2022 April Fool's Day Classic Funny Greetings

1, I want to say loudly to the sky: I love you! But I still dare not. I've been thinking for a long time, and I've always wanted to say something, but I'm afraid I'll hurt you, but to show my sincerity, I have to say-get up!

2. Urgent reminder: There may be lightning recently. When you go out, please put your mobile phone on your head, plug in the charger and drag it behind you for lightning protection. Remember!

3. Poor mobile phone user, it's a pity that you are infected with April Fool's Day bacteria because you confirmed this short message. Now look at your palm carefully. If you see a black spot, it means that you have been infected by bacteria. You need to flush your mobile phone with gasoline to kill bacteria. Pay attention to secrecy, I won't tell the average person! )

Notice: tomorrow, the leaders above will come down to check the work. All colleagues please dress as required. Man: suit, tie, shorts, slippers; Lady: swimsuit, pants, shoes!

5. Special news: In the mobile phone endurance contest, the switch will automatically start the timer from the moment it is turned on, and continue to report the weather forecast. The user who keeps the phone on for the longest time will get 100 minutes of free talk time.

6. Idealism says, "If I say you are a pig, you are a pig." Materialism says, "Because you are a pig, I say you are a pig." In a word-you are a pig.

7. Measure windows, beds and walls. Jump on the bed and measure the bed against the wall. The wall is longer than the bed and the bed is longer than the window. Windows are longer than beds and beds are longer than walls, so walls are longer than beds. If you don't study hard, you will hit a wall. Happy April Fool's Day!

8. Someone saw you yesterday. You are still so charming, walking slowly in a plaid vest, looking detached and comfortable. It is really cute. I don't know how you beat rabbits in those years.

9. Don't think that I have forgotten you. At critical moments, such as April 1 day, you are the first person I think of. Who told me that today is your holiday?

10 according to the research of MIT, soaking the mobile phone in water 1 minute before making a phone call can completely avoid the radiation of electromagnetic waves to the human brain, remember!

1 1. I want to ask you a favor. Can you find a vacant room for me to stay for two days? Please don't tell anyone about it. I hate to bother you, but I really can't find anyone I can trust. I'm Saddam!

12, poor mobile phone user, it's a pity that you are infected with April Fool's Day bacteria because you confirmed this news. Now bacteria are striding through your body. ...

13, I am a lonely tree, standing on the roadside for thousands of years, waiting alone, just because one day you pass me, I will fall for you, even if I don't smash you, it's in vain.

14, according to the research of Massachusetts Institute of Technology, soaking the mobile phone in water 1 minute before making a phone call can completely avoid the radiation of electromagnetic waves to the human brain, remember!

15, vital capacity self-test tips: after farting, lower your head and suck, and then observe whether people around you smell it. If so, you must strengthen your exercise according to this method; If not, then prove that you are superman.

16, notice: April Fool's Day is here. The text messages you received in April 1 were all false, with the opposite meaning. Please pay attention. Here is the first one: you are a handsome, handsome, symmetrical and beautiful public lover, devil figure! Someone saw you today, and you are still so charming, walking slowly in a plaid vest, looking detached and comfortable. It's really cute. I don't know how you competed with rabbits in those days.

17, the secret of free phone calls: When there is an incoming call, press 54sg before the second ring and then press power off, and the call is free at this time.

18, you won 5 million in the lottery, and your smile is brighter than anyone. Love is more romantic than anyone. When I woke up, my face changed greatly, and happiness was accompanied by fairy-like envy. Then you are a model. Looking down is a big idiot. Happy April Fool's Day!

19, people say you are stupid. You are filial to your parents-in-law, sincere to others, unfaithful to the opposite sex and selfless in your work. This kind of character is really commendable, and everyone praises you for your kindness. Today is April Fool's Day, I wish you a happy holiday and all the best!

20, who let me spend April Fool's Day, I let him spend Qingming.

2 1, I'm still lamenting the small waist in those days. Look at it now, I hate it in my spare time.

22. To be a man, we should leave a place for fools, do things with the power of fools, live like fools, and have a career with fools. Today, I groped for a "fool" and finally found you who escaped the net. Happy April Fool's Day!

23. Notice: Tomorrow, the leaders above will come down to inspect the work. All colleagues please dress as required. Man: suit, tie, shorts, slippers; Lady: swimsuit, pants, shoes!

24, April Fool's Day arrived, I was nervous and afraid of being fooled. Be cautious everywhere, and others are cautious when they speak. I'm afraid I'll be stupid and behave badly. I suggest my friends relax and don't worry that they will become stupid. Haha, a smile makes people relax, and life is happy and friendship is long. Happy April Fool's Day!

I really miss you. I'll call you. Your smile, your shame, your kindness ... last year today, you brought us laughter. Today is April Fool's Day, I won't fool you, I'll just watch. Happy April Fool's Day!

26. April Fool's Day is coming. I'll give you three fish to put in your mobile phone. I wish you: your wallet is "stupid"; There is "stupidity" in the work; The most important thing is that the mood is "stupid" fast! Take good care of them. Happy April Fool's Day!

As soon as I entered the village yesterday, I saw a man chasing a fat pig with a glass in his hand. While chasing, he shouted: Run, run, want to cheat? If you are brothers, you have to drink this cup! On closer inspection, it turns out that this drunkard is you.

28. If someone bullies you, tell your sister that I hit him with four limbs, seven joints, a color screen on his face, a straight nose, a head shock and a twisted front tooth.

29. If one day I become a rogue, please tell others that I am innocent!

30. Dad took his family to his grandmother's house hundreds of kilometers away for a holiday, and specifically told his 4-year-old daughter not to ask questions like "How long will it take to get there" on the road ... After an hour of driving, the younger daughter asked her father, "Will I be 5 years old when we get to my grandmother's house?"

3 1, April Fool's Day, people are stupid, happy and happy. Do everything possible to prevent traps. If you fall for it, you shouldn't. Cheating money and cheating can't be played, and obeying the law is the most important thing. Reflect the truth, goodness and beauty in the world, and you and I are happy. Happy April Fool's Day!

32. With Pangu's creation, the evolution of apes has a play; With Oracle Bone Inscriptions as the letterhead, history will come alive; With Daiyu and Baoyu, the Red Chamber has only been circulated for centuries. With my short message, I know that pigs can read mobile phones! Hehe, happy April Fool's Day!