Classic quotes about men and women flirting

1. Never tell your husband that I hate you, otherwise, he will be happy. (To be honest, it’s not kind to bring someone else’s husband in to support you.)

2. After you left yesterday, I felt lovelorn again. (Talking about liking people in a roundabout way is really an adult game)

3. Leave your money to me and I will help you spend it like a wife. (Don't say anything, hand over the bankbook, and don't tell her the password)

4. You are not allowed to marry anyone else in your next life. I will make a reservation first. (What happens in the next life will be used to please you in this life)

5. You go back to cook first. I will wait for a while before going back. (Originally, the first and second sentences have the same meaning, but when put together, there is an overtone of ridicule)

6. I will wait until your big bad wolf is not at home, otherwise, you will be afraid of seeing me. . (A common joke in online chats, who is afraid of who is not? Anyway, it’s okay if the big bad wolf is not at home)

7. We haven’t seen each other for a few days. Look, I think you are losing weight. (It’s probably a fact that I’ve lost weight, but why have I lost weight? Is it true that philandering men are also infatuated?)

8. Hurry up and become a leader. I’m waiting for you to unspoken rules for me. (Haha, there are also unspoken rules for waiting for others to come to you. You have to flatter people early!)

9. I’ve been waiting for you to become a vixen until the flowers have withered. (It would be too boring to say directly that I hope you will seduce me)

10. I don’t want to have an afterlife, otherwise I won’t have the courage to make a mistake with you in this life. (I feel very urgent, and I seem to be very determined. I am joking, but of course I have to achieve the desired effect)

11. If you stay with me, I won’t sleep. If you want to sleep, let's go to bed together. (A funny saying on the Internet is that companionship is at both ends of the Internet. If you sleep together, you will sleep separately, but why is the meaning of this sentence so ambiguous?)

12. If you want to elope, Don't ask anyone else. (Do you dare to elope with you?)

13. When I see you, I begin to feel regretful because I only have one wife. (Originally I kept it for you, but it’s a pity that I didn’t know you at that time. It’s easy to say this, just to take advantage)

14. The work is not tiring when men and women are matched. Do you know what kind of job you do? (Don’t think wrongly, or you will fall into the trap)

15. Your skin is so white, it makes me lose sleep at night. (Flattering others can be said in such a subtle way, but it’s a bit exaggerated)

17. Why do you dress up so beautifully and always dazzle me in front of me, deliberately making me make mistakes? (Yes) It’s so hard to flatter and tease women.)

18. You are so nice that I don’t even want you to go back to someone else’s home. (Ha, I’m attacking someone else’s husband, so be careful with the stick)

19. I will miss you because I have to break up with you every night. (Make getting off work interesting and meaningful)