Mid-Autumn Festival greetings are humorous.

Humorous greetings for Mid-Autumn Festival:

1, I haven't heard from you for a long time I always miss you in the Mid-Autumn Festival these two days, and my heart is in a mess. I have searched all over the lawn where you like to eat and sleep by the pond, but I still haven't seen you. My heart is breaking. How can a pig with such a big head be lost?

2, dear, the Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, don't lose weight, eat more moon cakes! You don't have anyone, but because you are fat, why on earth, in fact, you know. ...

The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming. I told my mother that I like you, and I want you to come to my house and spend time with me. Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? Through these days of contact, I found that I can't live without you! Really, but my mother refused. She said sternly, "pigs are not allowed here!" " "

The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, and it will get cold recently. You must take care of yourself, don't freeze. As the saying goes: "people freeze their legs, pigs freeze their mouths." I have put on pants, so you should buy a mask quickly!

Today, when you woke up, you found a mosquito lying beside the pillow and a suicide note: "I struggled all night, but failed to pierce your face." Your face is too thick. I have no face to live in this world. Please forgive him, Lord! "

6. The Mid-Autumn Festival is here. Do you feel abandoned? Being bullied? Homeless? Even if the whole world hates you and ignores you, at least there is us-the Animal Protection Association.