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Let's tell a touching story It is best to shed tears. If it makes me cry, just give it to the best.
one
Daxiong, I've been waiting for you for a long time
Today, I accidentally saw a poetic lyric sung by Mayday:
If I don't marry Nobita in the end, the persistence he believed in all his life will collapse in one second.
So I went to Baidu to see if Yijing finally married Daxiong, and Yijing finally married Daxiong. Then, I accidentally found that the animation "Robot Cat" had such a touching ending:
One day, Nobita forgot to do his homework as usual and was scolded by the teacher at school. He was bullied by Ji An and Alfred as usual, and even his future wife Yi Jing would marry someone else first. In a word, for Nobita, life is a mess, and today is no different from yesterday.
The only change is that Tinker Bell suddenly becomes a robot cat.
No matter how Daxiong kicked, hit and cursed, Tinker Bell didn't respond. Daxiong didn't know what happened to Tinker Bell, and cried sadly all night. However, no matter how sad Daxiong was, Tinker Bell just sat there motionless. Nobita put his hand into his pocket, but nothing happened in it.
Then Daxiong remembered the time machine in the drawer and went to the 22nd century to find Tinker Bell's sister Tinker Bell in his pajamas. Ding Xiao Ling didn't finish listening to the explanation, and Nobita urged her to board the plane and fly back to the 20th century. When Ding Xiaoling saw that her brother didn't move, she immediately knew that the battery was used up. When I was about to change the battery, Ding Xiaoling remembered a very important thing. There is no backup power supply ... Daxiong doesn't understand the meaning, just urging him. Tinker bell had to ask Nobita: Are you willing to let your brother and your memory disappear? It turns out that the old cat robot has a spare power supply in its ear, so that it can keep its memory when charging.
But ... Tinker Bell has no ears! As we all know, Nobita finally understood the difficulty of the matter.
All kinds of memories in Nobita's mind, Nobita and Tinker Bell once flew to the past and the future, also went to the dinosaur world, the underwater world, and fought in the universe ... Tinker Bell tried to explain to Nobita. If a new battery is to be installed, Tinker Bell will lose all her memories of being with Nobita when she wakes up. If the status quo is maintained, the memory will not disappear. Therefore, Nobita chose to maintain the status quo.
At this time, Daxiong is still in the sixth grade of primary school.
Many years later ... Daxiong, who returned from overseas, has grown up and worked in a cutting-edge technology enterprise. The bride beside him is the Book of Changes. When Tinker Bell returned to the 22nd century, Nobita only told people around him that Tinker Bell had returned to the future world. After a long time, no one mentioned tinker bell again. However, Tinker Bell has always been kept in Nobita's closet.
In order to repair Tinker Bell, Daxiong studied hard, then got good grades in junior high school, high school and university, and finally went abroad to study in a famous university. Now, Nobita is in his research room. He called his wife Yi Jing and banned her from entering and leaving the research room on weekdays. Say to her: Look, I'm going to press the switch. Say that finish, daxiong eyes with tears.
It is for this moment that he has studied hard for more than ten years ... For this moment, he has worked hard from a stupid student who always forgets to do his homework and gets faster grades to today's results. ...
After pressing the switch, there was silence, a long silence. ...
Finally, Tinker Bell spoke: "Daxiong, I have been waiting for you for a long time. 』
My nose almost hurts. .....
[End]
two
"Let's break up." "Why?" "I am tired." "What about after the break?" "I am used to living alone."
I)
Dangdang, he knocked on the door.
The door opened and a man stuck his head out.
"Brother, do you need a lamp?"
He is a salesman.
"You uncle!"
He paused and said:
"Brother, new products, you can have a look."
"You big ye! ! "
Didn't say the wrong thing, he thought:
"Brother, don't swear unless you buy a lamp."
"You big ye! ! ! Listen, am I a brother? ! "
He looked at it carefully,
It is a girl.
That's it,
Even if they know each other.
(2)
Monday
"Girl, do you need a lamp?"
"No need."
Tuesday
"Girl, do you need a lamp?"
"No need!"
Wednesday
"Girl, need a table. . "
"no! Need! Yes! "
Thursday
"Girl, what do you need?"
"In addition to the desk lamp! ! "
Friday
"Girl, do you need a boyfriend?"
"。 . 。"
That's it,
They are together.
(3)
Some people think he is unreliable,
How to fall in love with someone so quickly?
Some people think she is sloppy,
Why did you promise him so quickly?
He said,
This is called love at first sight.
She said,
This is called weak will.
(4)
That day,
He took her to the movies.
He thought,
When it comes to any touching plot,
Hold her hand.
Or,
When it comes to any touching plot,
Put your arm on her shoulder.
however
The movie is over,
He didn't succeed either
He is timid?
number
He's asleep?
number
As it turns out,
What they saw that day was:
Confucius
(5)
The movie is over,
He sent her home.
She rubbed her hands,
Said:
"My hands are cold"
After he listened to it,
Like a man,
I gave her my gloves.
This time,
It turned into his hands getting cold.
(6)
He said:
"My hands are cold."
She said:
"Put it in your pocket."
He snickered:
"My trouser pockets are full!"
She smiled too,
"Put it in the down jacket pocket."
(7)
He blocked his pockets,
Said:
"My down jacket has no pockets!"
"What shall we do?"
"This won't get cold."
Go ahead,
He held her hand.
Just three seconds later,
He let go.
Why?
She's at home.
(8)
She went upstairs,
He goes home by car.
Along the way,
I am very happy.
Get out of the car,
And crazy,
Keep running.
Later, someone asked him:
"So happy?"
"Bullshit,"
He said,
"I left my mobile phone in the car!"
(9)
One day,
She called him.
"Do you really like me? ~"
"Yes!"
He said firmly.
"I am not a good girl ~"
"Nothing, I don't care."
He said firmly.
"I have made several objects before ~"
"Nothing, I don't care."
He said firmly.
"Actually, I'm not a girl, I'm a man."
"Nothing, I don't care."
He said firmly.
Three seconds later,
He said:
"Wait, what did you just say?"
( 10)
He knew,
She likes practical jokes,
Just like above.
She likes to use other people's mobile phones.
Call him,
Let him guess who it is.
"Guess who I am?"
"You are my girlfriend."
"Guess again."
"You are my wife."
"hey."
After a long time,
This has become a habit.
Every time I see a strange phone,
As soon as he answered the phone,
Just say:
"You are my wife ~"
At noon that day,
Another strange phone call.
He replied:
"You are my wife!"
On the other end of the phone,
There is a familiar voice.
"I am your mother, son, and my mother lost her mobile phone."
"。 . . Hello, auntie, I'm your son's classmate, and he's out. "
( 1 1)
Every time I go out to play,
She always asks him where he is going.
He said, "Let's go to the movies."
She said, "No, there is nothing to see."
He said, "Let's play billiards."
She said, "If you don't go, you can't beat me."
He said, "Then you still ask me."
She said, "You can help me eliminate the wrong answer."
He said: ". . . "
She said, "Go shopping."
He said, "Go!"
She likes his democracy,
He likes her dictatorship.
They all enjoyed it.
( 12)
He is a student,
She is also a student,
Their university is far away.
An hour and a half's drive.
Phone calls and text messages,
This has become the main way for them to contact.
One night,
He received a text message:
"Honey, come on."
He ran out like crazy,
I'm afraid she is in danger.
Just arrived at the downstairs of her dormitory,
Another message:
"Come down to your dormitory and I'll find you."
The text message was sent an hour and a half ago.
His phone rang,
He pressed the answer key, and before he could speak, he listened:
"I am downstairs in your dormitory!"
He innocently said a sentence:
"。 . . I'm also downstairs in your dormitory. "
"Your uncle's China mobile!"
Two people said at the same time.
( 13)
As a result, that day,
Neither of them went back to the dormitory,
They went to an express hotel.
He insisted on sleeping on the sofa,
Insist on it again and again
The principle of "prohibiting premarital OOXX behavior".
She said,
"。 . . I'm afraid you will catch a cold. "
He said,
"You told me that I was freezing to death."
( 14)
The next day,
They both caught a cold.
She said, "It's all your fault!"
Say that finish,
I sneezed twice.
He said, "I was wrong. It's all my fault. "
I haven't finished yet,
I sneezed eighteen times.
Both of them laughed.
( 15)
She is lazy,
I am too lazy to take medicine when I am sick.
He said,
"You wait for me."
When he came back,
I have a pack of medicine in my hand.
"Buy so much? ! "
She said.
He: "Well, we just need the medicine for cancer."
She: ". . . Why not buy = =? "
He: ". . . If you buy it, you can't use it. "
She: "Why not? = =? "
He: "If you stink again, I will let you use Yunnan Baiyao!" "
She: ". . . "
( 16)
He is a man with strange ideas.
On this day,
He revealed a passage on the tape,
Romantic poems written by myself.
I sent it to her.
The next day,
She said,
This song is very nice.
He believes that,
She prefers songs to poems.
So,
He played another passage on the tape,
I sang my own song.
I sent it to her.
The next day,
She said,
The story is quite good.
He asked her:
Why don't you listen to the tape?
She said helplessly:
"I searched the whole dormitory building, but I couldn't find a tape recorder that could play tapes!"
"Then how dare you say what's on the tape?"
"I guess."
"How did you guess?"
"Find it yourself!"
A tape recording his poems,
This is an album by Michael Jackson.
A tape with his songs on it,
It is Grandpa Sun Zhen who tells ghost stories.
(XVII)
According to legend,
At the top of the Ferris wheel,
Kiss the person you love,
Can last forever.
He asked her:
Do you know the legend of the Ferris wheel?
She shook her head.
He said,
I'll take you there and you'll know.
At the highest point of the Ferris wheel,
He doesn't know,
She is afraid of heights.
Tragedy, tragedy, tragedy,
While he was meditating,
When I held her,
Have a rest at a nearby McDonald's.
"By the way, you haven't told me the legend of the Ferris wheel."
"。 . . Legend has it that at the top of the Ferris wheel, kissing the person you love will last forever. "
She was silent for a few seconds and asked
"Have you heard the legend of McDonald's?"
"No, that's what. . "
He hasn't finished yet,
She kissed it gently.
She asked:
"Do you know what the legend of McDonald's is?"
He nodded again and again.
( 18)
One night,
She called him crying,
"I dreamed that you didn't want me!"
He wanted to think, and said:
"I dreamed that China football won the World Cup."
"Impossible! ! Your dream is too fake. "
"Well, I think it's your dream, too."
(XIX)
He took her to the party,
And his friends,
Let's sing together.
He ordered a song "Only Love You",
Then stand up,
Hold the microphone and say,
"The following song is dedicated to my wife!"
Therefore,
From stereo,
Familiar music came from gorgeous.
"I wipe. . Who changed me to love business! ! "
He lit it.
Everyone tricked them into singing,
Some people say, sing "Love in Hiroshima".
He just got angry and said:
As long as the two lovers sing "Love in Hiroshima",
You must break up.
She walked up happily,
I ordered a song "You will marry me today",
Then, take the initiative to sing the male part,
He's playing again.
But,
He is very happy.
(20)
He likes drinking.
Too much to drink,
I like telling the truth.
One day,
He got together with his brothers,
Too much to drink.
Her phone rang,
It's him.
"I really like you. . . @#¥@¥! ¥#。 . . Honey, I'll bring you breakfast tomorrow. "
She was at a loss,
But my heart is warm.
It's not the first sentence that warms her,
But,
The last sentence.
(2 1)
The next day,
His wine woke up,
Bought her breakfast and delivered it.
"I drank too much yesterday. What did you say? "
"I said everything."
"I depend. . . Really? ! "
"Well, your bank password is 482334."
"I depend. . . I didn't wear underwear yesterday? "
"。 . . Let's not talk about this. "
"Great ~"
"。 . . Say it now. "
"。 . . . . 。"
(22)
They are at odds.
It's nothing,
That is, she played QQ with others to fight the landlord and ignored him for a day.
One day is not a problem,
Just,
The other person is her ex-boyfriend.
She is a harmless person,
He knows.
We can be friends after breaking up,
He knows.
But he's just awkward.
"Don't play' others' next time, ok?"
"Are you jealous ~ ~"
" En = = "
"Ha, what a suck, who let you forget what day it was yesterday!"
He paused and suddenly remembered.
Yesterday was his father's birthday,
He said nothing but gave her a hug.
Make a phone call,
"Hey, Dad, happy birthday."
Before you hang up,
He said,
"Dad, I found a filial daughter-in-law for you."
(23)
That's it,
About him having a girlfriend,
His family will know.
"Take it home and show it to your grandparents first."
His father said.
"aye? You and my mother don't watch? "
He asked.
"Go through your grandparents first."
(24)
He called her.
"What can I do in a few days?"
"Yes, my sisters will come back from other places for a party in a few days."
"Oh. . "
"What's the matter?"
"Nothing, I want to take you to meet my grandparents."
"Oh, it will be fine in a few days."
(25)
She bought a scarf for grandma.
Bought a pot of good tea for grandpa.
He said,
"How much, I'll give it to you."
She gave him a good beating and said:
"You keep it."
Before going,
He was nervous,
She's more nervous.
Into the house,
Their hands,
Never separated,
I've been holding it back.
Pass smoothly.
(26)
One day,
He called her.
At some point,
There is a man's voice.
"Who? No one can eat. "
He asked her half jokingly:
"Eat with which man? ~"
"With my brother =. ="
She said,
"Wait a minute."
Then he clearly heard,
"Brother, I'm on the phone with my date."
(27)
That's it,
Their love,
Even in the open.
She asked:
"Are you busy tomorrow?"
"no! Haha, is your brother coming to pick me up? "
"Not = ="
"。 . . oh . Is that an anecdote? "
"My father wants to meet you ~"
"You didn't have dinner with your brother that day! ! "
"Well, my dad was there that day."
"。 . . . . 。"
"Why didn't you say so earlier, so I'm ready!"
"Because I just found out that my mother is not at home tomorrow ~"
"What does it have to do with this?"
"My dad wants you to drink with him = = My mom won't let him drink."
"。 . . Wait for me to buy wine! "
(28)
Before entering the door,
She's nervous,
He is more nervous than she is.
After drinking,
Her father, and him,
Let it all go.
"Wine is a good thing!"
On the way home,
He has been talking.
(XXIX)
Parents are very satisfied,
I do,
What could be happier than this?
At this time,
The news came that she was going abroad.
"Where are you going?"
"Germany. . . "
"Oh, when will you come back?"
"Seven years, or. . Don't come back. "
Silence,
"When are you leaving?"
"There is still one month."
"When did you decide to leave?"
"That was yesterday. . . "
"Did your family let you go?"
"Well, my mother. . . . "
She cried.
He said,
Where are you? I will find you.
Two people,
Meet at McDonald's.
"Well, don't cry. Only seven years. "
She cried even harder.
"Remember the legend of McDonald's you told me?"
He asked.
He hugged her.
(30)
The next day,
He secretly went to find her mother.
Her mother said,
Go home first, son.
He said firmly:
Aunt, I can give her happiness.
Three hours,
We talked for three hours.
(3 1)
The morning after he found her mother,
His phone rang.
This is her number.
"I'm not going! ! "
"Really? ! "
"It's true!"
"Great!"
Then, it was her mother's message:
"Son, I see your performance."
This time,
It is he who is crying.
(32)
"Alas ~ can't go to foreign travel! ~"
"Are you traveling? ! "
"I don't care, you have to pay me."
"= = OK, when I make money, I'll take you away!"
"You said it! ~ I'm going to Greece! ~"
"Well, take the bus 186, get off at Century Square Station and turn left when you go out."
"Bah! ~"
(33)
"Here you are."
Go ahead,
He handed her a beautiful box.
"What day is it today? ~"
"We have been together for a year and a half."
"Celebrate a year and a half? = ="
"A small celebration every six months, a big celebration every year. Follow the footsteps of the country! "
"Ha ha ~ ~ ~"
She opened the parcel,
This is a lamp.
"Girl, do you need a lamp?"
"No need ~ ~"
"Girl, what do you need? ~"
"Except for the desk lamp!"
"Girl, do you need a boyfriend?"
"Don't need it! ~"
"Ah = =?"
"Need a husband!"
That desk lamp is very chic,
He made it by hand.
At the button,
This is a doll made according to her
And light bulbs,
Based on the doll he made.
She asked with a smile:
"Would you like to make a light bulb?"
He smiled and replied:
"Yes, you are the switch."
He paused,
"As long as you move, I will shine for you."
"That if I don't move? ~"
She'll give him a hard time.
"well. . "
He thought about it,
"I'll fix it!"
Go ahead,
Squeeze hard
Her little face.
(34)
Graduated,
He's out of town,
And she,
But I stayed here.
"When I come back."
"well! ~"
"I can come back every month!"
"well! ~"
(35)
Off-site,
Torture love.
Reality,
Destroy love.
At first,
She counts the days when he comes back every day.
And he,
Counting down, too.
Later,
There are fewer and fewer text messages,
There are fewer and fewer telephones.
He believes that,
Every time he comes back,
She acted like a routine.
Unhappy,
Without happiness,
Only silence.
(36)
Finally, one day,
He asked her:
"Don't you love me?"
After a long time,
She said:
"No, you think too much."
He suddenly felt,
That day is coming.
(37)
Four months later,
She told him anyway,
"Let's break up."
At that moment,
He froze.
"Why?"
"I am tired."
"What about after the break?"
"I am used to living alone."
He ran straight to the railway station,
The ticket is missing,
He's looking for scalpers,
But he was cheated by more than 700.
Finally,
He only spent 180 on him,
Bought a station ticket,
Standing for 23 hours.
(38)
"You go, I won't look at you."
This is the last message she sent him.
He's like this,
I waited for her downstairs all night.
At that moment,
He doesn't know,
If a person doesn't love,
You really don't love it.
(39)
Two years later,
He has gone abroad,
I went to Greece alone,
Work and life.
And she,
I found someone I love,
Get married and have children.
Every year,
The day he was with her,
She always gets it,
He sent it,
Beautiful scenery photos of Greece.
He remembers,
One day in a certain year,
She once told him,
She wants to go to Greece.
In his view,
He owes her a Greek.
Her husband always asks her,
Who sent these things,
She said,
A friend,
Old friend.
(forty)
20111kloc-0/October 23rd,
She looked at the calendar,
It was that day again.
She habitually goes to the mailbox,
Open it,
Only to find it empty,
There's nothing.
Probably,
The postman hasn't delivered it yet,
She thought.
That night,
She had a dream.
It's like going back to that day,
They're together,
That day.
That year,
He is 20 years old,
She 19 years old.
"Brother, do you need a lamp?"
"You uncle!"
"Girl, do you need a lamp?"
"No need!"
"Girl, do you need a boyfriend?"
"。 . 。"
Suddenly,
She woke up.
I don't know if this is just a dream.
Still reality.
She seems to hear someone talking outside the door.
Listen carefully,
But there was no sound.
Looked at his watch,
2: 24 a. m.
Probably,
I'm so tired.
She fell asleep again.
(Postscript)
The next day,
She turned on the radio,
There is a piece of news.
"The script station reported that a strong earthquake occurred in northern Greece at 2: 22 am Beijing time today. At present, 8,324 residents have been killed and more than 20,000 residents have been injured. This number is still increasing. "
Since then,
No one else,
Send her photos.
You'd better give it to me and add a reward, hehe.
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