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A hunter was hunting and saw two birds in the tree. He shot down one with a gun and found it hairless. The hunter was wondering when another bird flew down and cursed the hunter: "Damn you! I just stripped her naked and you knocked her down! "

It is said that a lady bought a female parrot on a whim. I didn't expect to take it home. The first thing it said was, "Do you want to sleep with me?"

Hearing this, the lady thought, Oh, no, outsiders thought I taught this. It won't ruin my lady image. So she tried her best to give the parrot something elegant, but the mother parrot was very determined and would only say, "Do you want to sleep with me?"

……? What shall we do? When the lady lost her mind, she heard that the priest had a parrot (male). The parrot not only didn't swear, but also was a devout believer, praying most of the time every day. So the lady went to the priest for help. After understanding her purpose, the priest looked a little embarrassed and said, "Well, it's difficult. In fact, the parrot didn't deliberately teach it anything. The reason why I am so pious may be because I have been edified here for a long time. "

Seeing that the lady was very depressed, the priest said, "Tell you what, you bring me that parrot and I'll put them together." . I hope your parrot will be affected after a period of time. That's all I can do. It's up to God ... "

Hearing this, the lady can only do this. Isn't there a saying: Is it near Zhu Zhechi? Just try it. So she took the parrot to see the priest. The priest put two parrots together as promised. At first, the female parrot was a little stiff. Seeing the male parrot in the corner of the cage and praying silently, I really can't bear to bother. But she still can't help herself. Finally, the clear voice said, "Do you want to sleep with me?"

Hearing this, the male parrot stopped praying, turned to look at the female parrot, and suddenly burst into tears: "Thank God, my wish of praying for so many years has finally come true ..."

Zhang Fei plays the bride-pretend not?

Zhou Yu hit Huang Gai-one is willing to hit and one is willing to get it.

Zhou Yumou seeks Jingzhou-lost his wife and lost his soldiers.

Zhuge Liang's goose feather fan-mysterious

The weight that Zhang Fei eats is certain.

Guan Yu's operation shop-people are strong and goods are hard

Guan Yunchang farted-blushed.

Guan Yu went to Maicheng-the end is coming.

Dance broadsword in front of Guan Gong-make a fool of yourself

Zhou Yu fell ill in Luhuadang-Qisha.

Xu Shu walked into Cao Cao without saying a word.

Kong Ming's Big Sky Plan-Saving the Day

Zhang Fei eats bean sprouts-a piece of cake

Liu Bei cast his son-to buy people's hearts.

Cao Cao meets Ma Chao-cut his beard and abandon his robe.

Zhang Fei's massacre of the city-Ew.

Boiling beans and burning beans-the whole family

Sun Quan killed Guan Yu-framed others.

Liu Bei's Jiangshan-Shouting

Kongming's Piano Practice —— A cliche