative. It is your courage to live. Ugliness is not your intention, but God has a little temper. You have to live bravely. Without you, who can foil the beauty of the world? Happy Valentine's Day!

Fifty-one, no matter how beautiful the flowers miss the flowering period, they will not be brilliant again; No matter how high the sky is, there is no tomorrow, it must be dark; No matter how long the road is, as long as you walk, you will always come to an end; If I love you again, if I don't confess, I will miss a beautiful marriage: I love you.

Fifty-two, today I will take you to a warm place: Lane 520, Missing Road, Love Street, Love City 13 14! The landlord is your favorite person, the lease is 10 thousand years, and the rent is the love of your life! Happy Valentine's Day!

Fifty-three, all people, every day is Valentine's Day. A cold and warm sentence, a noisy line; A reminder, a handed note; A lovesickness, looking forward to it with one heart; A love, a lifelong love. Happy Valentine's Day!

54. Don't misunderstand Valentine's Day, don't misunderstand my heart, love is heartless only for a moment, happy holidays! Happy every day!

Fifty-five, worship heaven and earth, from now on by his wife; Second, worship Gao Tang and work hard for her; Husband and wife respect each other as guests, and then tighten their belts; Into the bridal chamber, I knelt down and put her on the bed. Alas-I am a sheep and she is a wolf!

Fifty-six, don't sing love songs when you are lonely, don't torture yourself endlessly in winter nights, don't be sad in festivals, don't cry when you receive my message, remember to invite me!

Fifty-seven, oh! Dear, I tell you, I didn't go home on Qixi Day a thousand years ago. You think I'm fooling around, so don't bother me, because there was no text message at that time. So a thousand years later, I have to tell you that I went to buy flowers.

Fifty-eight, good evening! I'm sorry to send you a lonely Tanabata. The reason is that I haven't found a person who can make you happy, but he can come out of your side soon. Trust me!

Fifty-nine, evening festival, I wish you seven joys: first, the weather is sunny; Hill feels very comfortable; Sanxi enters and exits Ankang; Sixi health has always been there; Five happy relatives are beautiful; Liu Xi works smoothly; Happy 7-up Festival!

Sixty, love is empty, I wander in the street. Empty, single, bad karma. Things are empty, business is empty, you are crazy to think about it. Life is not easy. This is empty, that is empty, only thinking about you is the easiest!

Sixty-one, the happy heart is accompanied by you, the happy moment is grasped by you, and the sweet time is borne by you. Dear, if you have money in the future, I will give it to you, and you have the final say! Valentine's day, I'll take you to romance!

Sixty-two, first love is unforgettable, first love always makes people feel beautiful, and the impulse at first love only knows how to love each other. After growing up slowly, love is no longer as pure as first love.

Sixty-three, you are the wind, I am the boat, and we go far together; You are a rose, I am a flower, and we have a love flower; You are warm, I am home, and we form a happy family; Today is Valentine's Day. Happy Valentine's Day!

Sixty-four, the weather is fine, pack up your emotions and remember to smile; It's raining, tidy up your mood and enjoy leisure; Loneliness, recalling the past and keeping in touch; Miss me, act now and send me a message! Happy tanabata!

If there is love in the sky, if the dream will come true, let my heart love it completely. My love for you is indescribable, just like wind and rain, and this feeling will never change.

Of all the people in the world, why do I know you? I know a lot of people, why I miss you. As long as I think of you, my heart is as sweet as honey Happy Valentine's Day!

Sixty-seven, love is not to say that you have a heart; Love is not much, but you can understand it if you have expertise! Pray for you on Valentine's Day!

I have no time to participate in your past, and I won't miss your future again! In sincerity, get to know you; Linxi is with you day and night.

Sixty-nine, a person, Sauvignon Blanc, Leng Yue is cold, the evening breeze is blowing, Valentine's Day is coming, and a person is turning on his mobile phone. Looking back on the good old days, I will express my best wishes and send you a happy Valentine's Day!

Seventy, don't ask me how much I love you, run to the hot sun to bask in the sun, the sun represents my feelings; Don't ask me how long I have loved you. Looking up at the lonely starry sky. The moon represents my heart! Happy Valentine's Day!

Seventy-one, you are poison, seeping into my blood, my nerves and controlling my brain. February 14, you were poisoned. Please don't forget to give me the antidote!

Seventy-two, dear husband, remember: if the husband doesn't send flowers to his wife on Valentine's Day after marriage, her wife will put a handful of dishes in the vase at home.

Seventy-three, since I fell in love with you, my heart can't let you go. I walk with you, hot and cold, and pretend to be you when I go out. You, I have no temper, because I love you so much! Happy tanabata!

During Valentine's Day, those who can give me face, those who can write me love letters and those who can slander me in the city will be rewarded.

It's easy to quit smoking, but it's too difficult to quit you. When the virus of love comes quietly, when you put the first kiss downloaded from my heart in the recycling bin, I decided to lower my love and format my memories. Do you know my heart is crying?