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Help me think of a short message for Mid-Autumn Festival. It should be funny, not literary. This is for bad friends, huh?

1, don't say I'm heartless, at least I sent you a dime message, wasting battery power and risking my life to be radiated by electromagnetic radiation, so I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival in advance, regardless of the consequences!

10, hi, Chang 'e asked me to take a message for you: you stared at her so affectionately last night, which made her heart beat faster and kept her awake all night. Please stop harassing her with your eyes today!