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April Fool’s Day 2018 Confession

2018 April Fool’s Day Confessions

1) There was a true love, but I didn’t cherish it, and I regretted it only when I lost it. If I could come back again, I would say: I love you you. If I had to choose a time to express my love, I hope it would be: April Fool’s Day!

2) A day when it’s hard to distinguish between true and false, vulgar roses and disgusting love words, kneeling on one knee in the crowd Crowded square, say I love you. Dear, forgive me for having to use these stupidest and stupidest methods. I wish you a happy holiday!

3) Who said you can’t express your love on April Fool’s Day? While you are making fun of each other, you have a heart. Maybe you can make the fake one come true. I am here to provide you with some April Fools' Day confession messages. Everyone can use their subjective initiative and boldly process and create, and strive to have "fools get married" as soon as possible on the occasion of April Fools' Day.

4) I hope you are my sun, no, you are my flashlight. Because the sun shines on all men. And I just want you to look after me. Happy April Fool's Day!

5) I feel that after knowing you for so long, you are special, extremely, very, rare, and uniquely stupid, and very stupid, so stupid I don't even know that I like you...

6) Sorry! I accidentally sent "I like you" to your mobile phone. If you accept it, please keep it; if you don't accept it, please keep it. Please send it back to me

7) Let me tell you a shocking secret...it turns out that Conan is Kudo Shinichi~~~and~~~it turns out that the kite can fly because it is held by a string~~ ~It turns out that I have been secretly in love with you for a long time...

8) There is something I have always wanted to say to you. This sentence has been hidden in my heart for a long time, but I did not have the courage to tell you. Today I want to say to you loudly: I love you. By the way, let me remind you, today is April Fools' Day.

9) I hope you know that there is someone who always cares about you and someone who always misses you. Sparkling like stars are your smiling and affectionate eyes. It adorns my heart, shining brightly every night.

10) You, you, you little goblin, I have been poisoned by your love but you still refuse to give me the antidote! Little villain! Oh! I am about to die! Save me! How can I do it? It's easy to give me your love!

11) I feel that after knowing you for so long, you are special, extremely, very, rare, uniquely stupid, and very stupid. Silly, so stupid that you don’t even know that I like you...

12) You - beautiful and cute! Smart and characterful! Kind and courageous! There are really many advantages! Are you happy? ?This message was sent to me. I’ll lend it to you for April Fool’s Day!

13) I have something to ask you. Can you find a vacant room for me to stay in for two days? This is Please don't tell anyone. I didn't want to trouble you, but I really can't find anyone I can trust. I am Saddam! Happy April Fool's Day!

14) I have always wanted to be right You say three words, but you know its weight. I'm afraid that once you say it, we won't even be friends. But I couldn't control my emotions and mustered up the courage to tell you that you are a pig. Happy April Fool's Day!

15) I am a lonely tree, standing by the roadside for thousands of years, waiting lonely, just so that one day when you walk by me, I will fall for you, If you can't smash it, your life will be in vain.

Happy April Fool's Day!

Confessions for April Fool's Day 2018

1) I will pray to Buddha every day for a rose that will bloom for a long time, and wait until there are nine hundred and ninety-nine roses. Send it to you together and say it emotionally, I won’t believe that the bees you attract won’t sting you! Happy April Fool’s Day! April Fool’s Day Confession Message

2) I feel that I have known you for so long, you are a special person Extremely, extremely, rare, uniquely stupid, and very stupid, so stupid that I don’t even know that I like you...

3) Dear, I "scanned" you , my love "program" was "activated", and others said that we were very "compatible" and were "hyperlinks". Especially in the few days we met, our relationship quickly "upgraded"!

4) If God asked me to make three wishes, the first is to be with you in this life, the second is to be with you in the next life, and the third is to be with you forever.

5) When I was confused, it was you who helped me out of my predicament and let me know how wonderful it is to love someone. Let me use this life as a reward to stay by your side. Hold hands until old age.

6) What is romance? Giving her a rose even though you know she doesn’t love you. What is waste, knowing that she loves you and giving her a rose.

7) I am willing to stay by your side all my life, being your quilt in winter and your electric fan in summer.

8) I would rather have a glass of water that moistens your mouth, warms your stomach, reaches your heart, and washes away all worries and fatigue; I would rather have a breeze blowing with sweetness to accompany you to sleep and give you Comfort, I want to experience your happiness and sadness.

9) If loving you is wrong, I don’t want to be right; if being right means leaving you, I would rather be wrong for the rest of my life. I know you are busy, but you must know: your task today is very important, because your task is to know that I am thinking of you.

10) I miss you so much just to wait for you to appear; I spend all my time just to fall in love with you; I rack my brains to write my love for you. In love or not? At this moment, I am waiting for your call back!

11) Gentle women are gold, beautiful women are diamonds, smart women are treasures, and cute women are famous paintings. According to my research: You should be the biggest treasure in the world, filled with gold, diamonds and famous paintings.

12) You are my exclusive memory, you are the quatrain of my poem, you are the sweetness I want, you are the temper I enjoy, you are the only miracle I want for Valentine’s Day, You are my precious memory at the end of my life.

13) I hope you are my sun, no, you are my flashlight. Because the sun shines on all men. And I just want you to look after me.

14) There is something you may not have noticed.

The toothbrush you gave me has become a gift to me. I get great satisfaction every time I use it. To use it forever, unless you give me another one.

15) The reason why you feel the sunshine is warm is because you are bathing in it; the reason why you feel the scenery is beautiful is because you are walking in the scenery. No matter how important others are, they can only be in my eyes, but you are the only one I will always treasure in my heart.

2018 April Fool’s Day Confessions

1) Loving you for ten thousand years is exaggerated; Loving you for five thousand years is hopeless; Loving you for one thousand years is absurd; Loving you for one A hundred years is too long; loving you for years in a row, as long as I am healthy, this is my strength!

2) First line: The wind is blowing, the rain is falling, I am waiting for your call back. Second line: Live for you, die for you, wait for you all my life. Hengpi: Sent to the wrong person.

3) Busy career has alienated you and me; close friends are unforgettable forever; long years can hardly dilute the wine of friendship; long distance cannot pull away the hands of longing; winter goes and spring comes, time is lost, You will always be my best friend!

4) If I don’t propose to you, I will regret it for the rest of my life, because you are the only one for me.

5) If you don’t believe my love, then let it become a big lie and deceive you for the rest of your life; if you don’t escape from my love, then let it become a deep prison and trap you for the rest of your life; Because, I want us to be together for the rest of our lives!

6) The house can be smaller, the furniture can be older, and the appliances can be fewer, but as long as you are there, there will be more love and intimacy, happiness and joy. It will be quite full, and your home will be like a five-star hotel.

7) If you receive this message, you like me. If you delete it, you have a crush on me. If you reply to this message, you want to marry me. If you don’t reply, you will agree to marry me. If you modify it, you will die. They are all mine. , if you save it, it will belong to me in the next life! You can do whatever you want!

8) As long as my heart is still there, there will always be a place for you, and there is only one place; as long as your mobile phone is still there, There will be my infinite blessings for you, and there are thousands of blessings. Miss you and bless you.

9) If there is an afterlife, let us be a pair of little mice. Falling in love clumsily, living in a daze, clinging to each other clumsily, and being together foolishly. Even if the mountains are blocked by heavy snow, I can still nest in the haystack, hug you tightly and bite your ears.

10) I sing a song. There is loneliness in the song. Loneliness is about you. The plot is known to the heart. Romantic Valentine's Day. Warm and sweet. Can you hold hands and stay together till the end of your life.

11) I don’t love you, I’m lying to you, it’s against my will. I really don’t want to tell lies, but I just don’t love you, I just want to lie to you, and I can’t let you guess me. Heart

12) I am the blackboard and you are the white chalk. Our combination allows words to witness the vividness of our love; I am the relief stone and you are the stone chisel. Let art witness the depth of our love!

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13) I have loved you for more than two or three days, missed you for more than a week or two, and missed you for more than a month or two. If you continue to refuse to marry me, then I will move in with you. Okay, you figure it out.

14) Weather forecast: Today I miss you a little during the day, and will turn into violent thoughts in the afternoon, which will lower my mood by five degrees. Affected by this low mood, it is expected that this kind of weather will continue until I see you.

15) I fell in love with you at first sight, hugged you without saying a word, came to you every three days, no one kissed you everywhere, married you within five days, and we will not be separated for sixty years!

16) Meeting you is accidental, liking you is natural, falling in love with you is resolute, getting you is joyful, and staying with you for life is inevitable.

17) I want to give you roses, but the price is too expensive; I want to give you comfort, but I haven’t learned how yet; I want to kneel down for you, but the ring is still in the safe; I can only send you a text message to save you. Chasing, hope we never blow.

18) If you are a green leaf, I will be the breeze rustling between your leaves; if you are the passing water of a river, I will be the water moon with sorrow and resentment; if you are the harvest in the south of the Yangtze River Lotus woman, I will be the most beautiful one under your beautiful wrist...

19) The wind blows through the flowers, and the countless ties to you will never be cut off. No one knows how painful this kind of longing is, how it can completely hollow out the heart and then ruthlessly tear it into pieces. Your figure always flies in my heart and makes me drunk

20) If one day I am gray-haired and no longer beautiful, will you still caress my cheek and say that you will accompany me to the ends of the earth? If Tianzhen grows old and the sea dries up, I only wish to stay with you for thousands of reincarnations...