Love humor short message daquan

1, freeze! Gangland raid! Those who know me stand on the left, and those who don't know me stand on the right! Those who want to laugh stand in the middle and stare at the mobile phone! Yes! Only you! Put the phone down and put your hands on your head! Listen; Happy new year!

When you see this message, I have already left. I will travel all over the world until I find a medicine that can cure your smirk when you see the message!

Wash your hands before and after meals, line up and leave one by one. If you want a girlfriend, shout after reading the text message!

4. The butterfly said to the bee, You are so stingy. You pretend to be full of sweet words, but you won't give me a word. The bee said, hum, you are talking about me. You have two antennas on your head. Why didn't you send me a message?

5. Are you lonely? If yes, go downstairs and buy a rope and a stick, tie the rope to the stick, and swing the stick on the roof when it is windy. When someone asks you what you are doing, you say, I'm out of my mind!

6. Now, watch CCTV 1 quickly. Zhao Benshan was killed and the police blocked the whole northeast. Some people are dead, some people are injured, some people are missing, and some people are fooled! I hear you are very clever. Do you know who I am?

7. Do you want to get rich? Do you want to get lucky? Do you want to be an official? Do you want to become famous overnight? Do you want to be young forever? -Stop dreaming, wash your feet and sleep!

8. Being busy occasionally does not mean forgetting; With the coming of winter, may you feel better; Forgotten greetings, this time together to compensate: all the concerns, condensed this short message, I wish you a merry Christmas!

9. Send you a happy flower and keep it in your mobile phone. It will bring you good luck! But remember to pour some water to your mobile phone often, and water the flowers inside!

10, lying in bed looking at your letter to me, my heart is full of bitterness. The words in the letter hurt my heart like an ice pick. The letter said: I will pay you back next month!

1 1, God releases snowflakes to make you forget your troubles, and the cold wind closes the window to make you feel warm; I send my best wishes for a smoother coming year and a happy New Year's Day in advance!

12, I heard that you were trafficked, which really scared me. Although you grew up with dementia, it is harmless to society. Who is so bold as to dare to sell you? I'm worried about him. It's strange to sell it!

13, I heard that you went to xishuangbanna tourism and were besieged by a group of wild boars. The passengers immediately took out food and money, but the wild boars were unmoved. You took out your unique ID card, and a group of wild boars knelt down and cried, Boss, we found you.

14, you see my infatuation from your eyes, my hospitality from your eyes, my true love from your eyes, and I look into your eyes deeply. Wow! What a big piece of gum!

15, acquaintance is the most precious fate, missing is the most beautiful mood, knowing each other is the tacit understanding, and blessing is the most sincere greeting. Whenever and wherever, stop looking and bring my blessing.

16, a woman taught her child: if you cry again, I will throw you out to feed the tiger! The hungry tiger who came out for food heard it, and the hungry tiger waited all night and said, human beings are so hypocritical! The old lady broke her word!

17, I booked the first sunshine for you next year. I wish you happiness! I reserved the first morning breeze for you tomorrow morning. Have a happy day! I booked the first song of birdsong for you. Have fun! I booked my first gift for you. Happy New Year!

18, I wish you: fate is like peach blossom, fortune is like waves, love is like roses, life is like happy flowers, and career is like morning glory. Don't spend too much if you have love. If you have money, don't squander it. Give me a windfall.

19, why? I dialed your cell phone just now. After * * * rings, the mobile phone prompts: You are looking for a little silly pig from other places. Please dial the pigsty area first and then the number. I can't believe it! Call again and say: Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is being killed!

20. The bell is my greeting, the song is my blessing, the snowflake is my greeting card, the wine is my kiss, and the breeze is my gift! It's all for you. Happy new year! Happy new year!

2 1, Dear users: As most of your short messages are sent to the opposite sex, which has caused a very bad influence on society, we have suspended your short message function. Please bring your own bench to the nearby police station to learn stylistic knowledge tomorrow!

22. Perhaps, you and I are flowers on the other side, I am Manzhu, and you are Shahua. The struggles and thoughts of flowers and plants are endless, and the hopes of generations can't be bought at once. Is it the grace of the past life or the resentment of this life that makes us fall in love but can't be together?

23. I don't want to say Theory of Three Represents Theory apologizes to you. I just hope you can get out of the shadow I gave you, live a happy life again, and smile on your face for a long time. Happiness is the most important thing. I will smile at you with tears in the distance.

24. Although we are in the same city, we are separated from Wan Li! You are still you, I am still me, and all we have is a little memory. Forgetting is the secret of happiness, it is better to forget! Or I have never seen you in my life!

Maybe one day I will wake up, no longer your burden, no longer your road, but I will always cherish the happiness you have given me. I will remember your face and your face. Remember our promise: I will be your bride in the afterlife!

26. Cry for love, laugh for love, and suffer for love! Miss him very much, love him very much, and finally can't have him! I want to cry, laugh and start all over again!

27. I would like to spend my whole life looking for a token of fate that belongs to you and me; I would like to spend my whole life writing and writing an eternal swan song that belongs to you and me; I am willing to use everything to protect and guard our unchanging love!

28. I am addicted to your randomness and regard perfunctory as engraved in eternity; I am infatuated with your affectation, taking the fake drama as my heart and immersing myself in my soul; But when the golden light of the East appeared at sunrise, you disappeared there again?

29. Missing is a kind of happiness and pain. In the long expectation, I feel different happiness and beautiful pain.

30. My good mood depends entirely on you, so there is no question mark about my feelings. I asked you if you would like to grow old with me. Let me know quickly!

3 1, please stick the following couplets on your door frame to make you rich! "Fake cigarettes, fake wine, fake friends, fake love, fake tenderness. -money is real! "

32, snow without a trace, love without a trace. Snow is invisible and love is invisible. Winter has come and the snow has fallen; Love comes, love goes. After winter, snow water; Love, tears.

33. At this moment, I think of you again. Miss you is a kind of sour pain! So I can't call you and tell you, I just want to kiss you with words! Remember-I will always be the one who loves you.

34. I walk the same road and do the same thing every day, but I don't have the same you around me! But I still miss you!

I just want to say that I love you. Miss you now. It doesn't matter whether I wrote those words or not, because that's what I think. You got it? I think we can stay together until we are old, okay?

36. It's really not easy for two strangers to get together from realizing love. Let's cherish each other!

37, wife, I can only send text messages, the roses at the door are sold out! ! !

I know how you feel. Thank you for your tolerance. Your kindness to me makes me warm as the sun. Love!

39. The greatest happiness in life is knowing you, and the greatest misfortune is not having you. I can't have you, but I still love you.

40, I see you, I am afraid of getting an electric shock; I can't see you. I need to recharge. Without you, I think I will cut off the power.

4 1, I live at the head of the Yangtze River and you live at the end of the Yangtze River. I think about you every day. When can I stop drinking water from the Yangtze River? When will this hatred make you feel that it is my heart, and I will live up to my yearning?

42. I'm really touched by you. Don't you understand? Do you know how much your nonchalant behavior has hurt me?

43. If you were a grain of sand, it would fall from my hand. I don't know if I should pick you up again Because I don't know if you are a beautiful dream.

I really want to love you, but I have no right to hold you tightly. From now on, if you are happy, leave me alone and miss you!

45. In fact, it is a mistake for a man to get married, a sense of divorce, a paranoia about remarriage and a complete realization of being single.

46. At some point every day, I can't hear your voice or see your shadow, and the days become boring! ! ! I love you! Just like mice love rice! ! !

47. I saw what I wrote down and put myself behind the humble. I waited for you for too long, thinking that your tears would flow down, but what is happiness? (I miss you)

48. Husband! Do you know how you died? I like it! ! ! !

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