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such person

If you send her a text message, she will call you back immediately, whether it is day or late at night. There is such a person, if you ask her, she will

Listen to you.

You don't want to talk to her, and she won't bother you with text messages. She is 10086.

2. Shoe your shoes every day to show that you love life; Wipe a few pairs of leather shoes every day to show that you still love your family; But if you polish many pairs of leather shoes every day, I have nothing to say.

3, soak in the internet all day, and find more and more beautiful women online. Just take a photo with PS and you will become a living person, and the big beauty will come out. If this goes on, will there be too many beautiful women and there will be no room for them online?

4、

Saddam Hussein

He sent his men down to observe the enemy's situation, and soon they rushed back and made a V-shaped gesture with their forefinger and middle finger. Saddam asked happily, "Have we won?"

The man replied, "No.

talk nonsense

Please, just you and me! "

5, quick,

You're gone

Unlike you, who took your time, you took away all my comfort and joy with a wave of your sleeve. Money,

When will you come again?

?

6. In the "Best Boyfriend of the Year in 20 10" held by the Global Girlfriend Federation, you beat your opponent with your handsome, symmetrical and talented man and everyone's love and consideration for your girlfriend, and finally won the grand prize!

Honey, I really don't trust you to walk at night alone. I'll go.

Behind you.

I ran when you fell. . . Step on your foot!

8. It will rain when you are sad, it will snow when you miss you, and it will hail when you are in a bad mood. It's up to you to give me the news or not!

9. I planned to buy a house last year, and the house price has risen; I want to buy a car this year, and the oil price has been raised; Like to eat garlic last month, the price of garlic soared; I wanted to buy it yesterday.

Spicy ginger

The price of ginger soared;

I miss you very much today.

, you are ready to make a fortune! More >>& gt& gt

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