Super sweet and earthy love story.

Super sweet and earthy love story (Part I) 1. "I'll make you a cow and a horse." Okay, "All you have to do is give the grass."

2. "I love you. I love you. "

3. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder? Stone? No, you.

I will be better because of you, but not for you.

Want to be a tree, plant it in your hand.

6. "I lack a necessity" and "What is missing?" You!'

7. Wandering around for the first half of my life and making soup for you for the second half.

8. "What time is it?" "It's 9 o'clock." "No, this is the starting point of my happiness."

9. Can you teach me how to wrap jiaozi? I'm a little stupid. Everything I do is easy to reveal, and so is liking you ~

10. "Hey, do you know what it feels like when the wind blows into your chest?" "No, I don't know, because it was you who came in."

1 1. I just want to do four things with you every day-three meals a day.

12. I think you should be very busy, so just read the first three words.

13. Do you know what my biggest weakness is? This is your fault.

14. I want to spend my whole life learning Chinese to describe how to love someone.

15. I like your white hair. Why? Because I can wait for you to turn white.

16. I don't have to sympathize with others, but you are not others', you are mine.

17. "Do you know why I don't wear blush?" Why? "Because I can't help blushing at the sight of your face."

18. "Guess what I'm doing now?" "What are you doing?" I am chatting with the most beautiful girl in the world. "

19. I miss you so much. I changed three small ones today.

20. "My three views are not correct"? "Well, everything is good for you."

Super sweet earthy love story (2)1. There are spring and autumn under your eyes, which is better than all the mountains and rivers I have seen and loved.

22. Let's play wood games. Do not move. All right! I lost my heart.

The sky is blue and the sun is round. I hope you are mine.

24. Your appearance is like adding a candy secretly in a day, as light as boiling water.

25. Baby, tell me when your lips are dry. I will kiss you. Don't let lipstick take advantage of you.

26. My worldly desires are you, you, you, you, you, you, you and you, you, you and you.

27. I really want to hug you, smell you and put my chin on your shoulder to sleep.

28. "Do you like chocolate?" For example, "I have it in my mouth. Do you want to try it?"

Being with you is all you have, and love will last until you get used to it.

30. I will think of you when I wake up every morning.

3 1. If I can be with you, I would rather let all the stars in the sky fall, because your eyes are the brightest light in my life.

32. "Please mind your mouth." "Why?" "Because I will kiss it at any time."

33. "Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me?" What? "The Tang Priest wants to learn from the scriptures, and I want to marry you."

34. Do you smell anything? No, the air is sweet when you come out.

35. "I am kind!" "Why?" "Because I always have you in my heart."

36. "Will you shut up?" "I'm not talking." "Then why is your voice all over my head?"

37. My life is bohemian. I have never stayed for anyone, but since I met you, I will protect you for the rest of my life.

Neither the earth nor the sun is the center of the universe, but you are.

39. "I want to change our relationship model" What model? "From my love to love"

40. Do you smell anything? No, the air has become sweet since you came out.

The picture shows Huaqing Daquan Picking up Girls Daquan.

1. Send my name to your household registration book. How many days will it arrive?

Stop chasing the bus and chase me. I walk slowly. I'm cute.

No matter whether others chase you or you chase others in the future, I won't get in the way. I will only stretch my foot to trip you up and let you fall into my arms.

It's not that nobody wants it except you. It's just that nobody wants it except you.

Don't let me see you, or I'll like you once.

I miss you very much at this time. Please take care of yourself for me.

7. Yes, I just like you hopelessly. What, not satisfied? You like me too!

8. Kiss the wind around you more, maybe one day it will blow on my face.

9. There is nothing to talk about with people like you, except falling in love.

10. Since we can't be born together, we will be miserable together for life.

1 1. Can you hold my hand? From wife to old woman.

12. You don't have to do this. I like it.

13. You are obviously not nearsighted. Why can't you see that I like you?

14. You must have been a carbonated drink in your last life. Why is it because I'm happy to see you?

15. You are wind, I am sand, you are Hami, I am melon, you are toothpaste, and I am a brush.

16. You are too heavy, but I can't take it away from my heart.

17. Why do you always talk to me? Do you like me? If not, I'll think of something.

18. Do you have a lighter? No. Then how did you light up my heart?

19. Do you smell something burning? Don't! I love your heart is burning!

20. Is there anything you can't do? I won't leave you.

2 1. You are getting fat again. It's good that I can like you again.

22. Do you know what kind of God I like? Your eyes.

23. W: I seem to have gained weight again. Man: No, you are getting fatter in my heart.

If I push you into the garden, I won't find you. Why? Because you are as beautiful as a flower.

25. Say, how much shall I buy for you?

26. Speaking of it, there is only one criterion for me to choose a spouse: you.

27. Why do you keep playing games? Because I can't bear to hit you.

28. Hey, can you smile? What are you laughing at? Because I forgot to put sugar in my coffee!

29. I am possessive, so you can't leave me if you are close to me.

30. I ask you why the world is sour and sweet. Why? It is sweet when I look at you, and sour when I miss you.

3 1. This is a pencil, this is a pen, and you are my baby.

32. This is your palm, this is comparison, and you are my sweetheart.

33. Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me? He studies the Bible, and I marry you.

34. Pork, beef and mutton. Do you know what kind of meat I like? No, I like your heart.

35. I like you very much. Today is a little more than yesterday, tomorrow is a little more than today.

36. Your sense of existence is like air. Really? I can't live without you.

37. Do you smell anything? No, the air has become sweet since you came out.

Do you know the difference between drinking stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

39. Do you know how to eat this dish? Eat while it's hot I will feed it to you.

40. Which hurts you more, the iron stick or the wooden stick? I'm sorry about the iron bar.

4 1. Why hasn't my order come yet? Our future.

42. I will tell you how to lose two pounds in a week. Ok, how to reduce it? Put your heart in my position.

43. May I kiss you? Shameless. Then kiss me.

44. We may have been hit by an arrow. Huh? Cupid's arrow.

45. Shall we exchange gifts together? All right. Well, from now on, you are mine and I am yours.

46. Shall we learn swimming together? So we can fall in love.

47. I fell in love with someone. She must be beautiful. You are too narcissistic.

48. What noodles do I want to eat? What is the noodle in your heart?

49. My blood sugar is very low. Say something sweet to me quickly.

50. Since I met you, I feel that life is so short. Why is the sweet part so long?

Super sweet and earthy love stories tease male gods.

Super sweet and earthy love story sentences provoke male gods 1 1. "If people also have tails, it's really awkward to say so. Because when I'm with you, I think I can't help wagging my tail. "

2. "We can't fall in love anymore" Why? "Let's get married, marry me"

3. childhood friends are not you, and the seeds of love are not you. I just hope that you are the one who keeps the water flowing, the daily necessities are you, and the white head is you.

4. "I have a bad news for you", "What bad news" and "My thoughts about you are not simple"

5. "You will never see me lonely", "Why" and "Because I am the loneliest only when you are not by my side."

6. "It's cold, I'll give you three choices." What choice? "I go to your bed, you go to my bed or we share the bed."

7. "The box with the ring is called the ring box. Do you know what it is called? " "What?" "A match made in heaven."

8. "I have to buy you a compass" and "lest you get used to getting lost"

Dear, we will be together forever, only with you.

10. It's troublesome to like you, but I just like getting into trouble.

1 1. No matter whether others chase you or you chase others, I won't stop you. I will only stretch my foot to trip you up and let you fall into my arms.

12. What are the methods of "Tell you 7 anti-aging methods"? Love me, love me, love me, love me.

13. I don't know when it started. Finding you in the crowd has become my happiest thing. No matter where I miss you, I can see you everywhere.

14. Do you know where my heart is? On the left. No, on your side.

15. I want to buy a piece of land from you and your unswerving heart.

16. Do you know? We all went too far. ""how much is it? " "You are so beautiful, I am so fascinated. "

17. The spring breeze is ten miles away, so let's stay together.

18. Feel the fabric of my clothes. Is it your girlfriend's material?

19. Do you know? You've been acting weird and beautiful recently.

20. I'm a little short of money recently. Can I borrow your hand?

Super sweet earthy love story sentences tease male gods 2 2 1. My brain is like playing with a mobile phone in a thin quilt, and there are always bits and pieces of light leaking out.

22. Do you want to try the new strawberry lipstick?

23. "I only miss you when I do one thing." What is this? "Breathe"

24. I have no story, only this heart that loves you. If you go further, I'll be worried. Look, am I all yours?

25. Immediately = like you.

26. "Do you know why I don't wear blush?" Why? "Because I can't help blushing at the sight of your face."

27. I have never compromised on loving you. Every day I love you deserves my serious attention.

28. "Do you know? We are both too much. " "How?" "You are so beautiful, I am so fascinated."

29. "I dare not miss you easily at night" Why? "Because I am afraid that I will stay up all night if I am not careful."

30. "I want to be the wind" Why? "Because I want to tease you."

3 1. Do you know why I always lose? Because I lost to your tenderness.

32. "I like sweets and sweets. What I want most is our wedding candy. "

I am full of love for you, but I don't say a word. If you know, you will know. If you don't know, forget it. The love in your mouth is less than one thousandth of your heart.

34. "Can you laugh?" "Why?" "Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee."

35. "Which do I prefer, beef, mutton or pork? ""I like your pride. "

36. Do you have a lighter? "Sorry, I don't smoke." Then why did you light my heart?

I want to buy a piece of land from you. What land? I am dead set on you.

38. "Which is the most painful to hit your head with an iron bar or a wooden stick?" Of course, my head hurts the most "No, my heart hurts the most."

39. Why did you hurt me? What did it do to you? I like you.

40. "Is your mother's surname Fang?" "No, my mother's surname is …" "But if your mother's surname is not Fang, why are you so handsome?"

Super sweet and earthy love story, every sentence provokes the male god 3 4 1. "I'm going to learn to swim tomorrow." Do you swim in winter? Because of me, I can't help falling in love. "

42. "Do I look like someone with asthma to you?" Don't you like it? "But why does my heart beat faster every time I see you?"

43. Do you know what my biggest weakness is? This is your fault.

44. "Can you play the guitar?" "No" "How did you resonate with me?"

45. You are the happiness of youth, and vice versa.

46. Do you smell anything? No. Why was the air so sweet when you came out?

47. The little girl is incapable and wants to spend the rest of her life with her son. Dogs can't spit ivory, and my heart can't spit you. When the crow comes, I will be you.

48. Can you help me with some washing? Wash what? Like me.

49. I think I am a playboy. I like the way you look every day.

50. "Guess what I want to drink?" "I don't know." "I want to look after you."

5 1. "I want to buy a piece of land." "Where?" "Your unswerving loyalty. “

If I knew, I would give you candy, but you made trouble in my heart.

My mother said I would marry you when I grew up.

I used to be a manager, but you stole my heart, so now I have two TV sets left.

55. It's nice to be near Zhu Zhechi.

56. "You are so perfect, but you have one shortcoming." "What shortcomings?" "my shortcomings"

57. This is the Forbidden City, this is the White House and this is my husband. This is egg-wrapped rice, this is fried rice, and this is my arsonist. This is a man, this is a woman and this is my sweetheart. This is cotton, this is catkin, and this is my mother's son-in-law. This is purple potato, this is sweet potato, and this is where I belong. This is the universe, this is the underwater world, and this is my world. This is scallop, this is scallop, and this is my little baby.

58. Will you still fall in love with other girls? Yes, she will call you mom.

59. You seem to be a relative of my family. What? My father's son-in-law

60. "I lost sleep last night. ""What's the matter? " "I've been thinking about you all night."

Super sweet earthy love words are suitable for teasing male gods.

Super sweet earthy love stories are suitable for teasing male gods (I) 1. Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me? I will marry you.

I don't have any promises. I just want to spend your money to sleep in your bed, eat your food and be your wife.

Only state officials can set fires, and you are not allowed to leave me.

I still believe that stars can talk, stones can bloom, and you will finally arrive after crossing the wooden fence in summer and the wind and snow in winter. -Rao Xueman

5. "Do you know what wine is the easiest to get drunk?" Your eternity

I like you very much yesterday, I like you very much today, and I have a hunch that I will like you very much tomorrow.

7. I don't want to sleep for long. Let's talk.

8.78 "Can you read palms?" "A little, you need me in your life."

9. "Let me tell you a story." "You said" "It's a long story, I'll make a long story short. I miss you. "

10. I like the wind in March, the rain in April, the never-setting sun and the best of you.

1 1. What time is it? (12) No, it is the starting point of our happiness.

12. "I am like a sweater, and my boyfriend is like static electricity." Why? "As soon as you take off your sweater, you will splutter ..."

13. "I think our friendship can only last until today" Why? "Let's talk about love next."

14. If I am not careful, I hope I can grow old with you, even if there are many twists and turns along the way, I just want to end with you.

15. "I hope" "What do I hope?" "I hate you, not you."

16. My life is bohemian. I have never stayed for anyone, but since I met you, I will protect you for the rest of my life.

17. Meeting you is the luck of my life, and liking you is the best thing I have ever done.

18. Why did you hurt me? What did it do to you? I like you.

19. "Can you watch your step in the future?" "I have to hit my heart."

20. It's nice to be near Zhu Zhechi.

Super sweet earthy love story is suitable for teasing male gods (Part II) 2 1. I like your white hair. Why? Because I can wait for you to turn white.

22. "Let's eat noodles", "What noodles" and "Your heart noodles"

You look malnourished. I suggest you eat me.

There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is not a rumor.

25. "Which is the most painful to hit your head with an iron bar or a wooden stick?" Of course, my head hurts the most "No, my heart hurts the most."

26. Whether to test seafood or barbecue first, consider you first.

27. I am nine years old and you are three years old. Besides you, I am still you.

28. "Guess what I want to drink?" "I don't know." "I want to look after you."

29. "Can you guess whether I like drinking or playing king?" "Playing the king?" "No, I love you."

30. You have something on your face. What is this? It's beautiful.

3 1. The pain is endless. It will be me in the future!

32. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

33. "I have a little hypoglycemia recently." "What's the matter?" "Because it's been too long."

34. I still like you, like eating spicy strips when I was a child, regardless of date.

35. What can I say? When you smile at me, I feel like a mobile phone with only 1% power left. Just as I was shaking to turn off my phone, you suddenly connected the charger.

36. what do you belong to Tiger. No, you belong to me.

37. "Let's eat the whole family bucket" and "Then we will be a family"

38. I went to buy oysters On my way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. So it's called oysters. They like mud.

39. Do you know the difference between you and a monkey? Monkeys live in trees, and you live in my heart.

40. "Guess what uniform I like" and "Surrender by you"

Super sweet earthy love stories are suitable for teasing male gods (Chapter 3) 4 1. "Help me see what happened to my eyes?" "I didn't see anything." "No? Take a closer look. " "Really not" "Yes, I have eyes for you."

42. "You are the heart, you are the liver, and you are three quarters of me."

I am a materialist. Me Before You, I don't want an afterlife. "

44. "Actually, I am a recidivist." "What recidivist?" "In the matter of liking you"

45. "Have you gained weight again recently?" "No, why do you say that?" "Then why is my heart getting heavier and heavier?"

46. "I want to buy a piece of land." "Where?" "Your unswerving loyalty. “

47. "How can I solve my worries? Only violence ... "? Huh? ""... hug you "

48. "You can be lucky twice in your life"? "I met you once and slept until the end."

49. Once upon a time, the person in front of you was a sweetheart. Later, the sweetheart was a pillow person.

50. "Where are you from?" "Hangzhou?" "No, you are my sweetheart."

5 1. Do you know what my weakness is? Your shortcomings.

52. "I'll make you a cow and a horse." It's good. "All you have to do is give it to the grass."

53. What time is it? Come on. No, it is the starting point of our happiness.

54. To the world, you are one person; But to me, you are my whole world.

There is nothing of value in my family, and the only person who can get it is me. If I give it to you generously, I won't have to return it.

56. "You are in my heart", huh? "No more, no less, 86,400 seconds a day."

57. Don't complain, give me a hug.

58. Do you know what I like to eat? Looking at you stupidly.

59. I'm quite sure. Why? No kisses.

60. "Do you know the difference between you and the stars?" "The stars are in the sky, and you are in my heart."