Say some short and interesting phrases and sentences and laugh at you.

Say some short and interesting phrases and sentences and laugh at you.

1, I have you, just like a handful of sand, I don't know if I should hold it tightly.

Those stories are full of memories.

3. Do what you like and what you think is worth doing. Living for myself, I am much more wonderful than you.

4, goodbye smile, goodbye simplicity.

5. The memory of the future is full of you.

6. Yesterday, such as yesterday's death; Today, such as today's birth.

7. People who play Go just love to rob.

I have a lot to say to you, but I don't know where to start.

9, in the United States, no one loves, it will be embarrassing.

10, through sadness, through desolation, but can't walk with her forever. Love is cool.

1 1. Although I breathe the air in the same sky, I can't hug you.

12, divorce is not like having two homes on the surface, but there is no home at all.

13. I liked to play hide-and-seek when I was a child. When others hide, I will go home for dinner.

14, Part I: The person I love was taken away; Bottom line: people who love me are terrible; Horizontal criticism: Life is hard.

15, a person's longest love history is about narcissism.

16, you lost it, I looked for you like crazy, I lost it, but you ignored it.

17, many people come into your life just to teach you a lesson and then turn around and leave.

18, if I can return to the simplicity of the past, I would rather choose not to love.

19, keeping a low profile means pretending to be harmless.

20, Tomb-Sweeping Day burn some paper for ancestors, they also want to get a diploma in heaven!

2 1, you are lingering there, and I am still here to see through the autumn water.

22, heart music around-but there are still unforgettable melodies.

23. Who cares about the years that have dispersed in a blink of an eye?

24. You are in my eyes and in my heart, so even the corner will not be left to others.

25. It is a fool who believes in promises and a madman who complains about lies.

26. I drown my sorrows in wine, but this damn pain taught me to swim.

27. Don't talk about love, don't believe in love, and don't think about getting married all your life.

28. Because of you, I am so persistent.

29. Help if you are in trouble, and help if you are not. In the face of beauty, it is revised as: there is danger to save, and no danger can create danger.

30. It may seem so, but not necessarily.

3 1, you found your freedom with a far-fetched reason.

32. I was drunk once, but I finally woke up. I'm walking, but I can't find my way.

33. An intelligence test is to see how stupid you are.

34, woman, you can not fall in love with the country, but you must live proudly!

Everything you do may be meaningless, but everything you do feels like a memory.

36, gradually understand that we are passers-by, because we never stop for love.

37. Three people. Never equal. Just four people. Will hit the telephone pole.

38, how to sketch, then I can be a messy heart.

39. If the relationship goes bad, please don't be together, it will hurt badly.

40. I have already seen through human accidents, and I know it well.

Funny sentences about laughing and urinating in space.

1, the earth is moving, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.

2. Rich people hold a money field, and those who have no money go home and get some money to hold a money field.

3, playing dumb, doing well is called playing dumb; Well done, it is called deep.

4. Protect yourself and love others. Please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people.

5, since love, why not say it, some things have been lost, and now they can never come back!

6, look at the flowers in front of the court, don't be surprised by honor or disgrace, look up at the clouds, and have no intention to stay.

7. The wood said to the fire, "Hold me"! The fire embraced the wood, and the wood smiled and turned to ashes! The fire cried! Tears extinguished himself. Wood is destined to burn when it loves fire.

8. Have you ever peeked into other people's privacy? -I robbed.

9. I was caught out before I had time to make love.

10. Among all the gifts, women think flowers are the most valuable, because men must overcome the shyness of walking in the street with flowers in their hands when sending flowers to women.

1 1. If you meet a robber in the middle of the night and he says he won't let you go unless you sing, what will you sing? -Nice Chinese songs.

12, the grievances that can be said are not grievances; A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.

13, with cigarettes. Travel around the world

14, I thought the bird couldn't fly over the sea because it didn't have the courage to fly over the sea. Ten years later, I discovered that it was not birds that could not fly, but the other side of the sea, and there was no waiting.

15, you left, with all my love, just a farewell. I looked at your back with tears in my eyes and wanted to hug you for the last time and say "I love you" to you again.

16, knowledge is a kind of food that makes people more hungry.

17, I can feel your heartache. You have helplessness that you can't say … but you are indifferent. The more so, the more uncomfortable I feel.

18, what is romance? Send her 99 roses when you know she doesn't like you. What is waste? Just know that she likes you and send her 99 roses.

19, if I can forgive your vulgarity, can you tolerate my compulsion?

There are many ways to destroy friendship, and the most thorough way is to borrow money.

2 1, love is sometimes like the feeling of drunkenness, with a clear head but out of control.

22. Happiness is a comparative level. You have to have something at the bottom to feel it.

23. How can one say one thing and do another? -I will bring a set at the critical moment.

24. Your predecessor got married. Would you like to attend her wedding? I just want to attend your funeral.

25. Even if you want to cry again, smile and say: You are a grandfather.

26. Someone has a crush on you. Will you be tempted to know? I think I'll change my mind.

27. Love is precious when it is divided, and many people don't know how to cherish it. I didn't find it until I lost it. In fact, the most familiar is the most precious.

28. If betrayal is a kind of courage, it takes more courage to accept betrayal.

I really love you. I closed my eyes and thought I could forget, but the tears I shed didn't deceive myself.

30. When your enemy goes to the toilet, he can't get out without paper. What do you do? Give him a roll of transparent plastic.

3 1, the arrival of the god of luck, often just because you take one more look, think more and take one more step.

I never talk about people. I always talk about myths.

The secret of staying young is to have a restless heart.

202 1 classic funny talk about 25 jokes that make you pee your pants.

1. Don't look at the rich. On the surface, they look relaxed, but in private, they are more relaxed.

I can't even unscrew the bottle cap of mineral water since I met you.

No one in this world can live without anyone. Even fish can be roasted without water.

4. All the bad emotions come from exams, gaining weight, being short of money, and nobody.

Mobile phone is a very practical invention. In the past, you had to turn over a lot of books to get enough information. Now all you have to do is simply brush your phone ... you can forget all your homework.

6. I always comfort myself when you suddenly don't reply to my message. Nothing. You may be dead. Tell me about the classic comedy of controlling 20xx.

7. For me who can't control my mouth and is too lazy to die, I will lose weight if I don't continue to gain weight.

8. You must scold me, because you don't know me, because everyone who knows me wants to hit me.

9. I once liked a girl. She told me that she likes boys who can play LOL, so I practiced hard for two months ... I don't even remember the girl's name.

10, if you are single all the year round, you should reflect on yourself. Is it too strict with gender?

1 1, lonely men and few women, girls say cold is hooliganism.

12, you should eat enough, go to bed early, and don't stay up because you are ugly.

13, the most affectionate eyes in my life are dedicated to the mobile phone screen.

14, you said that onions are amazing, and they are the only fruits and vegetables that can make people cry. I don't want to deny you, but I was hit by durian last time and cried all day.

15, the most sorry thing all winter is ... the hand that reached under the bed to play with the mobile phone.

One day, I asked my deskmate, "Why do you want to study geography?" Deskmate: "Because there is no justice in this world." I'm speechless.

17, ugly people do more mischief, this sentence is true, because it is called coquetry to look good and unreasonable.

18, I talked about an object before. Because I love playing games, I often give her the cold shoulder. After many unsuccessful negotiations with me, she resolutely broke up. I always regret it when I think about it, so I want to advise you: don't find someone easily, which really affects the mood of playing games.

19, work hard so that your mother can boast when she walks on the street corner.

20. People who say money can't buy happiness may have too little money.

2 1, you ask me why I'm so short, and I'll tell you, when I pull my leg out more than three meters, I'll scare you to death!

22. If you can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can be shut down.

23. I don't understand why some people suddenly ask, "Are you there?" Why can't they just say what's wrong? So I can decide whether I'm here or not.

In order to prevent me from spending money indiscriminately this month, I spent all my money in advance. I am clean and upright.

25. "What did you eat and fart so smelly?" "What, you still want the formula?"

Funny qq is more powerful than funny QQ.

1, the powerful plastic surgery technology in today's society is not as good as pS in China.

2. Confucius said don't pretend to force, you pretend to force, I just like to watch silently.

I know you are not a casual person, but please keep your respect for me.

A bed, a computer and a bowl of instant noodles are enough for a weekend.

It is our happiest thing to suddenly find money in our pockets.

If someone insults you, tell me to turn him into a moving head.

7. Fat is fat. What do you say about fullness? You think you have a good figure.

8, full of wrinkles, but also said that others have acne, first look at their own shortcomings.

I believe you because you look like Lei Feng and have a sense of justice.

10, give you a lollipop with an idea. Can you promise to marry me?

1 1, I decided to quit smoking after I finished smoking in the canteen, okay?

12, as long as there is salary, all other jobs will be given to them.

13, I don't know how to hold the brake when going uphill. Why are you arguing with me?

14, men are liars, you say you are not, aren't you a man?

15, woman, it is better to marry well if you are born well, and to use well if you study well.

16, the biggest mistake of the school is that menopause reaches adolescence, and it is strange not to rebel.

17. When I was young, I thought I fished it from the river. When I was young, I thought I would die if I put bubble gum in my stomach.

18, the mountain is not high, there are immortals; There is not much water, as long as you can drink it.

19, I will pursue my ideal, otherwise I will die unsatisfied.

People say I look like Hou, but I really want to tell you that I am your ancestor.

2 1, I feel it's natural to smile when taking pictures, but it looks like facial paralysis when taking it out.

22. I don't have a man, so I am fatter in winter.

The happiest thing I can think of is watching you have bad luck every day.

24. As you sow, you reap, and as you sow, you reap.

I thought I could surprise you this time, but I didn't want to scare you.

26. I will cut off all my fingernails when I fall in love in the future, which proves that I hurt myself in order to come.

You must admit that there are always some friends around you whose laughter is funnier than jokes.

28. I can live without my mobile phone, but I can't live without it.

29. It is best to celebrate an important event like National Day for one month.

30, don't be infatuated with elder sister, elder sister has a heart.

3 1, losing weight is not that easy, just because your meat is very delicate.

Of all the people, I care about myself the most.

Even if you don't know what you do, it's really hard for you.

I really want to throw you away, you useless thing. What hurts?

35. Saying sorry to yourself will get you into trouble all your life.

36. Love disappeared, and we lost our way in the process of desperately running away.

Even if the whole world betrays me, I will not betray myself.

38. Whether you like it or not, whether it is appropriate or not, and whether you can be together are three different things.

You want to be with her without looking at yourself. Are you worth it?

40. Even if you can wrestle the next second, you will still fall this second. Do you think you are a god?

4 1, I won't allow you to disturb my firmness, because your alarm clock keeps me from sleeping well every day.

42. There was once a man who taught you how to love, but he no longer loved.

43. I am selfish, you are a playboy, I hide, and you cheat. We have our own problems.

44. There is always a protagonist and a supporting role in love. Tired will always be the protagonist, injured will always be the supporting role.

I don't care about anyone, but I'm afraid I'll be sad.

46. Unconsciously, I found that I will never forget you.

47. Memories are a very tiring thing, just like when you can't sleep.

You don't know me. I don't blame you, but how can I blame you?

49. I heard that I will get happiness after love, so why can't I get happiness?

50. If you fall in love with someone, you want to be together even if you are unhappy.