Laugh out tears! Valentine's Day on Qixi is the hottest and weirdest animal greeting.

1. A pig was starving in the desert when he found the magic lamp. Magic lamp: I can only realize one of your wishes. Hurry up, I'm in a hurry. Pig: I want my wife's magic lamp to turn into a beautiful woman at once, and then disdainfully say: I'm starving, greedy for beauty! Pathetic! Then he disappeared. Pig: Cake.

The panda man wants to marry the panda woman, but the panda woman doesn't want to. Panda man said sadly and angrily, we are all going extinct, and we are not getting married yet!

3. A lazy cat went crazy after a mouse and finally got married. After marriage, the cat took care of the mouse in every way, and the mouse soon became fat. The mouse was very moved: Dear, why are you so kind to me? Hey, hey, the cat said with a smile, you'll know when you get fat.

The ant married the elephant, but the elephant died a few days later. The ant was very sad, crying and scolding: Dear, why did you walk in front of me? I don't have to do anything else in my life, so I'll bury you!

5. Two birds stopped on the branch, and the female bird burst into tears. The male bird was furious: Damn it, how many times have I told you, this damn ring was worn by the bird research station for me, not someone else's wedding ring!

6. The farmer wanted to kill the rooster but couldn't catch it, so he grabbed the hen and said to the rooster, Don't come down, let you be a bachelor! Rooster: You think I'm stupid. If I fall, she will become a widow.

7. Bees chase butterflies, but butterflies marry snails. The bee doesn't understand: where is he better than me? Butterfly replied: people at least have their own house, unlike you who live in a dormitory.

8. The giraffe married the monkey, and a year later, the giraffe filed for divorce: I will never live this kind of jumping up and down again! Monkey is furious: you go and you go. Who has ever seen a kiss and climbed a tree?

Yesterday, I asked a mosquito to come to you, let it tell you that I miss you very much, and let it kiss you for me, because now I can't get close to you! It will tell you how much I miss you! You asked me how much I love you? A pimple represents my heart!

10, how many nights, you gently snuggled up to me, stroked my delicate place with your delicate little hand, and sucked my precious body fluids before you put it down. Alas! This damn mosquito!

1 1. The mouse can't find a wife and fidgets all day. Finally one day, the bat agreed to marry him. Everyone laughed at him, but the mouse said, at least she is a stewardess!

12, Xiao Lv asked the old donkey: Why do we eat hay every day? The old donkey sighed: We can't compete with men. We eat by running errands, while others eat by their breasts!

13, the duck and the crab ran to the finish line together, and it was a close call. The referee said, why don't you have scissors, stones and cloth? Duck is furious: Shit, are you calculating me? When I make cloth, he always uses scissors.

14. The dog said to the bear: Marry me. Marry me, and you will be happy. The bear said, I won't marry. If I marry you, I will only have a bear. If I marry a cat, I will have a panda. That would be noble!

15, the old turtle molested the mussel and was bitten. The old turtle dragged the mussels back and forth reluctantly. When the frog saw it, he exclaimed, Darling, Brother Tortoise mixed up, and a briefcase came in and out.

16, bees chase butterflies, butterflies marry snails. The bee doesn't understand: where is he better than me? Butterfly replied: at least people have their own houses, unlike you who live in dormitories.

17, idealism says: if I say you are a pig, you are a pig. Materialism says: because you are a pig, I say you are a pig. In a word, you are a pig.

18, the happiest thing in life is that I can do things that others can't. For example, I can call you a pig by texting, but you don't know who I am, hahaha!

19, ducks are too arrogant, rabbits have too many mouths, crabs are legs, you are a pig, and you are very powerful.

20. You are happy because I am happy, I am happy because you are happy, I am worried because you are thin, I am thin because you are sick, I smile because you are strong, and I am rich because I sold you a pig!

2 1, the teacher was describing the appearance of African wild boar, and found the students dozing off, furious: Look at me, don't look at me, how do you know what African wild boar looks like?

22. You stand in the pigsty and count the pigs. There is always one more when counting. I don't know, pigs are thinking!

The king asked for 100 pigs, but the minister only brought 99 pigs. The king said, 1 pig? The minister said: there is another one reading the text message!

24, piggy piggy belly bulge, feet thick face doodle, a mouth can't get in and out, piggy piggy is outside, watching the phone panting!

25. A little pig is amazing. At eight o'clock every morning, he eats with his mouth instead of bowls and chopsticks. Do you think pigs are stupid? He's still reading text messages!

26, the little silly pig is very powerful, sleeping until ten o'clock every day, never having troubles and temper, and his weight is unparalleled. Ask where the silly pig is and look through the information.