Are there any funny messages on Valentine's Day?

When Valentine's Day comes, remind me: send some flowers and plants foolishly, lead them around frivolous, eat and drink tacky, and dance boring; Anxious to look around in the mobile phone, crazy to put it down on the spot, bold to cuddle, cheeky to have sex, regardless of the size of the money, timid to send a message to say hello, there is no need to stay in qq to chat.

Husband is a big tree, you must hold it; Lovers are grass and must be protected. Plant a big tree and a meadow. Enjoy the cool under the big tree and walk the birds on the grass. Harmonious society, environmental protection, I wish all brothers and sisters a happy Valentine's Day!

On Valentine's Day, the little panda said to his mother in dismay, now all the girls in the class ignore me. Mom asked inexplicably, why, haven't they always praised your' sunglasses' as cool? Panda said that red contact lenses are popular this year. They all went after that little white bastard.

Valentine's Day costs a lot of money. For this day, many men decide to spend a month and tighten their belts for a month. Therefore, a kind female friend should give her boyfriend a gift in return and a belt in return.

In order to prevent the spread of the virus, no one is allowed to kiss privately (especially French kissing is prohibited) without the approval of the provincial health and epidemic prevention department during Valentine's Day. Public security organs at all levels should organize personnel to take to the streets on duty and conduct spot checks at night. Anyone who violates the regulations will be immediately deprived of the right to kiss for life and ordered to chew 8 kilograms of garlic. If it is really necessary (such as diplomatic etiquette occasions), it is necessary to wear sterile masks under the supervision of health and epidemic prevention department personnel. Don't drag your feet when kissing, and wash your face with white vinegar immediately after the kiss.

With you, my life has been inspired since then; With you, my life will have colorful colors; With you, my life will be wonderful; I live in your mind. Happy Valentine's Day!

Ah! I accidentally sent you "I love you" by mistake. If you accept it, keep it. If you don't accept it, send these three words back to me.

Maybe I don't know love yet, but I will miss you when you are away, worry about you when I travel, and worry about you when I am sick. In short, everything is by your side!

Actually, I care about you very much. I just didn't tell you! I really want to say "I love you!" " Talk to your mouth and swallow your stomach. In the days without you, the protagonist in my dream is you!

I want you to hear, love wants you to see, and you are not afraid to admit how attached you are; When I miss you, I hope you can receive my sincere message.

The weather is changing so fast that a cold snap has crept in. Because of your cuteness, I care for you. At night, I want to cover with a blanket. Don't freeze pig's trotters. It's no problem to dig bones, so it can supplement calcium. Don't scold me. Have a happy day! Happy Valentine's Day, baby!

There are eight words between lovers, that is: trust, understanding, tolerance and tacit understanding. Now I use these eight words to bless our love. May we be happy all our lives and love each other forever!