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The story of the airport

A man on a business trip

Liu Ge, the boss of a company, has just returned from a business trip in the United States. He is holding a briefcase and craning his neck to look at his luggage. Plus his obviously bulging abdomen, it looks a bit like a turtle on the chopping block.

An old man with gray hair and a dark blue suit stood beside him. The old man's luggage arrived. These are the two biggest boxes. The old man bent down with difficulty, but his hand with a burst blood vessel could barely grasp a box. He tried for a long time, but another box was taken away by the conveyor belt. The old man looked helplessly at Liu Ge, and Liu Ge unconsciously took a few steps to the side, but his eyes continued to stare at the end of the conveyor belt.

Liu Ge waited 10 minutes and finally saw his suitcase. It's a beautiful small black suitcase with a tight zipper and a delicate silver lock, which always makes people feel the urge to find out. The contents of the bag are very valuable to Liu Ge. This is a gift for his girlfriend. Tomorrow is her 25th birthday. The gift cost Liu Ge $3,000. The things in his carry-on bag are even more valuable. This is a bracelet for his wife. Next month is their 30th wedding anniversary. Liu Ge spends a week each year selecting 30 photos of them together and having them embedded in 30 beads of the bracelet.

Liu Ge walked out of the station with his luggage and saw Xiao Li in the distance.

"During my absence, how are you, Aunt Huang? Did you remind her to take medicine on time? " Liu Ge asked Xiao Li.

"Well, she walks every morning and dances at night, so life can be regular! I sent a message to remind her to take medicine every night as you ordered. "

"That's good. By the way, what happened to your face? Did you fight with someone? "

"Don't mention it, I just had a fight with a taxi driver on the road, and the driver didn't say anything. A young man jumped out of the car and looked very quiet. It's really okay to give me a punch! "

"Oh, is the car okay?"

"Nothing, nothing, the driver is fully responsible and took his insurance!"

"Oh," Liu Ge took out a necklace from his luggage and handed it to Xiao Zhang. "I gave this to Secretary Guo when I got home and told her it was worth 5,000 yuan."

"Ok, no problem!" Xiao Li promised to concentrate on driving. I secretly praised Liu's shrewdness.

People who are willing to accompany you through life don't care how much you spend, and people who are willing to spend your money usually don't care about your excuses.

Second, the returning old man.

Ye Hang used to be a surgeon in a hospital in Beijing. He was one of the first people to go abroad in the 1980s, and was sent abroad by the company. One of them left on Friday and plans to return to China on Wednesday two weeks later.

After arriving in America, Ye Hang did three things:

First, I wrote a letter to my former unit and resigned.

Secondly, he wrote a letter to his parents, saying that he was not going to come back.

Thirdly, he wrote a letter to his friend, saying that he immigrated to America.

After two months, he received a reply from the unit, but he threw it in the drawer without even unpacking it.

From that day on, he studied hard to become an American. I learned to use coffee and bagels instead of bean juice, inby and How are you instead of "hello comrades", and work hard and have fun instead of building the four modernizations of the motherland. He married a beautiful schoolgirl in the 1990s and gave birth to three daughters who could not speak Chinese. He worked hard in the spirit of building socialism and bought a car house, but he always felt that something was missing in his life.

Finally, he couldn't help but open the reply of the unit. The leader denounced his treachery and treason, cursed the country with the most vicious language, and earnestly advised him to come back and build socialist modernization together. He is addicted to reading it, because it is the first time he has seen such complete and authentic Chinese for several years.

He began to write back and make up stories with only one purpose, hoping that the unit could write back to him and say anything, just Chinese.

In this way, he turned enemies into friends with the dean who was five years older than him and talked for more than 30 years.

Finally, one day, the director never wrote back, and 70-year-old Ye Hang knew why. Without any hesitation, he said goodbye to his wife and daughter and said that he would go to the funeral of one of the most important friends in China and come back next Wednesday.

He smiled and said, "Come back next Wednesday." After more than forty years, such a low-level excuse still works. My wife was surprised that she had never heard him mention that she had such an important friend in China.

A week later, Ye Hang appeared in the baggage claim area at the airport wearing the most elegant suit. When he stood beside a paunchy man, dragging his luggage, he knew that his days were finally over.

The most important friend is only yourself.

Couples who broke up three times.

Tong Wang and Zhang Juan have been in love for four years. In fact, in Tong Wang's words, it was four years and one month.

They meet at the airport in the city where their university is located. Tong Wang, a new student, helps Zhang Juan, who is also a new student, to carry the box to the luggage office. They walked out of the airport while chatting, only to find that they were classmates in the same university.

Tong Wang is an otaku and Zhang Juan is an otaku, so their footprints have spread all over the west, east, south and north of the school grove in four years.

In his junior year, Zhang Juan said that he wanted to go outside the grove.

"Well, we will go after graduation. I think the scenery on the other side of Huangpu River is also quite good. " Wang Tong smiled and said.

"I further said-"Zhang Juan bit his pen and said, "like America?"

Tong Wang was silent. Since then, the two have another place where they often hang out, the study room.

A year later, Tong Wang was admitted to an American university, but Zhang Juan didn't.

22-year-old Tong Wang, with an acceptance letter full of English letters and a letter from her mother, didn't know how to talk to Zhang Juan. In the letter, his mother told him that if he didn't go abroad, he would sever the mother-child relationship.

Later, Zhang Juan found Wang Tong with a potbellied man and said that this is my new boyfriend Liu Ge, whom we met in the bar last Thursday.

Last Thursday was the day when Tong Wang received the admission notice.

Zhang Juan said Tong Wang, let's be realistic. She even joked that I hope you will meet a girl who is really nice to you in the grove of American imperialists. You deserve better. Zhang Juan encouraged Tong Wang with his future mother tongue.

Two months later, Zhang Juan took a taxi to take Tong Wang to the airport. I almost collided with an Audi car on the road. Tong Wang, who has always been taciturn and dare not step on an ant, jumped out of the car and had a fierce struggle with the young driver.

The safety line is too long, and Zhang Juan doesn't want to wait with Tong Wang any longer. She said that Liu Ge called her and said that she had made a reservation at the best local restaurant and was waiting for her there.

Wangtong himself silently completed the security check. He is always reluctant to order more meat in the canteen. He ordered a lot of beer in the airport restaurant and drank it bottle by bottle. In that unconscious world, all small trees and forests are the same, but Zhang Juan's smile is colorful.

In the dim light, he really saw a shadow. The man named Liu Ge, who claimed to have been waiting for Zhang Juan all day, was wearily carrying a briefcase out of the terminal. Tong Wang suddenly realized something, jumped up and ran out of the security checkpoint amid the shouts of security personnel, and saw Zhang Juan crying against the post.

The moment Tong Wang hugged Zhang Juan, the plane without Tong Wang took off.

Without me, the plane will still fly. Without you, the grove is no longer a grove.

Children going abroad

Jianshe Wang is a retired doctor. His grandson is named Jerry Wang. Jerry Wang is an American-born child from China. After his birth, he was sent back to China by his parents who worked in the United States and raised by his grandfather.

Jianshe Wang asked what the child's name was, and the child's mother said, Jerry Wang.

Jianshe Wang said that this name doesn't sound like the name of China.

The child's mother said that the child's English name is Jerry, which is the case when translated into Chinese. Anyway, I won't stay in China for a few years, and I will go back to America sooner or later.

Jianshe Wang realized that his mother said "go back to America".

Finally, this day came six years later. Jerry Wang is old enough to go to primary school, and his parents are going to take him to school. Jerry Wang knows nothing about the place where he was born. "Where is the United States? Is it far from Uncle Wang's canteen? "

Jianshe Wang patted Wang Zhiyuan on the head. When he got there, he had to listen to his parents.

"That grandpa and you? When will I come back? "

"If you are obedient, grandpa will come to see you in two weeks." It suddenly occurred to Jianshe Wang that the person who cheated him was his surgeon's subordinate, and he cheated him for more than 30 years.

What should Jerry Wang look like after more than 30 years? Can you still speak Chinese? Do you remember having a grandfather? Jianshe Wang suddenly changed the subject, but he immediately realized that it was useless to think about these things, because he probably couldn't see them.

Jianshe Wang spent two months' retirement salary to buy high-grade clothes for Wang Zhiyuan, and another month's salary to drag him into the photo studio. In the eyes of the staff and young people watching aliens, a group of photos of grandparents and grandchildren were completed.

Jianshe Wang began to compare English words with Jerry Wang. Let a child who doesn't know Chinese learn English, and Jianshe Wang seems to see the peculiar smell of China people fade from Jerry's childish face.

On the day Wang Zhiyuan was sent away, Jianshe Wang got up at 4 o'clock in the morning, but he was surprised to find that Wang Zhiyuan was already sitting on the bed. Two months' salary clothes were cut off one by one by little Jerry and scattered all over the floor. Wang Jie Ruitong asked Jianshe Wang with red eyes: Grandpa, will it take me long to come back?

Finally, Jerry was coaxed to the boarding gate by Jianshe Wang and handed over to his father's colleague. Jerry Wang grabbed Jianshe Wang's shaking hand and said, Grandpa, you have to cheer up and remember the words. See you in America!

Jianshe Wang walked over to promise.

Jerry Wang was dragged farther and farther by his father's colleagues at the security checkpoint. Jianshe Wang stood in front of the glass window, silently watching Little Red Riding Hood disappear into the crowd, and the wrinkles on her face squeezed together painfully. That old face, criss-crossed, has been full of stories for a lifetime, and it also overflows with emotions like five bottles of wine, such as pride, anger, sadness and disappointment, but I don't know how to express a word in English.

He only remembered half an English sentence, which his old subordinate Ye Hang used to say in his letter, "Fucking America, give me back my grandson."