Humorous phrases to urge the other party to hurry up when chatting

Zhou Yu’s Four Big Fantasies: Kong Ming was driven away by me, and Cao Ren’s bow was broken. Mengde suffered a disaster and fell to the ground. The emperor sent me to lead the troops to suppress it.

Sun Quan’s four major fantasies: Da Qiao will no longer quarrel with me, and Cao Cao will be burned by me again. Guan Yu will die tomorrow, and Jingzhou will return to my arms.

Liu Bei’s Four Great Fantasies: Everyone in the world says good things about me, and Adou will no longer act foolishly. Emperor Xian's blood spread all over the world, and he asked me to raise an army to defeat Cao Cao.

Zhuge Liang’s Four Big Fantasies: His wife laughs in her dream after plastic surgery, and pretends to be cool and shakes the feather fan. Wei Yan rebelled and beat him every day, and Sima turned into a big demon.

Guan Yu’s four great fantasies: The fiercest generals in the world will fall into my sword, and Sun Quan and Lu Meng will fall into my prison. The villagers of Zhuge were laughed at by me, and I asked my eldest brother to restore the Han Dynasty.

Zhang Fei’s Four Big Fantasies: Everyone in the Three Kingdoms is stupid, Cao Cao will run away when he sees me. Ma Chao will grow old tomorrow, and his son should not be a straw bag.

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Jiang Qian’s four fantasies: Zhou Yu was persuaded by me, the prime minister praised me for laughing in my dreams, Cai Zhang’s innocent soul let me go, I will be in heaven soon, I wish you well .

Xiandi’s fantasy: Xiao Cao went north to fight against the Huns; Sun Wu went to sea to destroy Japan; Xiao Liu went south to capture the barbarians; I embrace Diao Chan and I embrace Qiao! ,

Zeng’s Four Big Fantasies: The big and small Qiao were disfigured, and Diao Chan jumped into the river early. I am the proudest among all the beauties in the world. Cao Pi knocks on the door every night.

Dong Zhuo’s Four Big Fantasies: Lu Bu calls his father all day long, and Wang Yun will die long ago. If Diao Chan doesn't play Infernal Affairs, the people of the Central Plains will smile at me.

Cao Cao’s four great fantasies: All people in the world are named Cao, and there are more troops than he wants. If Liu Bei stops playing devil's advocate, Kong Ming will become a fool tomorrow.

Zhou Yu’s Four Big Fantasies: Kong Ming was driven away by me, and Cao Ren’s bow was broken. Mengde suffered a disaster and fell to the ground. The emperor sent me to lead the troops to suppress it.

Sun Quan’s four major fantasies: Da Qiao will no longer quarrel with me, and Cao Cao will be burned by me again. Guan Yu will die tomorrow, and Jingzhou will return to my arms.

Liu Bei’s Four Great Fantasies: Everyone in the world says good things about me, and Adou will no longer act foolishly. Emperor Xian's blood spread all over the world, and he asked me to raise an army to defeat Cao Cao.

Zhuge Liang’s Four Big Fantasies: His wife smiles in her dream after plastic surgery, and pretends to be cool and shakes the feather fan. Wei Yan rebelled and beat him every day, and Sima turned into a big demon.

Guan Yu’s four great fantasies: The fiercest generals in the world will fall into my sword, and Sun Quan and Lu Meng will fall into my prison. Zhuge villagers are laughed at by me, and I want my eldest brother to restore the Han Dynasty.

Zhang Fei’s four great fantasies: Everyone in the Three Kingdoms is stupid, Cao Cao will run away when he sees me. Ma Chao will grow old tomorrow, and his son should not be a straw bag.

Classic funny text messages

Jiang Qian’s four fantasies: Zhou Yu was persuaded by me, the prime minister praised me for laughing in my dreams, Cai Zhang’s innocent soul let me go, I will be in heaven soon, I wish you well .

Xiandi’s fantasy: Xiao Cao went north to fight against the Huns; Sun Wu went to sea to destroy Japan; Xiao Liu went south to capture the barbarians; I embrace Diao Chan and I embrace Qiao! ,

Zeng’s Four Big Fantasies: The big and small Qiao were disfigured, and Diao Chan jumped into the river early. I am the proudest among all the beauties in the world. Cao Pi knocks on the door every night.

Dong Zhuo’s Four Big Fantasies: Lu Bu calls his father all day long, and Wang Yun will die long ago. If Diao Chan doesn't play Infernal Affairs, the people of the Central Plains will smile at me.

Cao Cao’s four major fantasies: All people in the world are named Cao, and there are more troops than he wants. If Liu Bei stops playing devil's advocate, Kong Ming will become a fool tomorrow.

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Yang Xiu’s fantasy: Cao Cao will fall ill tomorrow, and Cao Pi will go to sacrifice Guan Yu’s sword. Cao Zhi immediately put on his dragon robe and ate cakes each.

Ma Chao’s fantasy: Cao Cao’s body was found in the wilderness, and Zhang Fei was beaten away by me. My son is more handsome than me, and he can still write the national newspaper when he is old

Xu Shu’s fantasy: I am in the Central Plains and my heart is in the Han Dynasty, as long as Cao Ying can provide food; how can the serials be hidden from me, but I just can’t Speech

Zhao Yun’s fantasy: Regret that he hugged Dou in the first place, Adou no longer takes any chances. Ten years younger, he reported to the country and showed his pride again