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Today is the last day of 2011kloc-0/231. I want to send a blessing message to the girl I like. What should the text message say?

Sincere version:

20 1 1 will leave, and the fragments of life will piece together another past. Remember to open the inner cork, release the pressure and unhappiness, and put the seeds of happiness and happiness into the bottle. I wish you all the best on 20 12! Hope to meet you 20 12!

A spoof version:

I like you so much that you will die. Watch out for 20 12!

Friendship edition:

The wind is flying, and it is your stumbling block forever. No one will know how painful this missing is, how to completely empty your heart and tear it up without mercy. Your figure is always dancing in my heart, which makes me intoxicated! I really want to say I love you, but I really miss you. I can't live without you. I want to be with you all my life. Even if it is dull, even if it is difficult, we will not part. Since I met you, my heart has been drunk for you; Ever since I met you, I want to snuggle up with you. I have no regrets in this life, and I will chase you forever! Don't be afraid even if the end of 20 12 comes!

Wulitou version:

Honey, you know, I was worried recently, because I lost something, so I committed suicide. I hit my head with tofu, hanged myself with noodles, hanged myself with a toy knife, and finally gave up. In this case, I want you to take good care of my heart that I left there before the end of 20 12.