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Wallet is cleaner than face. Tell me about it.
When I am tired of being a dog, I really want to quit. Looking down, I found that my wallet was cleaner than my face. Forget it.
I became poor in an instant. I am really poor this time. The feeling that the wallet is cleaner than the face is really uncomfortable.
Bet this kind of thing is not what you want, but what I have. My wallet is cleaner than my face now.
5, the wallet is cleaner than the face, how to spend the rest of the day just after this month.
6. I finally realized what wallet is cleaner than face, and there is no money left.
7. The wallet is cleaner than the face, let alone washing your face. People still have to live for themselves. Take money as an aid to material life, not the purpose of material life. The former lives for himself, while the latter lives for money.
I don't know who gave me courage. After the Double Eleven, I ate hot pot when my wallet was cleaner than my face. My little brother, who was crazy about it recently, giggled.
9. Pockets are cleaner than faces, wallets are cleaner than faces, bank cards are cleaner than faces, and everywhere is cleaner than faces.
10, I am so poor. My wallet is cleaner than my face. Is this a beautiful girl's possession in the moonlight?
1 1, I don't have any money now! ! ! Wallet is cleaner than face! ! ! Is there anyone worse off than me?
12, the bigger, the less valuable. My wallet is cleaner than my face. Who can take care of me for two days if I sell it? I am poor.
13, the wallet is cleaner than the face, and there will be acne on the face.
14, in a bad mood, want to buy something. I feel even worse when I find my wallet cleaner than my face.
15, wallet is cleaner than face. Why does the boss have to delay paying for a few days at a time? Hey. I am in a bad mood and have no money to go out.
16, when my wallet was cleaner than my face, I still kept my eyes open on the mortgage of more than 10,000 yuan, even breathing so heavily.
17, I want to eat delicious food but can't cook it. My wallet is cleaner than my face!
18, when is the day when the wallet is cleaner than the face?
19, the hardest thing is to eat a bowl of triangle fork, only to find that the wallet is cleaner than the face! How miserable I am!
20. Poverty is like chronic rhinitis, and it is not a day or two. Even after the Year of the Monkey, I can still proudly say that my wallet is cleaner than my face.
2 1, when spending money like water, the kung fu wallet will be cleaner than the face for a while.
22. For the first time, I realized that other people's wallets were cleaner than my own faces, and the poor people were sleepy. No wonder I always want to sleep these days.
23. A person whose wallet is cleaner than his face, in a strange city, doesn't know how long he can last. You brought me here, hoping that I would have a good life.
24. After two weddings, the wallet is cleaner than the face. Pay your salary quickly.
25. I was scared for the first time when my wallet was cleaner than my face. The source of all my troubles is full of negative energy
A classic talk about the capping of space: betrayal is more deadly than poison, and choking the nose is better than falling into the sea and falling off a cliff.
1, north and south, but when the words came to my lips, I was finally silent.
The most unforgettable love is that it comes to an abrupt end before it is enough.
The deeper you love, the more you ask, and it is impossible for lovers to have emotional disputes.
Your IQ is as thin as oxygen in Himalayas.
5. Wear other people's shoes and go your own way. Let others find shoes.
6. If we only pursue happiness, it is difficult that we actually pursue happiness more than others.
7. It turns out that time is always there, but we are flying.
8. Investment must be rational. Don't do it if you don't understand it.
9. The school is really about what mourning clothes to wear and what remains to check.
10, lonely, empty, cold, get dressed and go out at once.
1 1. Let me see how many children cheat in the exam. Be honest ~ ~ ~
12, betrayal is more deadly than poison, more choking than falling into the sea, and more collapsing than falling off a cliff.
13. Successful people win not at the starting point, but at the turning point.
14. Love and being loved are both things that make people happy. Don't let them become pain.
15, what you try today may disappear tomorrow, so happiness is the same.
More fragile than paper. Talk about mood phrases.
People who are not understood are the most sad, and whether they love or not, they are guilty.
Watch an anodyne movie and talk about a aimless love.
I never forgot myself, and I was not so devoted, so I was defeated.
Do you still remember the moment when you looked up at the sky and suddenly burst into tears?
I will forget the people I should forget, and I will remember the things I should keep.
Your ambiguous relationship is eating away at my heart like poison.
Don't pretend to be weak in order to gain sympathy. That pathetic sympathy is more fragile than paper.
In your heart, when you see yourself, I will accompany you at the happiest time.
Be kind to each other when you are alone, and be kind to yourself when you are alone.
I'm just a little woman. I just want you to be my man.
I am waiting for the person who will put down his umbrella to accompany me in the rain on rainy days.
Cover up my scarred wound with my only little smile.
I can't forget your smiling face, and I can't get rid of the entanglement of memory.
I envy Hong Taro, who is not a real national, but has the unswerving love of the wolf.
Weak accusation, you think I don't care.
I refused everyone's ambiguity just to wait for your uncertain future.
Don't say sad, everyone has his own story.
Who says you haven't been to my world? You are just a gorgeous dream.
We staggered to a stop, but we couldn't reach the finish line.
Maybe it's not them who are sad, but the love that I don't know how to turn back.
Often we think that happiness is within our reach, but suddenly a bomb falls from the sky, which makes us avoid it.
I can't give you the world, but I can give you mine.
This dream has no end, but I can't bear to wake up.
I forget that I am the protagonist of a person, and I forget that if love is not so beautiful.
What you can do is to stand in your own position and play your respective roles.
A person's duty, a person's self-knowledge, a person's eternal life.
Others can see your scars, but they will never feel your pain.
Children who talk endlessly will gradually understand that even if they are persistent, I will keep my mouth shut.
The story of love is on and off, and I'm not the only one who suffers.
The distance between people, too close will prick people, too far will hurt people.
You know I'm not smart, so I choose to give up and give up guessing your every reaction.
It doesn't matter if you say you made a wrong decision, even if you regret it, you don't want me to accompany you.
They are surrounded by him, and none of the excitement is mine.
I'll give you my heart first and keep my lungs. As long as you want it, as long as I have it, I will still give it to you.
The world is small and the city is big. People who lack fate may never see each other again for the rest of their lives.
I just want to go to a person's eternal life with this love that has nothing to do with anyone or anything.
When we were young, we didn't think that we would miss this life because of a mistake in our hurry.
Friendship, once played, is more unforgettable than love.
Russia believes that Russia and China will be together and will not be separated from each other.
Sometimes I miss you day and night, but when the person I miss appears in front of me, you feel at ease.
If you can't do it, please don't promise me easily.
There is a kind of love called letting go, which is just an excuse for self-comfort.
The best way to forget you is to miss you.
I am a wandering person, always looking for it, but I can't find the outlet of my soul.
I don't want to go that far forever, I just want to be so close to you.
In fact, I have been paying attention to you, but you can't see me.
Learn to be lonely, no one will protect you as a treasure. The world is always lonely.
The promise you gave me turned out to be the biggest harm you gave me.
Those memories that I can't let go eventually become shackles, and I can't escape.
Nothing is the best revenge, living better is for yourself.
It's not love, it's a miracle that a man and a woman are together all their lives.
I think it would be nice if only peace disappeared.
Looking at your wordless gentleness to me, my heart was moved by you.
Leave your tears to the person you love the most, and your smile to the person who hurts you the most.
If you like me a little, I won't be too sad.
In fact, you don't know, because I don't have a heart, so I don't have to take it out.
A sentence that hurts more than sadness.
1, the past can really pass, is the present really the present? When I can't leave you, you have left me.
The accumulation of flowers and the withering of leaves are more sudden than we thought.
4. We have been looking for, looking for, the ending that we all have.
If one day we are not together, we should be together.
6. In the autumn night, I experienced my own vicissitudes alone and didn't want anyone to know.
7. Suddenly, I seem to have fallen into icehouse, from apex to toe.
8. What is happiness? Is to hide your sadness and smile at everyone.
9. Suddenly think of someone and give a little giggle. Then, a burst of disappointment.
10, like flowers and water. You can go back, but you can't go back to the beginning.
1 1, when we lose one thing, we can get something else.
12, when the kite is tired of the sky, will it fall into the sea without hesitation?
13, walking hand in hand these days has become the most beautiful story in my heart.
14, people who like you want your gift; People who love you want your future.
15, happy leave, where to wander? How can you be sad if you are not confused?
16, most of the wandering in love at present: I can't afford to love, but I can't afford to hurt.
17, everyone has a soft place in his heart to record the past.
18, so we are the most inconspicuous? A sentient person, but their feelings are hard to see.
19. There are many things in life. What can be forgotten is called the past, and what cannot be forgotten is called memory.
20. I tried to find hope. I was afraid that luck was around, but I was careless and missed it.
2 1. A woman like me always appears in her feelings in the form of a problem.
22. Smile, not because you have been happy for too long, but because you have forgotten your sadness for too long.
The furthest distance in the world is when I stand in front of you, but I can only wish you happiness.
24. You stubbornly live in memories, but you don't know that others have created new memories.
25. What can shallowness and depth represent? Just forget it early and forget it late.
26. I kept looking back and marking time, but time kept me running forward.
27. You really want to take this bus, but this bus writes a sentence that everyone feels the most sad?
28. Disappointment is inevitable, but most of it is because we overestimate ourselves.
I cried when I decided to give up on you. My tears prove that I really love you.
30. A person may be really lonely. Perhaps, a person's loneliness is just a kind of life.
3 1, I am a little happy when I miss you, and a little sad when I am happy. Happiness tells me that you are still too young.
32, a person I will be very quiet, I don't ask, don't mention, sad I will use silence instead.
33. Some people spend their whole lives forgetting, because there is no beginning, so there is no end.
34. It seems that after waiting for a hundred years, I suddenly understand that even if we meet again, we might as well watch a mature performance.
35. My ex texted me and said, Forget me. I am embarrassed to reply to him: Who are you?
36. If it takes a long time, will you still blame me, like an ordinary old friend, or will you feel sorry for me?
37. Quiet silence melted the past persistence. You know, without you, I'm not me anymore.
38. Taking the initiative for a long time will make you tired. If you care for a long time, you will collapse. Silence for a long time, you will suffer. You will cry if you miss it for a long time.
Meeting the right person at the right time is a fairy tale, and meeting the wrong person at the right time is youth.
40. Tears flow through your vicissitudes, then into your heart, and the chill suddenly spreads all your thoughts.
4 1, anxious heart, can't smell the calm and elegant flowers; Aggressive people may step on their own mines step by step.
42. I miss the beautiful scenery on the road, create my own beautiful scenery, wait for the beautiful scenery you sent, and give you the beautiful scenery in my heart.
43. The most regrettable thing in life is to give up what you shouldn't give up easily; Stubbornly, insisting on what should not be insisted.
44. Sometimes, for love, we quietly avoid that figure, but what we can't avoid is that silent feeling.
45. In this life, I don't need much, just a bowl of rice and a cup of tea, but I hope you can cook the rice and make the tea well.
46. One day I will walk away from you silently. I missed a lot, and I was always sad alone.
47. My life is full of warmth. I gave you everything, and you left me. How to smile at others in the future?
48. Love is precious only when it is divided, and many people don't know how to cherish it. I didn't find it until I lost it. In fact, what I know best is the most precious.
49. The dust of years mixed with frost will also wither hope. Just like the arrival of late autumn, the cold wind sweeps away the leaves, and the prosperity is instantly lonely.
50. I always thought that I would get used to the past time and things. No matter where you are, who you meet and how it ends.
5 1, a simple and quiet life is actually not happy, so I only embrace the present, and the lasting feeling is not happy at all, so I only believe in the present.
52. You can't be friends after breaking up because you hurt each other; You can't be an enemy just because you have loved; Can't be lovers, because we have cheated each other.
53. If you have loved, don't say regret easily. You won't know the pain of love until you have been hurt. People don't have smooth sailing, you have to go through a trough to see the light.
54. The furthest distance in the world is not that I stand in front of you, but that I don't know I love you. But knowing that we love each other, but we can't be together.
55. I can feel your heartache. You have unspeakable helplessness, but you show indifference. The more you do this, the more uncomfortable I feel.
56. Love is a snowflake falling from the sky, but it has withered before it bears fruit. Love is a tear that can't be wiped away and burned. It has turned to ashes before it solidified.
57. When you miss him, think about his goodness, his smile, and remember that you once loved someone, no matter who started the betrayal in the end, just be happy.
58. I know this is a mistake, but the indifferent expression always passes quietly; I know I should put away this loss, but the most concerned worries have flooded into my heart.
I used to believe in true love, but now I know that time and distance can be erased. Who will accompany me when I am most sad?
60. We walked through the heavy rain and ups and downs together, and built a love nest that made me miss you so much. Your sadness and joy lurked in the love nest. .
6 1. In this sad and bright March, I beat a horse from my thin youth, through corydalis, through kapok, through sadness and impermanence.
Sometimes, we are willing to forgive someone, not because we really want to forgive him, but because we don't want to lose him. We just pretend to forgive him!
Once upon a time, a person really came into my world. But before you know it, it has disappeared. Since then, no one can walk around in my little world at will.
64. It was futile to persist in the past, but now it is only to save the future. The distant eyes are no longer for whom, but for the ups and downs of life, waiting for a long life.
65, fate will not owe anyone, look into the distance, whose head has a blue sky; Looking down, everyone has a sea of flowers in their hearts. After experiencing the desolation of life, we can reach the inner prosperity.
I thought this bird couldn't fly across the sea because it didn't have the courage to fly across the sea. It took me many years to find out that it is not that birds can't fly, but that the other side of the sea has long lost its wait.
67. One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to familiar songs, and then thinking of our days in a casual moment. A familiar face, a familiar look.
68. I love such a mysterious and quiet night that makes me sad. I like to watch the moon shine on the branches and leaves of trees. I feel the leaves and light swaying quietly in the strong wind.
69. It's finally time to say goodbye. I feel a little relieved that he left before me. Sooner or later, such sadness will make one of us feel lonely, so let me bear it.
70. I know I am not a good recorder, but I like to look back on the road I have traveled more than anyone else. I not only looked back, but also rushed forward angrily.
7 1, your every move will surprise me. I didn't expect a happiness to fall from the sky unconsciously. I sincerely promise happiness, and I firmly believe that happiness will definitely bring happiness to all my friends.
72. Pledge to protect love and promise me happiness and happiness all my life. I will give you the same infinite love. The promise to protect love and swear to you the happiness and joy of my life is a belief that I will never regret.
73. I don't know if you remember me. You once told me that you like to write sad words and listen to sad songs. I have heard all the songs you said, and I have always kept those words in mind.
74. Looking back suddenly, autumn has quietly gone away, and I am the only one tasting the desolation of this season. But always miss the sadness of fallen leaves; Missed the tragic sunset of the long river; I also missed the sadness of the ancient road and the sunset.
75. Everyone has done this stupid and sweet thing at least once or twice in his life. This kind of thing may not bring him any benefits, at least it can leave him a warm past that he can recall when he is lonely in his later years.
76. Unforgettable thoughts are still in the middle of the night. When the moonlight is still clear and comfortable, a story with no ending is staged. The initial vows are drowned in the world of mortals without news, and the ending is endless in the beating of the years.
77. I didn't know that when I died, it was so bleak to stare at the sky, and the plaintive cries of snowbirds swept away obliquely. I saw your face in the light blue sky, so I smiled, because I saw you, as happy as a child.
78. When tomorrow becomes today, yesterday and the last unimportant day in memory, we suddenly find ourselves being pushed forward by time unconsciously. This is not the illusion that we are moving forward when we are in a stationary train and cross with adjacent trains, but that we really grow up on this matter and become another ourselves.
79. Time makes profound, things get deeper and deeper, and superficial things get shallower and shallower. If you look down, you will be hurt less. Time has changed, love will fade and break up. Don't wait for someone who shouldn't wait, and don't be heartbroken. It really takes a long time to understand the people and things you really miss.
80, forget that person, it is better to forget yourself, tell yourself, not afraid that he will forget, but afraid that one day he will think of you again. Years take away memories, but memories will become clearer and clearer. One day, he turned to tell you that he had been thinking about you. Don't believe it, because he is not the same person, and you are no longer the same person.
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